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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

How I felt about Part 5 JoJo

Giorno had potential to be the most interesting character in the entire series, yet Araki mostly sidelined him for the other crew members (who I really didn’t care for)
 
Giorno is so cool and fun for the first couple of arcs and then it's like he just kinda stops existing as a person after. I like the rest of the cast though, but it's a contributor for part 5 being among my least favorites even though it's still quite good
 
Unironically this is why I liked Babyface’s fight so much, it’s Giorno fighting by himself again and saving Bucciarati and Trish’s life

It was good to see him having the spotlight
 
Part 5 was the weakest for me in pretty much everything (characters , story , villains , progress,etc.) minus Stands that are still cool...... Until Jojolion came out and now Vento aurero is a master piece compared to that shit part.
 
Gordo said:
How I felt about Part 5 JoJo

Giorno had potential to be the most interesting character in the entire series, yet Araki mostly sidelined him for the other crew members (who I really didn’t care for)
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Biggest offender for me is Bleach, not so much hitting Ichigo himself but the rest of his crew who really should be more important than they end up being.

The nazi arc anime has at least fixed Uryu in this regard, while Chad is still largely left out in the cold compared to the amount of shit the Captains get to do.
 
Darth Zion said:
Between Gorilla and Tiger, who do you guys think would win?
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The Tiger , the Gorilla has some chances but big Felines tend to no have natural opponents , outside of big ones like some Bears and the classic Elephant or Hypo.
And still the hunger is enough motivation that there are recorded videos of Jaguars hunting Crocodiles .... inside the water.
 
Adamant soul said:
For example, sure the Vrains guy never lost but I'd question who he beat that was all that impressive?
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IIRC hes dueled fucking everyone at least once and either drew or won every single duel.

most of the main villains in Vrains had bullshit ass monsters that they tried to summon as fast as fucking possible
Bohman with this shit: https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Perfectron_Hydradrive_Dragon
Ai with anime The Arrival https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/The_Arrival_Cyberse_@Ignister_(anime)
Like niggas was doing absolute nonsense and as Astaro said, Yusaku would just "anime protag" his way into the one monster to out the thing

At one point everyone was still using links and this nigga started using all the other extra deck monsters throwing everyone the fuck off. shit was hilarious
 
I can't believe someone other than Fep or Artist is making these arguments.

100 unarmed naked average joes vs 1 Silverback Gorilla in its prime

Honestly one prime Mike Tyson could put up a good fight against a gorilla. They have similar striking* strength and Tyson has way better stamina and technique. The gorillas teeth and tough skin are its advantages for that. But still close fight either way. 100 ppl man handle a big apey boi.
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Like bros comparing average humans to Eddie Hall and saying "since a Gorilla's lift is only 2x the weight of Eddie halls lift the humans win!"

Ignoring that.

1. Eddie Hall literally burst vein to achieve his max lift, 1,100 lbs


He knocked himself out to perform this feat.

2. Eddie only comes close to the Gorillas average lift.

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Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That’s roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.
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Eddie Hall can only lift 1,100 lbs like once in his life and got fucked up for that achievement.

Gorillas daily lift heavy rocks, trees and fight each other with the same amount of force.

3. The idea that the average human is comparable Eddie Hall! No! No one in the ring is gonna be punching as hard as Eddie Hall, or lifting as much no matter how many people you throw at him!
 
truth be told there aren't many animals I can see being straight up unbeatable to 100 average guys even if they don't have tools (bar like, elephants/hippos/bears and shit)

I'm personally not fucking with hippos unless I have a firearm.
 
Paxton said:
truth be told there aren't many animals I can see being straight up unbeatable to 100 average guys even if they don't have tools (bar like, elephants/hippos/bears and shit)

I'm personally not fucking with hippos unless I have a firearm.
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Give human tool and coordination, most if not all animals can be hunted.
 
Astaro said:
It got axed? Was this recent? Because I thought this was a still ongoing series
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The LN was not axed, as in axed by the publisher, but put on hiatus by the author due to the publisher screwing him over/around.


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Ani Dahaka, the final antagonist of Vol-1, was based as fuck.
  • “This body has crushed everything its eyes beheld ever since its birth. Life, cities, cultures. Societies, achievements, order, crime, public evil, proud justice and hideous depravities. Like a storm, like a tsunami, like a rain of thunder, this body has bared its fangs against everything in existence equally. But I…….am not a “natural disaster”. I am a being that wields the destructions that only a natural disaster should be able to wield, with a single will, and destroy anything by his impulses. That can no longer be called a natural disaster. Inevitably my being, the single word of evil I carry, is the final destination for all hero’s to cross……!”
  • Rise………Over my dead body is where Justice lies……..!!!!”
  • “There's nothing to be ashamed of... If you don't know, learn from now on... The tremble you are having now, is in fact... Fear.”
Last embryo, of which azi is a part of, are similar to Beast from Nasu in concept of ‘Evil of humanity’. But whereas Beast seem to be associated with Sins, Last Embryo are associated with possible futures of humanity, eventually leading to their destruction. Many hypothesize that Azi is actually Associated with Nuclear Warfare. And then someone went wild and said that Azi’s true identity is Einstein- since he was once a human.
 
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grillmaster said:
i like that we've ascended from the argument over whether youd trust a man or a bear in the woods to whether or not 100 men could fist fight a bear
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I mean frankly I'd rather deal with another man

a man's less predictable than a bear, sure (assuming the average man is even going to be a threat to watch out for), but at least I could theoretically fight them off if they decided to try and harm me (a good kick to the dick is stunning nearly any man for several minutes)

a bear, however? lmao
 
OtherGalaxy said:
i can see the “eventually we overwhelm it” angle but the guys arguing that mike tyson is equal to a gorilla in power are just nuts
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Dr.analogies also says that he yes he, can scalp a human with his bare hands. Even after accountmaker brought in multiple sources that says humans can't. The dude was like "if they didn't try it on a jelly mannequin there wrong I can totally scalp a human like the fucking kingpin"
 
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