Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Ainz has physical resistance so Accelerator can't hurt him

Ainz is actually canonically weak to Blunt Force Resistance so no, Accelerator actually can hurt him in general.

My Hero Academia verse vs Fate/Grand Order Bosses

My Hero Academia verse the bosses will be released in the world of MHA and their goal will be to kill every important character in MHA, will the MHA verse be able to stop them? R1 The world of MHA at the beginning of the series. R2 The world of MHA at the beginning of the sixth season of the...

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>Megalos is the first person against MHA verse
>It literally doesn't get better from there
Man, someone truly hates this series.

Mirio Togata (MHA) vs Kirei, Kiritsugu, & Kayneth (Fate/Zero)

Mirio destroys them all, no contest. Unless you headcanon that Kerry's Origin Rounds can affect him while intangible there's no way for them to ever hurt him. Recently he's shown that he can think fast enough to turn intangible while fighting against Shigaraki-AFO and his tidal wave of hands...

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Mirio destroys them all, no contest. Unless you headcanon that Kerry's Origin Rounds can affect him while intangible there's no way for them to ever hurt him. Recently he's shown that he can think fast enough to turn intangible while fighting against Shigaraki-AFO and his tidal wave of hands, he's even faster than Kiritsugu when he uses Square Accel.

He just no-clips into the ground then springs back out like a whack-a-mole to beat the trio of mages until they're KO'd.

I wonder if he legit thinks that those are impressive when all 3 men here have been shown to react to speeds well past the Velocity of a pointblank Claymore Mine exploding in their face?
That or would stack with Ryougi Shiki being able to dodge a pointblank Car Bomb with C4 in it?

Mirio's Intangibility Speed isn't really the gamebreaker they think it is... because it never was.

 

[Paxton]

Ainz is actually canonically weak to Blunt Force Resistance so no, Accelerator actually can hurt him in general.

My Hero Academia verse vs Fate/Grand Order Bosses

My Hero Academia verse the bosses will be released in the world of MHA and their goal will be to kill every important character in MHA, will the MHA verse be able to stop them? R1 The world of MHA at the beginning of the series. R2 The world of MHA at the beginning of the sixth season of the...

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>Megalos is the first person against MHA verse
>It literally doesn't get better from there
Man, someone truly hates this series.

Mirio Togata (MHA) vs Kirei, Kiritsugu, & Kayneth (Fate/Zero)

Mirio destroys them all, no contest. Unless you headcanon that Kerry's Origin Rounds can affect him while intangible there's no way for them to ever hurt him. Recently he's shown that he can think fast enough to turn intangible while fighting against Shigaraki-AFO and his tidal wave of hands...

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I wonder if he legit thinks that those are impressive when all 3 men here have been shown to react to speeds well past the Velocity of a pointblank Claymore Mine exploding in their face?
That or would stack with Ryougi Shiki being able to dodge a pointblank Car Bomb with C4 in it?

Mirio's Intangibility Speed isn't really the gamebreaker they think it is... because it never was.

>Surtr vaporizes them unless AM/Shigaraki/Deku blitz

..and how might they be doing that I ask?

I swear it's like people immediately think "big target = slow".

I know it feels weird to think of Godzilla blitzing someone like the Flash but come on

 

[seth]

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

>Surtr vaporizes them unless AM/Shigaraki/Deku blitz

..and how might they be doing that I ask?

I swear it's like people immediately think "big target = slow".

I know it feels weird to think of Godzilla blitzing someone like the Flash but come on

Because SB really doesn't think nor understand at all how that shit actually works.
If something isn't stated to be fast, then it isn't fast. If something isn't stated to be strong, then it isn't.
And even if it IS stated? Then they can deny it no matter what unless it's dead shown to them clear as day.

This is one of the reasons why they pretend Lostbelt Zeus cannot be MFTL despite crossing the Universe along with the rest of the fleet literally because "They lost something along the way" meant they lost that capability... somehow.

 

[Paxton]

"Why didn't he just use Supernova on Gaia"
Because Meteor's blatantly fucking stronger (iirc), hello?

And there's the whole... "he can't really control the output of the damn thing" aspect of it. But that's not a big deal at all. :)

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
I AM SO TIRED OF THESE FUCKS LITERALLY MISSING SOMETHING THE GAME BLATANTLY THROWS AT YOU ON WHY SEPHIROTH DIDN'T USE SUPERNOVA TO DESTROY THE FUCKING PLANET!

Using the Black Materia, Sephiroth plans to call the Ultimate Destructive Magic—Meteor—to injure the planet and place himself at the center of its impact zone as the lifestream emerges to heal the planet's wound. Sephiroth plans to merge with the lifestream, becoming a god.

I literally just checked the Wiki and went to Meteorfall... it says it clear as day what Sephiroth's entire fucking goal is...
And these fucks do not understand that Materia literally comes from the Lifestream. The Magic they use? Is condensed Lifestream? The Summons that we see create alternate dimensions to do their thing(and in the case of Crisis Core, literally fucking witness as Zack was dragged into Bahamut's by Genesis)



This too comes from the literal fucking knowledge of the Lifestream! The concept isn't even that hard to grasp:
The Lifestream >>> The Planet, Bugenhagen even gives you a crash course that the Planet will die without the Lifestream sustaining it but that doesn't mean The Lifestream will die from not sustaining a Planet.
Hell, since FF7 takes place in the same Universe as FFX, it makes it even more utterly apparent how this shit actually works!

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

"Why didn't he just use Supernova on Gaia"
Because Meteor's blatantly fucking stronger (iirc), hello?

And there's the whole... "he can't really control the output of the damn thing" aspect of it. But that's not a big deal at all. :)

No, Sephiroth wanted to WOUND THE PLANET to absorb the Lifestream and become God.
Using Supernova to destroy the Planet would go against that plan.
This would be like "Why doesn't Barthandelus kill Lightning and Co." when that's the EXACT OPPOSITE OF HIS PLANS!

 

[Paxton]

No, Sephiroth wanted to WOUND THE PLANET to absorb the Lifestream and become God.
Using Supernova to destroy the Planet would go against that plan.
This would be like "Why doesn't Barthandelus kill Lightning and Co." when that's the EXACT OPPOSITE OF HIS PLANS!

Oh no that's what I was going to say, I just forgot to edit my message.

"He can't control the output of it" = bad for his plan because he doesn't want to destroy the damn thing.

 

[Adamant soul]

Did he just unironically say H2 > base aizen

Dude unironically believes H2 > Shikai Yamamoto. ha

And he's one of the more reasonable when it comes to that, some of the dumb fucks over there think H2 stomps ANYTHING short of God Tiers.

 

[Masterblack06]

That reminds me, who are the strongest SMT protagonists again and why?

Demifiend, Flynn, Aleph, Nanashi, and The Hero for fighting Stephen, and the Nahobino for fighting and beating both Demifiend and Lucifer after he absorbed YHVH

 

[Papa Nier]

The Most Dangerous Dungeon Composite Link Can Clear

Composite Link with all equipment (Except the Completed Triforce) and all feats from every game he has been in is taken to a suggested Dungeon, Temple, Cavern, anything that is a dangerous area full of treasure by act of ROB. He starts at its primary entrance. He has no knowledge, only the goal...

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"The planet flip in Hyrule Warriors is an outlier"

lol

It’s not an outlier when you have the likes of Hero of Time Link cutting the moon in half as Fierce Deity.

Even in the canon games, Demise possesses enough power to destroy the world. The full Triforce is a fraction of the Golden Goddesses' power and if it were to disappear from Hyrule the planet would deteriorate and die. Majora is able to create a moon and drop it on Termina. Ganondorf being the reincarnation of Demise can dry up entire lakes, freeze large bodies of water, cover Hyrule Castle in lava, affect the entire Great Sea with a magic curse, and Calamity Ganon can fuck with the moon. Faron was able to flood the entire Faron Providence.

 

[Masterblack06]

Thanos and the Black Order aid the Arabs in 1948. Can they beat Israel?

It is 1948 and the first war between Israel and the Palestinians have just began. Suddenly, a bunch of spaceships have come down from the sky and landed in the Sinai Peninsula. Thanos has decided to destroy and turn Palestine into his puppet state. He has all of his forces he displayed in the...

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What in the fuck is this

 

[OtherGalaxy]

So I was reading the page for To Aru on the OBD wiki... who're Raidou/Judas again?

raidou is an old regular. he has an account here but doesn't post much or on fv any more

 

[82J]

Tyrant Overlord Baal (Nippon ichi) Tries to conquer Nazarick (Overlord)

Overlord baal aint satisfied with the nippon ichi worlds, so he decided to cross franchise and conquer Nazarick A battle for the title of Overlord. who will win? Win Condition: Baal kills the its leaders and majority of its inhabitants and make the rest as slaves Nazarick permanently kills him...

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I know it's a meme to shit all over Overlord, but man even I have to ask what did overlord do to deserve this?

 

[Paxton]

Demifiend, Flynn, Aleph, Nanashi, and The Hero for fighting Stephen, and the Nahobino for fighting and beating both Demifiend and Lucifer after he absorbed YHVH

That's... basically most of them minus Raidou and moon man

 

[OtherGalaxy]

The Justice League and the Avengers go rogue, make a seven-member team to stop them

1. Current Accelerator (To Aru) 2. Vali Lucifer (DxD) 3. Alladin (Magi) 4. Hassan I (Fate) 5. Ben 10 6. Goku (DBS) 7. Sailor Moon (manga) Alternatively 1. Demon King Meliodas with Commandment (Nanatsu no Taizai) - enough stats to survive and, since the Avengers and League lack their magicians...

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this dude just said Meliodas has the stats and hax to match the avengers and justice league ?????

 

[Paxton]

The Justice League and the Avengers go rogue, make a seven-member team to stop them

1) Yhwach (Bleach) 2) Saitama (One Punch Man, Serious Sneeze future) 3) Goku (Dragon Ball Super) 4) Eternal Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon Manga) 5) Ben Tennyson (Ben 10 Omniverse) 6) Kirby (games) 7) Thragg (Invincible) Alright, I think that should be enough hax and firepower to take out the...

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The Justice League and the Avengers go rogue, make a seven-member team to stop them

Saitama is more than enough, maybe Genos for mid tiers like Wonder Woman or Thor

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The Justice League and the Avengers go rogue, make a seven-member team to stop them

1) Cosmic Garou 2) Jin mo ri 3) ichibe 4) Adult Sasuke 5) Ainz 6) Contessa

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lmao

 

[Paxton]

The Justice League and the Avengers go rogue, make a seven-member team to stop them

1. Current Accelerator (To Aru) 2. Vali Lucifer (DxD) 3. Alladin (Magi) 4. Hassan I (Fate) 5. Ben 10 6. Goku (DBS) 7. Sailor Moon (manga) Alternatively 1. Demon King Meliodas with Commandment (Nanatsu no Taizai) - enough stats to survive and, since the Avengers and League lack their magicians...

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this dude just said Meliodas has the stats and hax to match the avengers and justice league ?????

I mean, at least he brought up 3 characters that'd stand a chance.

 

[Paxton]

My Hero Academia verse vs Fate/Grand Order Bosses

They can’t, all his vanilla sword swings and flames deal Excalibur NP tier damage that need something like Gram Np release to repel and his Giant she’ll convert minor damage into hp. And Surtr isn’t slow either https://imgur.com/a/GhMDpDE

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Ah yes, finally someone with some sense.

 

[Crimson Dragoon]

Tfw xhomind was right and the only decent part of sb is the creative writing section

A lot of stinkers in there, but there are some good stuff

Quest section can have some real memes, @Qinglong would know

Where does R2 Ulquiorra land amongst the Sternritters Scaling wise?

Thoughts?

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pretty sure he’d get pummeled by Mask doing his One Mile Arts shit

FOH with R2 Ulq being Shikai Yama tier garbage