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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Orin the Red, General Ketheric Thorm, Lord Enver Gortash serve as the Chosen of Bhaal, Myrkul and Bane. They can take the form of the Avatars of Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul respectively, God Avatars are capable of taking on Leviathans, creatures capable of shattering worlds and can all be defeated by Dark Urge. The Dark Urge might scale to Gorion’s Ward via the MC from Baldur’s Gate 1 & 2. Gorion’s Ward defeated Amelyssan who’s peak power rivalled Demigods, can defeat Elminster, has defeated a Fallen Solar, and even defeated Demogorgon.
 
"The story doesn't treat him as that either"

It's legit the main plot of Skyrim that Alduin is going to eat the world and only a Dragonborn can stop him.

Also, pretty much all of the downplay against Alduin and TES could apply far more so to ASOIAF dragons. But this is SB so trying to point that out is futile.
 
To be fair the majority poll is in favor of alduin (if I'm reading it right)

but Mook is in that thread so you shouldn't expect anything less than 10 pages from him alone

Yeah Mook tends to be that guy for Spacebattles whose like the equivalent of FEP or otherwise whose just an absolute idiot and wants everyone to agree with him, no matter the absolute shit takes he brings with him.

See every Naruto thread this motherfucker comes in and tries to dictate how subsonic Naruto is the truth.
 

It's like we have said before:

Spacebattles love abusing the shit out of "Rules For Thee But Not For Me" when it comes to their debates. It's why anytime they defending Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling or any mainstream anime, they become the most unbearable shits I have ever seen that somehow even makes Tik-Tok and Reddit look civilized for how absolute brain dead their takes are but never apply that shit evenly at all.
 
There's a guy crying that people are saying Undead is broken as hell, while Miracle from Bleach doesn't get pushed as hard. I'm confused because I'm pretty sure it does get pushed to the extreme on Spacebattles. Also, saying that Andy's Undead doesn't affect his own soul? That's just plain not understanding the power system of Undead Unluck.
I can understand ignorance considering the series isn't popular, but it becomes stupidity when you ignore it even after it's explained to you.
 

Yeah, dude is lying like a motherfucker there. Spacebattles explicitly wanked the living shit out of Gerard and still do even after Kubo confirmed that destroying Gerard's core and and will kill him(and it's implied Nimaya with Sayafuse did exactly that which is why Gerard needed to be revived with Auschwalen) but Bankai Kenpachi didn't have the stats to do so.

I have seen SB members consistently say similar shit which you can easily point out how hard they are lying just by looking into it a bit(I have seen SB members dead ass lie that "Nasuverse is popular in SB, we don't downplay it" when it's been consistently shown that everyone in there tends to downplay it to ludicrously bad ends to the point most Battleboards agree that SB treats Nasuverse to hilariously dumb lows, same with RWBYcritics when it came to their RWBY wank.
I never want to hear that shit when I still remember Spacebattles trying to push Country-Continental sized Las Noches due to misunderstanding how big a fucking hole in a wall and how big Aaereinierro's Ressurcion is relative to the room must mean the Espada's personal quarters is the size of a city.
 
Honestly it's just astounding how they can maintain such seething hatred of a fictional series. It's been almost a decade since I first recall this crowd making these inane arguments along with the bad faith 'arguments' and stonewalling, and each TES thread they're still just as mad with the same old tiresome arguments as always.

Like just imagine hating on a series like that for years on end and being insufferable over it. Do they literally have nothing else to do with their lives? I have series I dislike of course, but after I've said everything I need to say about them, I move on. I probably have more nice things to say about the series I don't like than Mook has to say about TES (which he claims is one of his favourites).
 

Yeah I mention Nasuverse alot but how they treat The Elder Scrolls, Star Wars and Final Fantasy be just as ass even when people bring in actual shit to back up their points. It's insane someone can bring in the entire Kirkbride special and then have everyone just ignore it because "Then why isn't it presented 1:1 in a videogame format?" as if that ever applied to fucking anything media related?
It gets absolutely aggravating when I see people dead ass say shit like that even when it takes no more than a simple ass search to prove if something is right or not, especially moreso due to the advent of Youtube!

You can literally go and read the entire officially translated version of Fate/Stay Night on Youtube with highlights and everything... yet Spacebattles will NEVER do that and immediately bitch if you even take them even slightly to task on it because apparently, their word is enough. You tell them how absolutely insane it is to act as anything Cloud does that isn't "consistent" should be ignored will get you mocked but bring that shit up about Sung Jin Woo and watch as you get mods ready to ban you outright for such "heresy".

It's one of the reasons why me, Crimson Dragoon and others basically state the place was always shit and while VS. Battles Wiki isn't that much better with how hard they wank, atleast they actually do fucking research and actually pull shit from what they use before they wank it to Oblivion and back.

When you see shit like this, it's extremely obvious why people flock to VS. Battles Wiki even with their myriad of issues, I can't fucking blame them when SB can't even do the bare minimum and whenever they do, they either pull from us or they pull from VSB in violation of their own rules and the mods just accept it because SB has no calcs worth a shit, everyone ignores the Meta Threads and people just want what they want to win.
 
Except when it is something vaguely impressive, then it should obviously be ignored (giants attacks, fireballs, draugr kicking open their sealed coffins, Alduin's earthquakes, jumping in pre-Skyrim games, literally the entirety of ESO).
VBW does have a ton of issues (and still does), but you can at least find the evidence if you look hard enough on VBW (also from what I've seen, even if they have a bunch of shit takes, VBW still has a lot of folk who are at the very least decent people, which is more than what I can say for SB).

VBW does also use my own calcs and respect stuff, which automatically puts them above SB.
 
Except when it is something vaguely impressive, then it should obviously be ignored (giants attacks, fireballs, draugr kicking open their sealed coffins, Alduin's earthquakes, jumping in pre-Skyrim games, literally the entirety of ESO).

The number of times and series that I have seen and can fully acknowledge and I have seen SB members just act as if shit didn't happen or is impossible based on completely ignoring what is stated would be the equivalent of the stars in the damned sky.

Their absolute shit takes on the speed of Naruto and acting as if Kunai was a threat to any Ninja worth a shit, let alone guns when we have seen them take shit that would make guns look weak and still live from it while outspeeding sound itself even in the 2nd major arc to their absolutely insidious Nasuverse takes like Artoria needs a Command Spell to do what she did against EMIYA in HA(which she didn't, Shirou explicitly stated if it was Rin instead, she could have done it without that), Servants are consistently Supersonic when it's damn well known average Servants are relativistic at the most with the weakest being below that due to their Saint Graphs being too weak and the FTL issue is only due to the nature of Saint Graphs in and of itself(And even then, it still depends on how far and how often you go with it, not just entering FTL in and of itself) and so on.

Let's not even go into their Final Fantasy takes, holy fuck.


Like I said, you should see me when I see their Nasuverse takes in VSBW, it's enough to make you cry and they are somehow gonna make it worse when it comes back... but at the very least, they don't pull shit out of their ass with it, they just go retardedly overboard with the high ends of what is told.
It's the same thing with The Elder Scrolls and Final Fantasy, they ARE right when it comes to the nature of the feats they are pulling from but then they go overboard when it comes to stuff like this:

Like there's no way in hell you can even get Solar System+ for Bahamut SIN, let alone for fucking Kadaj or even get Sephiroth to Multi-Galaxy on it's own but if you just lowered down the nonsense, they unironically have it far better than SB ever did. They actually recognize how Materia and Summons operate, they even fucking understand why Supernova's existence does not deter Sephiroth's plans one iota and why he needed Meteor on his page for fuck's sake:


You barely even hear FFVII fans actually tell you why Sephiroth "needed Meteor in the first place" because they completely blotted out the entire existence of what Materia are and why The Black Materia was so needed. So yeah, VSB has problems but they are one of the very few rare sites next to us that actually does look through feats and pull them out right from the source with actual backing... you just gotta get through the nonsensical scaling and you actually got something for once
 
Also if Dark Urge has the Crown of Karsus, he could be multiversal. The Crown of Karsus is a fragment of the spell used by Karsus, a mortal archwizard who stole godhood from Mystryl, the original goddess of magic. Caused the Weave to collapse temporarily across all of Toril and possibly across all planes. Nearly destroyed the multiverse’s arcane structure, leading to Mystryl’s death and replacement by Mystra.

The Netherbrain is an Illithid hive mind that can project brainquakes across Faerun. Has psionic control over thousands of people. Is implied to be a godlike threat in the eyes of Elminster (who warns about its potential to threaten the gods themselves). Uses the Crown of Karsus to push toward divine-tier reality alteration.

The Weave connects magic across all worlds in the Forgotten Realms cosmology. Destroying or altering the Weave can affect every plane connected to Toril (Faerun’s world). Potentially every universe that uses the same magical foundation. Mystryl’s death and Karsus’ spell caused cross-planar magic failures and nearly ended arcane reality.

Raphael, son of Mephistopheles (an archdevil rivaling gods), believes the Crown would let him defeat Zariel (an archdevil who shattered realms). Unite the Hells and reshape the cosmic order of evil. Possibly challenge Asmodeus, a being who exists in many versions across many realms.
 
This Spanish versus wiki has Egghead characters as planet level because Seraphim are Vegapunk's masterpiece, which means they surpass Mother Flame that destroyed Lulusia and caused an earthquake in the planet.
What do you think? @B Rabbit @El Hermano @GoldenHeart?