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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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OtherGalaxy said:
i dont get how it’s possible to come to this conclusion he and the scotsman easily avoid machine gun fire
you basically can’t be subsonic doing that
pretty sure he does it again in that episode where he pretends to join the mafia too?
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Neji Hyuga vs Samurai Jack

there's his infamous lightspeed dodging feat from season 3 which should probably be considered an outlier https://gfycat.com/hugewildafricanhornbill there is the previously mentioned hypersonic rock feat I posted earlier https://giant.gfycat.com/CooperativeSpiffyBoubou.mp4 and as the series...
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They actually do mention it... it's somehow an outlier...
This is despite the fact that:

1. Gods exist
2. Aku's original self was an enormous.... thing that the Gods(And High Tier ones at that) could only deal with and Aku is a fragment of that
3. Aku as a fragment was the Meteor that killed the Dinosaurs.
4. Jack was explicitly trained his entire life in many, many fashions(Even during the show itself) to do superhuman shit and well past that.

It's honestly unreal to believe that anything Jack does is an outlier because "It makes no sense" when people have no clue what the hell an outlier even is anymore or you can react to lightspeed attacks but not be as fast(Which wouldn't matter anyway).
 
ftl jack being an outlier is honestly at least not an insane position to take, even if I’m more likely to just think it’s just a high end feat for him

but subsonic???? with all the times he deals with guns? the water drop feat? and you’re claiming this based on a season 1 feat taking priority over everything else?

it’s bullet speed star platinum and subsonic jolyne all over again
 
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Neji Hyuga vs Samurai Jack

Yeah. And it should go without saying but last experience on this forum has taught me that it does not: If he can hear the arrows moving through the air before the arrows hit him then the arrows cannot be faster than the speed of sound.
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>Mook and Xcano both thinking Jack is unironically subsonic

:giogio
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He has literally dodged beams of sunlight. When the beam of sunlight was just about to hit him.

 
Atem said:
That ain't fucking subsonic. That some kind of relativistic at bare minimum.
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Atem said:
He has literally dodged beams of sunlight. When the beam of sunlight was just about to hit him.

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SB has... some type of stupid shit where you either:
A) Need consistent feats for it to count
or
B) They deny you anyway because "It makes no sense an "ordinary" human can be FTL as Physics are in play". Just ignore when it comes to characters like Saitama, Flashy Flash and others.
 
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who let him cook:mjgrin
 
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Nameless King (Dark Souls) vs. Zeus (Greek Mythology)

Nameless King (Dark Souls) vs. Zeus (Greek Mythology) Fight takes place in Olympus. Blood lusted/No holds barred battle. All powers and abilities are allowed. All weapons and equipment are allowed. Peak physical condition for each. Both are at their peak. No prep time or prior knowledge.
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:Wut: :Wut: :Wut:
 
Astaro said:
Any reason to suddenly argue Saitama both knows advanced physics and can spontaneously produce an AIM Field
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It's funny, because there's at least five different reasons he wouldn't be able to do it that I can think of.

1. He hasn't copied anything comparable in terms of mechanics.
2. He hasn't copied anything comparable in terms of scale.
3. He's a dumbass and wouldn't even be able to use the power properly if he copied it.
4. Accelerator's position in the Clonoth iirc should give him some form of power copying/stealing resistance.


And last, but certainly not least...










What the fuck is he going to be seeing to copy in the first place:mjgrin
 
Atem said:
Oh, and they're crying outlier about that one. Nigga Jack fights Aku who is able to zip between solar systems.
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they reeeeally wanna believe it’s the sword hard carrying jack the whole time lol

like man one of the earliest episodes has him defeating a giant lava warrior in battle this is not some regular ass human
 
The funniest bit is that that they're trying to use the laws of physics to downplay the archers, but are also ignoring that the archers decimated entire armies of robots with their bows. How the fuck did those arrows even damage them if they were subsonic?

Sound, especially in fiction, is not static. It can be anything a writer wants it to be. Superman is a great example of this. He can hear shit happening on the other side of the world, and arrive just in time as it is happening.
 
Atem said:
The funniest bit is that that they're trying to use the laws of physics to downplay the archers, but are also ignoring that the archers decimated entire armies of robots with their bows. How the fuck did those arrows even damage them if they were subsonic?

Sound, especially in fiction, is not static. It can be anything a writer wants it to be. Superman is a great example of this. He can hear shit happening on the other side of the world, and arrive just in time as it is happening.
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Because Spacebattles nuthug physics despite any fictional story usually ignores or stretches the shit out of them.
It's funny they constantly do this but never talk about the Conservation of Mass or Laws of Thermodynamics or even simple shit like the Todoroki family should never have the problems they shouldn't have because being able to create Fire should also mean being able to create Ice as they are the same fundamental shit.
 
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Kromer and Guido and 84 Mittelhammers 46 Kleinhammers 23 Grosbhammer (Limbus company) vs U.A.

Kromer and Guido gets a mission to clear U.A. Kromer and 84 Mittelhammers 46 Kleinhammers 23 Grosbhammer (Limbus company) organize an attack on U.A. The action takes place during the League of Villains' attack on U.A. They have a superficial knowledge of their enemies. The Almighty is not involved.
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Can this guy chill with the Project Moon threads already :mjlol
 
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