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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Ulquiorra then. His speed is too much.
Yes Sables, speed is an issue despite Toshiro being able to fend off Ulquiorra's direct superior.

Oh but what am I saying? Harribel's obviously just super slow.
Ulquiorra is more aggressive than Harribel,
Since when goombanthime? Harribel isn't the one who spends minutes at a time stopping a fight to talk shit.

Not to mention after the fight began in earnest, Harribel attacked relentlessly.
the difference in power should be pretty small and his powers can't be conviniently turned back against him like with her's.
Yes because Harribel wasn't doing the same thing right back to Toshiro...oh wait. :maybe

It's almost like the notion that Toshiro was only able to fight Harribel because of "type advantage" is complete nonsense.
Ulqui wins with mid to high difficulty.
No he doesn't, Toshiro wins with HH off the bat.
Ulquiorra nukes him. He doesn’t fuck around unlike the others.
Yeah, except he blatantly fucking does Divell.

Motherfucker wont even draw his sword unless he has to, not to mention the aforementioned stopping to talk shit. He literally takes the time to try and break Ichigo's spirit when he could have killed him ten times over.

WTF is this "Ulquiorra doesn't fuck around" when if anything, he did so more than ANY other Espada except maybe Arroneirro? :kobeha
Only in reiatsu,
Which means Monkeybananas that, lacking a specialty other than regeneration, Ulquiorra is generally weaker in pretty much every category.

Hell he has that regeneration specialty because he specifically never gave it up in return for more strength. Since Harribel did, not only is she stronger but she would be SIGNIFICANTLY stronger.
and such things as counter matchups exist,
Which is only a thing when hax enters the picture, something nobody in this thread has access to.
although Hitsugaya is more of a neutralization matchup
The neutralization worked both ways dipshits.
 
That's a highly simplistic view of things.
Translation: Why wont you partake in mental gymnastics with me so we can pretend Bleach's power-scaling is a lot more complicated than it actually is?

Because it IS actually that simple Sables. Toshiro was able to fend off a canonically stronger Espada, why would he NOT be able to do the same to Ulquiorra? :mjpls

Like you're quick to point out that we have no reason NOT to scale Arroneirro to Dordonni, but apparently we shouldn't scale Harribel to Ulquiorra because why exactly? :maybe
 

I wouldn't be surprised if this was made due to us shitting on Ainz hardcore yesterday... because this popped up earlier today :kobeha
 
The video games called it "Flash Fist Crush", if I remember right.
Dragon Ball - Hit's heart punch (did they ever name that move?)
It’s called Time Release


Flash Fist Crush is another move
 

"The planet flip in Hyrule Warriors is an outlier"

lol
 

...when did either of this happen?

I think he's talking about when Unreleased Barragan was able to age Soi-Fon's arm and break it before he released.
But that wasn't a Time Stop, that was just his Aging Powers working through touch but not as nonsensical as Respira.
 
Barragan has zero feats of controlling time beyond making things rapidly age and Aizen has never resisted that.

Lucius back when he was Julius does the same thing but his is more impressive. He rapidly ages things so fast, visually targets just explode into dust. And he can do more with time as the host of the Demon of Time Astaroth

Saying anyone in Bleach resists time stop is pure wank
 

lmao
 

..Don't Surtr's flames also have a multidimensional aspect to them?
What with, you know, being able to destroy the Nasuverse Earth which itself is layers upon layers of Textures on each other (that's basically it right?), with said Textures basically being different dimensions.
 

..Don't Surtr's flames also have a multidimensional aspect to them?
What with, you know, being able to destroy the Nasuverse Earth which itself is layers upon layers of Textures on each other (that's basically it right?), with said Textures basically being different dimensions.

In a sense? I'm going to go by what Rey says and that we can't use it as a certainty if they can bypass Storm Walls. We CAN, however, use the fact that it can literally destroy the Reality that the Texture is connected to and scorched the Planet in a failed attempt to turn it to ash as that's what he did which got the timeline put into a Lostbelt in the first place.

So yes, SB has been consistently known to downplay the hell out of the Lostbelt Villains in a vain attempt to make people believe the Nasuverse is far weaker than it actually is.
 
Some good old Xelios nonsense for you right here.
Urahara blitzed him from a distance..........
Oetsu blitzed him from distance...
Yoruichi blitzed him from distance...

He is not fast. Especially when Grimmjow and Yushiro can tag him. He relies in his endurance in order to gain immunity.
His stats are pure shit.
ASKIN'S stats are "shit" because he was:
> blitzed by two of the fastest characters in the verse, one of whom he still beat regardless but he's not going to acknowledge that.
> He got tagged by Yushiro and Grimmjow, which took under-estimation, surprise and help from Urahara to accomplish.

Never mind that Askin was the only one who actually reacted to Oetsu AT ALL and he still was able to tag Yoruichi at her best.
Nah man he totally slow, what are you on?

BUT WAIT 'cause it gets better.
He only ''reacted'' because Oetsu first blitzed Pernida. Had Oetsu choose to kill Askin first instead of Pernida? Then Askin would be blitzed.
Nevermind that once he was healed by Tenjiro's waters his casually blitzed Askin.
Reacting AT ALL to Oetsu is worth noting and contradicts the idea of him being slow.
Also Yushiro and Grimmjow may have tagged him for the reasons that you mentioned. But the fact that the one punched his face in and other ripped his heart out shows how shit Askin's stats are.
NO IT DOESN'T!

It shows how strong Yushiro is, that he is able to do THAT much damage to a Nazi literally KNOWN for his durability.
Grimmjow caught him off fucking guard moron, Nazi durability is shit when they don't have Blut Vene up.
Like Yushiro is probably not even captain level.....and Askin got his face full of blood by his punch? What the fuck man...
> Yushiro?
> Not even Captain level?
> While in the same post, acknowledging he fucked up an Elite Nazi.
 


While I get what he's saying with the Dante wank... doesn't Bayonetta literally do that with the eyes of the world or w/e in Bayonetta 2?
 
Some good old Xelios nonsense for you right here.

ASKIN'S stats are "shit" because he was:
> blitzed by two of the fastest characters in the verse, one of whom he still beat regardless but he's not going to acknowledge that.
> He got tagged by Yushiro and Grimmjow, which took under-estimation, surprise and help from Urahara to accomplish.

Never mind that Askin was the only one who actually reacted to Oetsu AT ALL and he still was able to tag Yoruichi at her best.
Nah man he totally slow, what are you on?

BUT WAIT 'cause it gets better.

Reacting AT ALL to Oetsu is worth noting and contradicts the idea of him being slow.

NO IT DOESN'T!

It shows how strong Yushiro is, that he is able to do THAT much damage to a Nazi literally KNOWN for his durability.
Grimmjow caught him off fucking guard moron, Nazi durability is shit when they don't have Blut Vene up.

> Yushiro?
> Not even Captain level?
> While in the same post, acknowledging he fucked up an Elite Nazi.


Did he just unironically say H2 > base aizen :mjlol
 
Did he just unironically say H2 > base aizen :mjlol
That’s right. Aizen isn’t feared because he can use Kyokasuigetsu. Yes, Kyokasuigetsu’s power is terrifying. But that alone would not have been enough to subdue those who would rather die than to obey. That was the only reason why those powerful espadas were able to function as a group despite their personal motives. Because he’s strong. All of Captain Aizen’s abilities are far beyond everyone else’s. Youre going to take precautions against Kyokasuigetsu? Your plans aren’t good enough. You’re going to take precautions against everything else? Your plans still aren’t good enough. Even if you gather your minds against unfortunate events like the sky falling or the earth splitting, Captain Aizen’s abilities are far beyond your plans.

:mjpls
 
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