Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Team Grand Servants (FGO) vs Team Gotei 13 Captains (Bleach)

Orion Orkos nullifies the defenses of demons and demonic beasts, none of the Captains are either. Still can't beat Yamamoto. And Sui Feng's Shikai can also insta-kill enemies. Too weak, does nothing. They don't need any of those to win.

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In a sense, he's right... but he's also wrong because Orion Orkos literally helped blow a hole into LB Artemis' Divine Core...
So yeah, even with a Normal Bow, a Captain is dead if they get hit with that like Mayuri was against Uryu's Letz' Stil, let alone him with the Divine Bow.

And again, they wouldn't even need Quirinus, King Hassan solos. Being able to cut Tiamat's Wings at all puts him well beyond any Captain and basically anyone in Bleach. Tiamat basically tanked the Sun and her Primordial Sea(aka needs the equivalent energy to destroying the PLANET to even wipe a bit of it away) being wiped out in a weaker form, King Hassan did that against her strongest form.

 

[Paxton]

Ruby and Weiss (rwby) vs rin and Luvia (fate)

Rules: In character Win via death, incap, or bfr Standard equipment, no knowledge and no prep Battles take place in the amity arena with 50m starting distance

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[Cryso Agori]

@Paxton Also the contract that keep the Gods out of the human realm are also a form of law manip, forgot about that.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Ruby and Weiss (rwby) vs rin and Luvia (fate)

Rules: In character Win via death, incap, or bfr Standard equipment, no knowledge and no prep Battles take place in the amity arena with 50m starting distance

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2 People who can easily destroy Mechanical Beings on par with Homonculi that are > Humans and can even keep up with Pseudo-Servants and not die instantly against Servants... is going to have issues with fucking Ruby and Weiss...

Yeah sure okay.

 

[Getsa]

Pyrrha(RWBY) Vs. Monsoon(Metal Gear Rising)

Yes. Both have similar speed (not having much in the way of personal speed feats, but fighting people who are definitely supersonic) Both have similar power (fighting people who put about 2 meter diameter craters in the ground) Both have similar telekinesis feats (all those gears vs the...

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[OtherGalaxy]

denji (Chainsaw man) VS DIO (jojo's bizarre adventure)

public security gets reports that internatonal menace and vampire DIO Brando is in japan and whilst no a devil the speed wagon foundation placed a mammoth bounty on his head plus you know hes up to something unspeakably evil so the devil hunters go to track him down starting a chain of events...

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>denji blitzes SDC Dio
>blowing up a house is more impressive than Dio

 

[Adamant soul]

Pyrrha(RWBY) Vs. Monsoon(Metal Gear Rising)

Yes. Both have similar speed (not having much in the way of personal speed feats, but fighting people who are definitely supersonic) Both have similar power (fighting people who put about 2 meter diameter craters in the ground) Both have similar telekinesis feats (all those gears vs the...

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Pyrrha? Similar feats to Monsoon?

Pretty sure you don't even need MGR characters to find someone who can stomp most of RWBY in Metal Gear, let alone a fuckin' Wind of Destruction.

Although she definitely had one great feat, and that was getting out of dodge before the series really went to shit and they could ruin her character. You were the lucky one Pyrrha.

 

[Getsa]

Pyrrha? Similar feats to Monsoon?

Pretty sure you don't even need MGR characters to find someone who can stomp most of RWBY in Metal Gear, let alone a fuckin' Wind of Destruction.

Although she definitely had one great feat, and that was getting out of dodge before the series really went to shit and they could ruin her character. You were the lucky one Pyrrha.

Armstrong destroying EXCELSUS is magnitudes above anything in RWBY barring the gods

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Armstrong destroying EXCELSUS is magnitudes above anything in RWBY barring the gods

Big Boss being able to benchpress Metal Gear ZEKE when it's trying to crush him is magnitudes beyond anything in RWBY.

 

[Getsa]

denji (Chainsaw man) VS DIO (jojo's bizarre adventure)

public security gets reports that internatonal menace and vampire DIO Brando is in japan and whilst no a devil the speed wagon foundation placed a mammoth bounty on his head plus you know hes up to something unspeakably evil so the devil hunters go to track him down starting a chain of events...

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>denji blitzes SDC Dio
>blowing up a house is more impressive than Dio

They probably put Jojo at subsonic

 

[Getsa]

Big Boss being able to benchpress Metal Gear ZEKE when it's trying to crush him is magnitudes beyond anything in RWBY.

You're right. Bringing up EXCELSUS was overkill

 

[OtherGalaxy]

They probably put Jojo at subsonic

slower than the eye speed jojo sub yhwach level ger

 

[Cryso Agori]

 

[Astaro]

just ask them if Soul Society really is an entire universal afterlife why there are only humans. Don’t see any aliens

In fact, Soul Society seems to be limited to just Japanese people since there’s not a single non-Japanese native in it

 

[Paxton]

To be fair, Kubo did say he planned for there to be 3-4 arcs (iirc) after TYBW, so who knows.

Space Hollows may be a reality one day

 

[Adamant soul]

In fact, Soul Society seems to be limited to just Japanese people since there’s not a single non-Japanese native in it

I mean there are different Soul Societies for different locations as per Burn The Witch, the one we see in Bleach is just Soul Society East.

 

[Masterblack06]

Son Goku (Composite [all versión]) vs Creation Trio (Pokémon)

The Creation Trio have no speed feats. They don't have defensive ones either. Or even AP ones. Their hax are all they have. And people don't like the sub-meteor thing but that's the only metric those guys get. You might not like it, but there's more evidence of them being squishy wizards with...

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bruh

Who's the Pokemon expert here again?

Because I distinctly recall stuff like Arceus nuking a galaxy by waking up and Dialga/Palkia creating/destroying space-times just as a side-effect of their blows going against each other?

Just beginning to wake up cause 2 dimensions to bump into each other, started mixing space-time together and caused rips in the fabric of space-time itself in multiple dimensions

He didn't nuke a galaxy he just created so much energy while waking up that it seemed to dwarf galaxies in size he then just absorbed it all and started fucking shit up.

The only reason he was ever at risk in the movie is because he lost his plates and losing his plates for him is literally losing his life force.

 

[Cryso Agori]

I mean there are different Soul Societies for different locations as per Burn The Witch, the one we see in Bleach is just Soul Society East.

Did Yhwach effect Reverse London? Because if not it means that Yhwach couldnt effect the entire soul society

 

[Adamant soul]

Did Yhwach effect Reverse London? Because if not it means that Yhwach couldnt effect the entire soul society

I haven't actually read the Burn the Witch material, but I remember talk of them having noticed SOMETHING happening and being aware of Soul Society East, but weather the effect actually reached them or not I'm not sure.

 

[Adamant soul]

This talk of the different branches of Soul Society, just reminds me of one of the things I liked about Ghost Reaper Girl.

That being that the different branches of Arkham Bullet not only know each other but actively interact under a single overall leader. They're by no means friendly with each other if Nyarla and Ithaqua's interaction is anything to go by, but it made me curious just to what scale Ikeda was planning to take the story and how much/if they'd end up working together? I mean he did allude to the fate of the world being left in the hands of kids and teenagers too much.

Hopefully he recovers soon so the series can get off hiatus and I can find out how crazy it'll get.