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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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this isn’t an indictment on xeelee or manifold or any of baxter’s writing, but I find people who need fiction to 100% conform to science to be some of the most boring and insufferable people I have ever encountered
 
>niggas trying to say Kratos is stronger than Asura
He isn't
>niggas saying Kratos killed Zeus which makes him stronger
Hes still not
>niggas saying kratos flipped all 9 realms
He didn't, he flipped a temple with gates

Dudes be sucking kratos off as if he's the strongest video game protagonist or something
 
Funny enough, in my bible talks with other Christians in my friend groups one of the biggest things I get out of reading and discussing the bible is basically "Man sucks and without God we are basically fucked unless we walk the righteous path he wants for us and any greatness or glory from that is due to him, never Humanity".

So the religious who think Man is inherently special for being made from God and not from following him are already getting the wrong idea.
 
really don't want to get into a religion discussion but that is a fundamental misreading somewhere as humanity is only a little below angels just they have free will
 
I'm after spotting a video where some nigga on YouTube is giving off the question as to whether or not its possible the strongest version of Goku from Heroes could beat Kratos, Asura and Doomslayer.

Feel free to tell me what's wrong with that sentence, and just how highly niggas be pushing certain folks.
 

Oh, sweet dear Jesus Christ, I found it.

>6D-outerversal Doomslayer
>6D-outerversal Kratos with infinite speed using Hermes' boots
>multiversal-outerversal Asura based off the fight with Chakravartin

Fucking hell, my sides are gone.
 
No, you don’t. It pulled some trees and a bunch of dirt.
ha
If she has mass on the levels of stars, she would’ve bent space and induce spaghettification.
I meant in irl, cause the stars own gravity is what causes the compression of matter into a black hole.
 
Yeah The Almighty is (somehow) more broken than the ability which completely neg diffed it, can grant the user power ups for free essentially and is much closer to straight up reality warping than The Almighty will ever be.

By nah, Book of the End is by NO MEANS the most OP or broken ability of the three. ha
 
Yeah, Infinite drops a sun on him or DIO just burns up before that even happens
 

Seriously, SB goes to the watering well WAY too much...





>Not Cu Alter
>Just Normal Cu

Cu literally has a line about how much better his teacher is after she became a Servant. Just because Scathath says he's the closest one able to kill her, doesn't mean he actually has a shot.
Even Extella Link has Cu got utterly curbstomped by Scathath and he was compared to Karna.
 
Why Hades in particular got done dirty in God of War ?
Literally I explain how Hades was NOT some Devil like figure in Greek Myth and the much better relationship he had with his wife to explain why he was "done dirty" in God of War.
Nah he was totally done good because "insert Satan like traits they gave him here", how is that bad?
Yes Hades still loved his wife...but Persephone didn't, where they had a mutual fondness in the myth.
Way to miss the point entirely...again.
Yay, let's excuse Hades not having his signature equipment from the myth, because he got given these random claws that never existed before. That totally means it's a good portrayal right?

Nothing against the claws but this would be like if Thor didn't have Mjolnir, Cu not having Gae Bolg, King Arthur not having Excalibur or Sun Wukong not having his staff etc.
 
Hades shouldn't have even been someone who Kratos killed at all, going by the myths. They had to spin him so cartoonishly in order to make Hades a villain in GOW 3, and by that point, he wasn't Hades anymore. Just another devil allegory, which sucked ass.

Having played GOW 3 again recently, I now can't decide which was the worse portrayal, GOW Hades or ROR Hades.
 
Are we talking appearance? Sure. But Hades in GOW3 is still easily the most sympathetic god you fight with none of the cruelties Zeus and Poseidon have done throughout the series minus those that truly crossed him and he’s the only god to fight Kratos for genuine grievances Kratos is responsible for

Zeus doesn’t even mention Poseidon’s death by comparison
 
Pretty damn low bar there, my guy.

Doesn't get his main symbol of power to fight with, that being his helm(and no, what he wears over his ugly-ass face doesn't count, as its purely cosmetic), Persephone hated him in GOW, despite their relationship in actual myth being one of the few good ones. He gets pissy at Kratos killing his wife for an act she would've NEVER even attempted in the myths, and honestly, given the circumstances, myth Hades wouldn't have blamed Kratos much if such an event with his wife did occur, as she'd have left him no choice, even if it did hurt him to lose her.

The death of Poseidon is the only one I'll give you there, and only because myth Hades would've cared about him to some degree.
 
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Poseidon was always a dick so there wasn't much loss there

I had this hades discussion on a disney hercules movie vid, he was unironically one of the most reasonable gods and he gets turned into the villain when (movie wise) there were other gods who actually could be antagonistic towards herc and were known for being pricks
 
At least Disney Hades was fun, though the villain really should have been Hera.

That's another BS thing about God of War adaptation wise. Herakles taking orders from Hera, despite Hera being the cause for basically every terrible thing that happened to him in the myth. It would have made more sense for Herakles to be after Hera, just as Kratos was after Zeus.. Doesn't mean they can't end up fighting each other but you need a better reason for it.
 

Like, I don't know, HERA!
 
What really saves God of War Hades was his actor. Clancy Brown was epic as always, using the same performance for Hades he uses for Uka Uka and Baron Praxis
 
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