Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Cinder fall (rwby) vs Medea (fsn)

Fsn speeds are generally the lowest in the franchise, being generally sub sonic. It gets power cliffed essentially immediately by both Atraxia and Zero. Given OP allows scaling from those works in r1, she should be fine in the speed department. I'm also pretty sure rwby as some abysmal low ends...

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lol

 

[Paxton]

To Aru Golden Dawn vs Bleach Verse

Crowley can just enter the Hidden World and it is beyond the universe and unaffected or detached from time. Archangels are also acausal and Crowley can just send them to fight in his place from there. GD with all its equipment should have an Imagine Breaker to negate Almighty.

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Yhwach getting fucked over by another power negating arrow would be pretty funny to see ngl

 

[Astaro]

To Aru Golden Dawn vs Bleach Verse

Crowley can just enter the Hidden World and it is beyond the universe and unaffected or detached from time. Archangels are also acausal and Crowley can just send them to fight in his place from there. GD with all its equipment should have an Imagine Breaker to negate Almighty.

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Yhwach getting fucked over by another power negating arrow would be pretty funny to see ngl

Or in this case, a mummified hand of the previous owner

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Cinder fall (rwby) vs Medea (fsn)

Fsn speeds are generally the lowest in the franchise, being generally sub sonic. It gets power cliffed essentially immediately by both Atraxia and Zero. Given OP allows scaling from those works in r1, she should be fine in the speed department. I'm also pretty sure rwby as some abysmal low ends...

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lol

Fsn speeds are generally the lowest in the franchise, being generally sub sonic. It gets power cliffed essentially immediately by both Atraxia and Zero. Given OP allows scaling from those works in r1, she should be fine in the speed department.

I'm also pretty sure rwby as some abysmal low ends in the v4-5 time. So lol

F/SN speeds are the same as what we see in later series.
I feel like too many people go with the "Fast as Sound" terminology rather than actually reading the text which goes way past that and has characters attacking at the speed of light on quite a few occasions.
And even then, this is the same RWBY where people keep constantly thinking deflecting bullets matter when they have consistent fights that where they never matter.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Overlord LN Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussion

I guess it is inevitable but "Wrath dying so easily" makes me go too much of a "Hmm"

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Bruh does Nyarla know anything outside Overlord wank?

Overlord LN Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussion

There are versions of joker who could probably actually drive them insane with his "unsanity". Or just be crafty enough to keep out of Demiurge's and Albedo's hands. EDIT: I'm pretty sure he has a feat similar to "Deadpool melting Xavier's mind when he looked into head" thing.

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Joker would 1000% fuck Demiurge in the head. Like Comics>anime/manga is literally a general rule, how these guys keep forgetting it is beyond me.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Joker would 1000% fuck Demiurge in the head. Like Comics>anime/manga is literally a general rule, how these guys keep forgetting it is beyond me.

They tend to forget that the Floor Masters literally have basic bitch AI protocols which is why they have such massive loyalty for Ainz and the other Supreme Beings as a whole and why they despise humans so hard.
It's really not hard to fuck them up mentally if you want to be real about it.

 

[Randomdude]

They tend to forget that the Floor Masters literally have basic bitch AI protocols which is why they have such massive loyalty for Ainz and the other Supreme Beings as a whole and why they despise humans so hard.
It's really not hard to fuck them up mentally if you want to be real about it.

Not really? Yes they have some restrictions but overall they're pretty intelligent and able to reason. Ainz is just supremely lucky to the point it's a lot easier to buy he's some mega genius then anything else. Like the amount of luck is sheer bullshit even without their predisposition it's easier to buy ainz is a mega genius then a lucky idiot.

Especially with his perfect poker face, the anime bigs up his expressions/shows his emotional suppression with a flash of green but the novels make it clear ainz is near impossible to read.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Overlord LN Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussion

How is joker going to torture the twins though? A joker needs a tactical nuke to even scratch them Toxins won’t work joker is a level 1 random guy and so are toxins really Things also end when you remember that he isn’t against people who isn’t trying to kill him Demiurge tells him to kill...

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bruh, Demiurge = Batman in iq. When he's literally outsmarted the JL multiple times and all of them are ftl supergeniuses.

 

[Astaro]

Eh to be fair, Batman doing that stuff requires a good combination of JL forgetting their powers and suddenly having IQs in the double digits

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Not really? Yes they have some restrictions but overall they're pretty intelligent and able to reason. Ainz is just supremely lucky to the point it's a lot easier to buy he's some mega genius then anything else. Like the amount of luck is sheer bullshit even without their predisposition it's easier to buy ainz is a mega genius then a lucky idiot.

Especially with his perfect poker face, the anime bigs up his expressions/shows his emotional suppression with a flash of green but the novels make it clear ainz is near impossible to read.

Yeah, being intelligent and having reason isn't all that much when Ainz's really can't teach them out of "Not killing Humans please" phase and they are stuck in their alignments hard.

 

[Randomdude]

Yeah, being intelligent and having reason isn't all that much when Ainz's really can't teach them out of "Not killing Humans please" phase and they are stuck in their alignments hard.

Ainz never tried to get them not to kill humans though? He never bothered, he told them to not run off and genocide everyone/be cautious while they learned, then sent them on missions with the express permission to do whatever was necessary.

Ainz could easily order them to not kill and does so at several points, the issue ainz couldn't give less of a fuck about all the ants outside his little collection. They're not stupid, they're sadistic monsters that have zero reason to act any different.

Changing alignments is much more difficult/possibly impossible but the npcs aren't acting outside any instructions/orders from ainz, they just as a natural course either don't care about humans or despise them and have no reason to change these views. Its not a failure to learn something you have no interest in learning/something you can already do.

Like albedo hates humans but she can work with, interact with, and train them for task. She is a perfectly functional person when she needs to be, she just finds humans distasteful and disgusting. It's not stupidity, Its Misanthropy.

Nabe struggles more but outside her insults/general snootiness she is also able to function fine as an adventurer/interact with people. And out of her sisters shes actually the exception, the human eating solution and entoma get along well with humans. They just also really want to eat them/dissolve them at the same time.

They're not stupid, just you know monstrous, uncaring, sociopathic, murderous sadist.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Melkor (LotR) vs. The Shrike (Hyperion Cantos)

Melkor fights the ugly time traveling robot thing. Who wins? DETAILS: Full knowledge. Preptime. Battle is in Mordor. Standard equipment. Composite feats. Full power. Both in character. Death or incapacitation. Distance is 100 feet apart. BONUS ROUND: During the events of the novels and...

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[Stocking Anarchy]

Wait this one is somehow even worse

Tzeentch (Warhammer) VS. Eru Ilúvatar (Lord of the Rings)

Per the title, Tzeentch and Eru Ilúvatar come to blows. Deets: 1.) Tzeentch has feats from all appearances, WH Fantasy, AoS, 40k, etc. Same for Ilúvatar. 2.) Victory is death or KO 3.) The fight is somewhere in outer space 4.) Both have all of their powers, no restrictions whatsoever 5.) Full...

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[seth]

Cinder fall (rwby) vs Medea (fsn)

Isn't that due to how degraded their magic is compared to hers? So to her their magic is like mud huts but her magic is far beyond that and even a "torrent" wouldn't wash hers away while she can do it to theirs. I'm obviously not saying something like "no matter how much energy used" but it'd...

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Great fucking misunderstanding of fate magic despite everyone on thread saying you are wrong RS fucking overlord and rwby walker.

 

[Goth Boy]

Yeah, being intelligent and having reason isn't all that much when Ainz's really can't teach them out of "Not killing Humans please" phase and they are stuck in their alignments hard.

Didn't Ainz stop caring about that stuff after he gradually started losing his humanity?

 

[Masterblack06]

The strongest Toriko character that can be defeated by One Piece verse

Who is the most powerful Toriko character who can be defeated by the combined force of all One Piece character working with each other? Both sides have all of their feats Both sides are trying to destroy the other Both sides start 200 meters apart of each other Toriko character has no knowledge...

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>one piece characters fighting anyone of bambinas monkey boys
>one piece characters fighting capture level 4k creatures from deer kings back

What in the fuck

 

[Randomdude]

Didn't Ainz stop caring about that stuff after he gradually started losing his humanity?

Eh gradual isn't the right word, from book one he's near completely severed from it, not to say his mindset doesn't shift over time but that's more about coming to the conclusion he and the salary man are different people/creatures. Id agree he gets worse but he starts pretty far off the deep end.

Some examples from book one

page 92 At the same time, he felt a strange sense of completion and satisfaction, that this was his real body, despite it being completely different from his old one. Perhaps it was because of this feeling that he was not afraid, despite his transfiguration into a set of white bones

page 144 Momonga scoffed, intending to change the image. This village had no value to him. If he could extract more information from it, perhaps he might have a reason to save them. But as things stood, there was no reason to save this village. He should abandon them. Momonga was taken aback by how he could make such a heartless decision. A cruel slaughter was occurring before his eyes, but the only thing he could think of was the good of Nazarick.

There was nothing like pity, anger, or worry, basic human emotions anyone should have. It felt like he was watching a TV show about animals and insects, where the strong ate the weak. Could it be that as one of the undead, he no longer considered himself part of humanity? No, how could that be? Momonga struggled to find an excuse to justify his thinking


page 240 Ainz had once been a human being, and now he was undead. From just now, he had sensed that Albedo hated humans very much. However, it did not upset him or make him feel depressed. Rather, he felt that such thoughts were quite suitable for the inhuman Guardian Overseer of the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick.


The racial changes brought on by coming to new world are far more insidious and in depth then the anime ever really lets on. Suzuki was a human man, one who remembered a human life but on entering his body there is no sense of wrongness, instead it feels as if he's always been undead despite knowing that's not true. Thats a deep level of mental fuckage right there, to fundamentally not feel wrong in a body totally divorced from your old one, to not be bothered by your emotional connections no longer working the way they used to.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Cinder fall (rwby) vs Medea (fsn)

Isn't that due to how degraded their magic is compared to hers? So to her their magic is like mud huts but her magic is far beyond that and even a "torrent" wouldn't wash hers away while she can do it to theirs. I'm obviously not saying something like "no matter how much energy used" but it'd...

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Great fucking misunderstanding of fate magic despite everyone on thread saying you are wrong RS fucking overlord and rwby walker.

It's funny too because Medea can treat Modern Magecraft like trash because she's simply too strong for it to really work against her and easily cancel it out.
Otherwise there is a difference between AoG Magecraft and Modern Magecraft but people keep thinking of it in the wrong way possible every time.
It's dumber because he then goes through the retarded stance and act like Aura can just repel Magecraft abilities like hypnosis and mind control because "It acts similar to Magical Circuits" is not how that works in any circumstance, even with Rule 13 being applied.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Not really? Yes they have some restrictions but overall they're pretty intelligent and able to reason. Ainz is just supremely lucky to the point it's a lot easier to buy he's some mega genius then anything else. Like the amount of luck is sheer bullshit even without their predisposition it's easier to buy ainz is a mega genius then a lucky idiot.

Especially with his perfect poker face, the anime bigs up his expressions/shows his emotional suppression with a flash of green but the novels make it clear ainz is near impossible to read.

I mean my point is that Demiurge and all the other npc's actually have emotions and insecurities and shit which do mentally effect them Shalltear learned how to be a team player and how to bargain with "lower lifeforms" because she didn't want to fail Ainz again after the mind control incident. They suck up to Ainz not just because he's a supreme being but also because they don't want him to leave nazarick.

The NPC's and Ainz have a big glaring mental weak point that SB loves to ignore.

And Joker is a master manipulator who regularly fools fucking batman whose fucking batman.

 

[Randomdude]

I mean my point is that Demiurge and all the other npc's actually have emotions and insecurities and shit which do mentally effect them Shalltear learned how to be a team player and how to bargain with "lower lifeforms" because she didn't want to fail Ainz again after the mind control incident. They suck up to Ainz not just because he's a supreme being but also because they don't want him to leave nazarick.

The NPC's and Ainz have a big glaring mental weak point that SB loves to ignore.

And Joker is a master manipulator who regularly fools fucking batman whose fucking batman.

I mean I don't think anyone was hard disagreeing with you in that thread outside nyra? Fucking with them isn't to difficult if you can figure out their insecurities and target them, the issue imo comes from the word being tossed around, disturb which generally implies a level of disgust.

Also as was noted even here with the justice league example, batman and joker aren't consistent characters, they're as competent and intelligent as whichever of the fifty writers needs them to be in service to the plot. Same as most comic characters that run long enough.