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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Derpmaster9000

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finally….he’s real

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Vegeta about to become an LGBTLMANONDGPH+ Icon overnight, with weirdoes head-canoning him being secretly gay, despite being Bulma's husband, having two kids, and zero indication of any gayness, aside from his rainbow hair. :jordangif
 

Mondak

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Mushroom clouds in real life can take up to an hr to dissipate, so that should be the low end time frame used.

:maury
 

Derpmaster9000

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:maury
Oh, don't worry. SSMG went even lower than that, with his latest comment. It gets better. :mjlol
 

I like how even the SB users are calling out how bad this hater is LMFAO.

  • Aizen from bleach
  • Ichigo from bleach (even without bleach powers, he surely gonna get all powers from the races of nasuverse thanks to his plot armor)
  • Yhwach from bleach
  • Naruto uzumaki (talk no jutsu)
  • Dark Schneider from Bastard!!!
  • Makima from chainsaw man
  • Eren from attack on titans
  • Friend from 20th century boys
  • Johan liebert from monster
  • Lelouch vi Britannia from code grass
  • Light yagami from death note
  • Monkey D Luffy from one piece (without the necessity of devil fruit, he can just use his luck + charisma to clear)

Man, this list is just awful and the fact he believes most of them can clear because "Fujimura is a self-insert that does and knows nothing" for the millionth time(Which is disproven by Type-Moon themselves) is all levels of stupid.
 

Paxton

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I mean, at least one of the people in that list you just posted could most likely clear.

Something something broken clock is right twice a day :tupac
 
I mean, at least one of the people in that list you just posted could most likely clear.

Something something broken clock is right twice a day :tupac

It depends on the version of Dark Schneider, to be honest. If it's where Netflix currently is, he gets murdered pretty badly.
If it's where the Manga stops... he does better but he doesn't actually clear either. ORT has his number bad and he can just absorb Dark Schneider without needing to kill him.
 

Proto234

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I like how even the SB users are calling out how bad this hater is LMFAO.



Man, this list is just awful and the fact he believes most of them can clear because "Fujimura is a self-insert that does and knows nothing" for the millionth time(Which is disproven by Type-Moon themselves) is all levels of stupid.
Tbh, they only replace Fujimaru, so those that's basically heroic like Naruto, Luffy, etc can just replace his role as Master since their personality is as heroic as Fujimaru (ignoring Goetia decides to screw them in London, even so probably they can convince Dantes). Of course, without Servants they are fucked


Though ironically, ruthless ones like Lelouch, Eren, etc is (slightly)more suitable for Lostbelt ones since they have the heart to do mass genocide (ignoring Lostbelt circumstances) but failed at part 1 since Servants won't like them
 
Tbh, they only replace Fujimaru, so those that's basically heroic like Naruto, Luffy, etc can just replace his role as Master since their personality is as heroic as Fujimaru (ignoring Goetia decides to screw them in London, even so probably they can convince Dantes). Of course, without Servants they are fucked

The issue with that is that it ultimately ignores the issues that come from misunderstanding why Ritsuka Fujimaru is inspiring to the Heroic Spirits is BECAUSE at the end of the day, they are just a normal human doing this insane shit and having the right mentality to give everyone a chance but to also equally not to give an inch either.

Naruto would absolutely be stupid enough to allow Douman to blow him and everyone up with his stupid speeches and trying to redeem everyone, Luffy would be too ruthless to villains and screw shit up. It's not as simple as just being a "good boy"(When even Luffy would agree he isn't a good guy and there are things he hates like sharing meat).

Though ironically, ruthless ones like Lelouch, Eren, etc is (slightly)more suitable for Lostbelt ones since they have the heart to do mass genocide (ignoring Lostbelt circumstances) but failed at part 1 since Servants won't like them

Honestly Lelouch and Eren would be way too ruthless and would basically ignore the entire point of the Lostbelts since it's a common theme that yes, they need to be removed so that PHH can return but at the same time, they should also be remembered and not treated like nothing either. They would be too ruthless for most to really side with.
 

Proto234

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The issue with that is that it ultimately ignores the issues that come from misunderstanding why Ritsuka Fujimaru is inspiring to the Heroic Spirits is BECAUSE at the end of the day, they are just a normal human doing this insane shit and having the right mentality to give everyone a chance but to also equally not to give an inch either.

Naruto would absolutely be stupid enough to allow Douman to blow him and everyone up with his stupid speeches and trying to redeem everyone, Luffy would be too ruthless to villains and screw shit up. It's not as simple as just being a "good boy"(When even Luffy would agree he isn't a good guy and there are things he hates like sharing meat).
Isn't Kakuzu doesn't get Talk no Jutsu and just got Rasengan to the face?
And Douman is even more evil than the whole Akatsuki including the likes of Hidan. Though Naruto won't have the heart to do part 2 anyways

As for Luffy, well admitedly he only helps those that he likes, shame he doesn't get his crewmates to act as balance
 
Isn't Kakuzu doesn't get Talk no Jutsu and just got Rasengan to the face?

Remember, that was before the Cycle of Revenge crap diluted Naruto ultra hard.

And Douman is even more evil than the whole Akatsuki including the likes of Hidan. Though Naruto won't have the heart to do part 2 anyways

And he still redeemed the piece of shit Obito whose just as bad and stopped anyone trying to rightfully kill him.

As for Luffy, well admitedly he only helps those that he likes, shame he doesn't get his crewmates to act as balance

Yeah, that's primarily the problem there.
 

So, citation that he has better reaction than them when on nanomachines?

SB really loves pretending the Nanomachines are such a huge buff when they never was outside of the Conceptual Buffs...
Caenis was beating faces without needing Nanomachines and she only got some on her Spear to be more effective against Demeter.

Just making fun of the tendency to ignore the older sources for the newer ones because "FGO power creep" while completely ignoring the newer source if they are inconvenient.

So we should still stick with outdated sources so we can continue downplaying the series? Because that's all I'm hearing from this, especially as that's the SB way to do so.

Neat. When his eternal rival got hoped up on entire pantheon he still could't catch or even hit house sized car that drove around at few hundred km/h. Poor Arjuna, he is so much slower than his rival, he should just give up.

Out of context(like the many... many... many times SB downplays Fate), the main reason God Arjuna's Vimana missed them was due to Nemo telling Goredolf EXACTLY when to dodge and Goredolf himself is the best at even driving the Shadow Border which was set up beforehand, let alone driving race cars and the like. God Arjuna himself never attacked Chaldea during that sequence...

Required buffed precognitive super swordsman to barely react to their normal speed. Said swords-woman is still so slow that human can react to her attacking.

The first time was with a simple Magecraft spell unless you want to seriously say a basic bitch Magecraft spell = Nanomachines. And again, Castor literally caught them while they had no idea how fast or strong Dioscuri was at that point(As they never fought or even seen how they fight till Olympus).

30% Achilles can't even survive entering orbit with his chariot and is so slow that human can see him fighting. So whatever hypothetical speed his chariot can do is utterly irrelevant (assuming it again isn't somebody translating high speed as light speed), because he would die before reaching even 1% of that speed.

Because his body is in absolute agony when his heel is pierced, something he explicitly states in Atlantis. Meaning the issue wasn't speed, he just wasn't at 100% to ultimately be able to get over there and deal with Lostbelt Artemis without failing.

When using EX ranked noble phantasm....

...Are we seriously using her JUMPING ABILITY to be a part of her Noble Phantasm?! Okay yeah, Redboi is an absolute retard for that.

When used as anti-army noble phantasm, which works by driving over enemy. Kinda makes it hard to use when any servant can just step to the side using % of their normal speed.

...I don't see how that defeats the point he made as the same thing can be said for Achilles' Chariot and it's still as fast as it is despite Chiron being able to dodge it... it just means that yes, Servants are as fast as advertised.

Which is surely literal description of her speed and not reference on legendary Japanese boots of speed.

On the other hand, we have Tomoe firing mach 1 noble phantasm arrows.

What the hell does that mean?! Danzou is a fucking ROBOT who knows her functions, why the hell would she lie about her functions?
And Tomoe having Mach 1 Speed Arrows because "It only says Faster Than Sound" is the typical retarded SB downplay that never made any sense at all.

Or the super powerful dragon of horizont Melusine needing entire 0.3 second to reach speed of sound. Somebody should tell her that even the slowest servants are orders of magnitude faster then her.

Then, in typical SB fashion, ignore the fact that her materials state she's capable of Interstellar Flight...

Yeah, Melusine is extremely powerful and extraordinarily fast for a servant.

Who plenty of Servants still scale to in terms of speed and power... so the Mach 2 shit makes very little sense outside of purposefully looking for low ends all of the time, especially when they are extremely out of context and the same standards are NOT applied to Luffy or any other series.
 

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Paxton

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like, I haven't watched adventure time in years

but in what universe is the lich this bad of a jobber (if at all) :tupac
 
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