Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Satoru Gojo enters One Piece verse

it’s magma….created by cursed energy, you said kizaru’s light was magic light so by that definition this would also be “magic magma” He already says he can deflect cursed energy attacks during hidden inventory. Yeah and nothing I have claimed contradicts his role in the story. Nobody is in a...

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Mental gymnastics gone wrong. It's like watching a random dude with beer-belly at an olympic diving stage attempting to do a cool 10 point trick just to end up planting his face in the outskirts of the pool.

outskirts pool dome

 

[El Hermano]

outskirts pool dome

Fuck, we need a thread for this - compilation, or dare I say "respect thread" for the best-worst mental gymnastic arguments with names and ranking. A hall of fame for the droolers. Fuck it, let's create a leaderboard.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Bahamut Fury vs Mantle's Approach

... Are we supposed to take at face value the Moon blowing bullshit that breaks the FF7 setting in a billion pieces? Just checking.

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Why the fuck would you not?

Oh wait, nevermind.
It's a "muh setting breaking feats" retard.

Do you know why when I made my Misconceptions Thread, I explicitly chose FF7 as an example now?
Even when later Compilations and even the Base game explicitly show what Summons do are completely real and in their own seperate dimension, fucking Zack was sucked into quite a few dealing with Ifrit, Odin and every Bahamut.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

What is the strongest Sci-Fi civilization that Sefar can destroy?

The percentages are directly linked to functionalities. Not power.

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It's explicitly linked to power, the fuck is this dude on about?!
Zeus had to allocate most of his Processing Power to keep Olympus running to keep the Humans happy and living forever which is why he couldn't use anything close to full power till he stopped doing that when you finally met him.

This is the same retarded nonsense they pulled to pretend he would lose to fucking Scion because he would somehow need to keep Olympus running... DURING A VS. BATTLE!

 

[Blade]

Besides, fundamentally, neither of their abilities are a literal forcefield that you can just "break", you either ignore it entirely or you don't.

so for example, you truly believe gojo can filter planet level+ aoe techs?

plz say yes, give me the reason to section ban you

 

[Paxton]

so for example, you truly believe gojo can filter planet level+ aoe techs?

plz say yes, give me the reason to section ban you

 

[Paxton]

It's explicitly linked to power, the fuck is this dude on about?!
Zeus had to allocate most of his Processing Power to keep Olympus running to keep the Humans happy and living forever which is why he couldn't use anything close to full power till he stopped doing that when you finally met him.

This is the same retarded nonsense they pulled to pretend he would lose to fucking Scion because he would somehow need to keep Olympus running... DURING A VS. BATTLE!

What is the strongest Sci-Fi civilization that Sefar can destroy?

Unlikely.

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lmao

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

What is the strongest Sci-Fi civilization that Sefar can destroy?

Unlikely.

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lmao

...This dumbass doesn't realize Lostbelt Zeus basically IS Chaos in a smaller form right?
It's the same deal for Romulus Quirinus.
He legit believes that the other 65% of Zeus's power wouldn't be Galactic levels... despite the fact that Star System is literally Solar System TO Galaxy level right? And that's at 35%!

 

[82J]

Ainchase(Elsword) vs Goku(Dragon Ball Super)

Round 1:Bloodlust Round 2:In character Round 3:In character and basic knowledge of each other Rules: 1.Win by Death 2.Standard Equipment 3.Composite Ainchase and Super version of Goku

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I know this is random, but how powerful is Elsword?

 

[Paxton]

What is the strongest Sci-Fi civilization that Sefar can destroy?

Thanks for the correction. Though much of the point stands. How much percentage does the anti-space-time and anti-concept functions occupy, and how do we know these aren't ranked higher than the anti-star system, or that Zeus doesn't have stronger authorities?

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Well gee, I'd assume that the "anti-spacetime" Authority is superior to the "anti-Star system" Authority.
Just a guess though.

 

[B Rabbit]

Tiers - Base Gear 5 Luffy

Are you lot making up bullshit to support your headcanon or what? Thanks.

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[Blade]

Why isn't Aura use universal in RWBY?

Answer (1 of 6): Well, I don't have much of an explanation for the whole "how the hell does Jaune not know of aura" plot hole, but at the very least, there is a (mediocre) argument against getting everyone aura. When you see Pyrrha activating Jaune's aura, it clearly takes a large toll on her an...

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[B Rabbit]

Pre-skip M3 vs. Diamante

Pre-skip M3 vs. Diamante. No prep, everyone is IC, match takes place in Dressrosa. No knowledge. Who wins and what's the diff?

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Why isn't Aura use universal in RWBY?

Answer (1 of 6): Well, I don't have much of an explanation for the whole "how the hell does Jaune not know of aura" plot hole, but at the very least, there is a (mediocre) argument against getting everyone aura. When you see Pyrrha activating Jaune's aura, it clearly takes a large toll on her an...

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Bruh, this person better be talking about why can't everyone use Aura immediately...

 

[Paxton]

Bruh, this person better be talking about why can't everyone use Aura immediately...

Let's be honest, universal RWBY is just the new canon at this point.

Nasuland and Kamachiland never stood a chance against their might.

















Is what I would say, but I'm not a clown

 

[Paxton]

Bahamut Fury vs Mantle's Approach

Summons are suppose to take place in another dimension or whatever I do think it’s funny how the attack ends up being much smaller when it hits Zack. Really it’s no different than the original scene https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgLhlTBIgfs&t=2m22s

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Yes, they do.

Can't wait to see the excuses made as to how this is "setting breaking"

 

[Flowering Knight]

Why isn't Aura use universal in RWBY?

Answer (1 of 6): Well, I don't have much of an explanation for the whole "how the hell does Jaune not know of aura" plot hole, but at the very least, there is a (mediocre) argument against getting everyone aura. When you see Pyrrha activating Jaune's aura, it clearly takes a large toll on her an...

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The best part is, right below that, I see this

Which characters outside of the RWBY series can solo the entire RWBY Universe?

Answer (1 of 4): The answer to that is: A LOT. RWBY is mid-tier when it comes to powerful characters at most, and one of the laughingstocks at a military standpoint. You see these guys? It’s generally agreed by many that the US Armed Forces alone could beat these incompetent mofos: I mean, w...

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[Getsa]

Which characters outside of the RWBY series can solo the entire RWBY Universe?

Answer (1 of 4): The answer to that is: A LOT. RWBY is mid-tier when it comes to powerful characters at most, and one of the laughingstocks at a military standpoint. You see these guys? It’s generally agreed by many that the US Armed Forces alone could beat these incompetent mofos: I mean, w...

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[seth]

DND Water Elemental vs. Fire Dragon (The Dream Thieves)

A 5E Water Elemental will fight the Fire Dragon from The Dream Thieves book. Both are in-character, and driven to fight to the death. The battleground is the Coliseum as it was in Roman times, the combatants may not leave the arena, but the fire dragon can fly up to 200 feet up. The foes start...

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[Paxton]

Pakistan gains an Imperator titan (Warhammer 40k) for the Kargil War. Can they defeat India now?

On May 3, 1999, hostilities between Pakistan and India erupt over Kashmir. India mobilizes its army and air force to regain Kargil. At the same time, Pakistan unleashes its secret weapon, an Imperator-class titan from Warhammer 40,000. It is armed with Plasma Annihilators, Hellstorm Cannons...

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Are you fucking serious?