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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Danmachi Weak as shit
At least they are strong and faster than Overlord.

 
LB 6 aren't there no trees anymore? What should they do, kill Morgan, Calamity, Oberon or something else? Dethroning Morgan is possible, killing Calamity is also possible considering they have Chaldea equipment. But Oberon, they might get sucked in
 



Now that's funny because Spacebattles does unironically the exact opposite of what Nidhogg has stated. The number of times I've seen them force in weaknesses, act as if things only operate within an "exact frame of reference" or other shit like that would make your head spin. Combined with making characters be dumb and not use their abilities to their fullest extent while writing literal fanfiction stories of how characters win a battle is basically the premiere of "Spacebattles Competence".
 


Videos show that none of this happened and it's more he smashed the Dragon into the ground at potentially supersonic and instantly killed it and what we got from his fight with the Vampires.



Seriously, maybe there's a reason there's no respect thread for this anime... maybe it's not that type of anime and only SB wanks the ever living shit out of it?
When it genuinely loses to Overlord of all franchises, maybe it's really not that strong after all. Good story though.
Real talk though, he loses against the Cerebus and Igris absolutely demolishes him.
@Darth Nihilus can back me up on those 2.
 

Fluffy Neps is caught lying in 4K, I only seen parts of Blade and the dude is genuinely lying like no one else, especially when later on in the topic, someone actually brought up how Undead Biology works...


So yeah, I'm not sure how this doesn't end with her basically blasting him into unconsciousness or off into deep space or anything like that?
 
Blade is shit tier in power level (and quality) , the life wiping is a mechanic of that specific world, is not a character skill or something , is just an armageddon that happens when someome wins the Undead battle royale.
Not a single Blade character is scaling that
 

That's not even it, it's just funny that they are constantly using the fact that apparently "Artoria cannot ever kill the Undead" which is a massive ass NLF and then stretched it into being "Artoria cannot hurt the Undead" when in Blade, the Undead have explicitly been cut, hurt, injured and knocked out plenty of times(The latter is the entire reason they are sealed at all) which just gets to hilariously laughable in that regard.

I have seen Blade a few times AND seen Zi-O which has an episode on Blade which makes that level of stretch more hilarious and this even more funny:



You can't give characters or their powers a weakness unless it's shown, stated or hinted at... but you damn sure can NLF the fuck out of how their mechanics work...
Besides, if Tsukasa/Decade can kill Undead, then I'm not sure how that means Artoria can't...

EDIT: Wait a tick... didn't Sougou kill Another Blade amped up on both of the characters' Jokers as Zi-O II? Because I think that shit just makes it worse...

EDIT: I remember know, it was Zi-O Trinity that defeated Another Blade amped up on both of the Protagonist and The Rival's Jokers which basically killed off the Undead Another Blade entirely and stopped the Apocalypse.
 
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I don't know what's funnier:

Believing that because there's somehow a built in failsafe in the Storm Breaker to weaken the IG(I don't even know how that works or how it didn't work against 2014 Thanos) or believing that Hulk is somehow not THAT weak compared to Thanos when Infinity War had Thanos made Hulk look like a bitch without any use of Infinity Gems...
 



How the fuck is this a fight? @Adamant soul
Fullbring Bankai Ichigo was utterly destroying an Ayon backed Volstandigt Quilge to the point Urahara found no reason to interfere until the Soul Society called and forced his hand. Despite Ichigo then basically destroying himself and his Bankai trying to break out of Quilge's Jail, he still scared the pants out of every Sternritter and gave Yhwach the biggest fight he had until Ichibe(And he didn't get out of it unscathed either).

What the fuck chance does Shinigami Aizen have?!
EDIT: This isn't getting into how he treated Ginjou either despite the man being seen as a threat to the Soul Society and gained himself a Bankai AND a Hollow Form and Ichigo still basically treated him like a bitch the entire fight once he went Bankai.
 


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"Aizen still effectively one shot Rose, Komamura, Love and Lisa"
Love and Rose was heavily hurt after Starrk went and threw his Coyotes and him and Love. Komomura literally had a huge ass hole in him from his fight with Ressurcion Tousen and Lisa was the only one you can even say was at optimal condition.
Secondly, we are still pretending the Pre-Timeskip Espada matter to post Timeskip Ichigo?! Ichigo fully regaining his Fullbringer Form was on the level above a Captain with Tsukishima basically being speedblitzed to shit immediately in the manga and treated like a ragdoll in the anime.
The dude's Shockwave in his Shikai form from that point was compared to a Getsuga by someone also on par with the Captains before he further buffed himself with Ichigo's own Fullbring powers.

And finally... yeah? Ginjou knew about Ichigo a long ass time ago and was banking on his ass from the start, how wouldn't he know about his history despite the both of them being Substitute Shinigami?



Hmmm, the guy who was able to defeat a Sternritter who even Yhwach praised, whose the only one who learned and mastered Ransotengai and is the sole Sternritter running the entirety of Heuco Muendo...
Is somehow weaker than Ulquirroa, Yammy and Gin?


It's pretty obvious that Fullbring Bankai Ichigo is stronger than all 3 of them... combined.
 
i thought the russos just said thanos didnt use all the igs power at the time or something

but either way mcu having so many word of god retcons in general got old fast

carol not being able to deal with mjolnir is just stupid from any angle
 
i thought the russos just said thanos didnt use all the igs power at the time or something

but either way mcu having so many word of god retcons in general got old fast

carol not being able to deal with mjolnir is just stupid from any angle

Pretty much for the former, there is so many MCU Word of God that it goes right into Death of The Author territory real fast.