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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

that ripplefrog guy might have to come into that thread with the belt, just saying..
 
let's actually look at how stupid this is
I don't think people are fine with denying on screen feats. What people aren't fine with are using dodgy shit to "prove" something that gets contradicted in the show trillions of times. Araki can say and claim whatever he wants.
It's sure convenient for all of us that he also backs up all these statements with feats!

It's always so funny when people argue about ftl jojo when guns and thrown knives are treated seriously in the show. Do you remember when Jotaro got dogwalked by a rat?
What does it being a rat have anything to do with its attacking speed? Is Krypto the superdog just Dog level now?
Do you remember when Jotaro couldn't walk out of the road roller and had to stop time to eacape?
WHEN TIME WAS STOPPPED AND HE WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT????
He couldn't even destroy it. Unless Dio threw that road roller with light speed ofc.
I don't even know what the argument is here, SP smashed through diamond already, a lot stronger than a steamroller.

Do you guyes remember when Jotaro stopped time and hit Kira like twenty times(instead of millions)?
Are they actually using the amount of punches drawn/animated to be the amount thrown? By this logic every feat ever is peak human speed because we can see it.
Or when Pucci was too fast for Jotaro when he was moving like a bullet train? Japanese are ready living in a 22th century. They have ftl bullet trains.
Didn't happen and this guy's a moron for saying this with such confidence.
Jotaro uses a bullet train as an analogy to explain how Pucci's acceleration works. He never once says Pucci moves at the speed of a bullet train.


2025
 
the spacebattles fail singularity

2025 cascade event
the new year is forming a black hole of brain rot

its always been bad but now pax and OG are complaining about it its happening bros
arguing with them about their terrible JoJo interpretations is what got me to stop posting there much in the first place lol. And why I don't check out jojo threads any more. Just a waste of time
 
I don't think there is a single manga author more blatant with his statements/showings related to the speed of light than Araki and this is the guy they choose to go this route on lmao
 
wouldn't a far better argument just be that Yuta has higher dc/durability anyways?

Nope because again, that's not their intended goal. They don't want debates, they want to utterly destroy anything they agree with and hope that somehow, people will just side with their statements no matter how insane or stupid they sound.
Again, this is why they tend to not "understand" stuff like that, it's not that they can't; they don't want to understand it as that was never the intention.
 
I don't think there is a single manga author more blatant with his statements/showings related to the speed of light than Araki and this is the guy they choose to go this route on lmao

My dude, they was able to allow Naruto to be downplayed to Sub-Sonic until the late 4th Ninja War despite Sasuke was literally dodging Sound Blasts from Zaku in the Chunin Exams because of the most retarded arguments ever made(i.e. Because Tayuya's Sound Chakra didn't immediately hit Temari... in a Manga Panel and Frog Song exists... despite Sage Chakra majorly enhances all abilities and the human body).
Again, you are literally expecting common sense with SB fully understanding that when that's not their intention. Yuta can fully destroy DIO in every way, they don't want that, they want to completely deconstruct JoJo is even FTL IN THE FIRST PLACE because it goes against their "Physics and Logic"(i.e. it goes against what they want to hear about JoJo).
 


  • Thinking John could survive "depending on the game".
  • Thinking John could make LEON look like an amateur as if any RE protagonist wouldn't absolutely embarrass him.
  • Even bringing up shit like Nemesis, the Bakers and Miranda as if a basic fucking Licker wouldn't murder him.
  • Miranda being the strongest when Simmons, Wesker, Alexia etc exist.
People in the comments saying he'd survive everything but 7 and 8? 7 and 8 are two of the easiest Resident Evil games to survive , that's why a dude with very little military training at all is able to do it and why Chris is so fucking OP when you actually get to play him in those games.

John is FUCKED essentially the second that he's not dealing with average zombies, bosses are by and large out of the question and frankly a lot of the stronger normal non-boss BOWs are going to be way too much.

the man doesnt make it past RE1 if that fuck off huge snake has anything to say about it
:heston
 
My dude, they was able to allow Naruto to be downplayed to Sub-Sonic until the late 4th Ninja War despite Sasuke was literally dodging Sound Blasts from Zaku in the Chunin Exams because of the most retarded arguments ever made(i.e. Because Tayuya's Sound Chakra didn't immediately hit Temari... in a Manga Panel and Frog Song exists... despite Sage Chakra majorly enhances all abilities and the human body).
Again, you are literally expecting common sense with SB fully understanding that when that's not their intention. Yuta can fully destroy DIO in every way, they don't want that, they want to completely deconstruct JoJo is even FTL IN THE FIRST PLACE because it goes against their "Physics and Logic"(i.e. it goes against what they want to hear about JoJo).
I’m well aware (again, sb jojo threads specifically are what convinced me what a waste of time it is) I’m just amazed the same dumbass arguments are still being pssed around. Just argue it makes no sense from a realism standpoint! At least then it would just be their personal suspension of disbelief and not just straight up lies being peddled
 
the man doesnt make it past RE1 if that fuck off huge snake has anything to say about it
:heston
Like I love how he acts like the Cerberus' (the Dogs) would be NO ISSUE as if they didn't very easily take out a STARS member in the game's intro scene. "Nah John would knife them to death at close range, easy". :kobeha
 
I’m well aware (again, sb jojo threads specifically are what convinced me what a waste of time it is) I’m just amazed the same dumbass arguments are still being pssed around. Just argue it makes no sense from a realism standpoint! At least then it would just be their personal suspension of disbelief and not just straight up lies being peddled

Honestly, it would still be retarded to answer it from a "realism" standpoint because you could say that for all of fiction... and it would be seen as stupid for that exact reason.
Like, I can atleast understand if it wasn't that many obvious uses of FTL and that's what they want to use but the issue is that it's never that, it's some absolutely convoluted BS that doesn't even make sense when they say it.

It's the same reason why I legit just laugh at this point everytime their arguments get worse and worse because atleast 8-9 years ago, they have actually had better reasoning for their logic that wasn't just "it's not what I want to see" that's basically permeating every single "debate" at this point.
 
lmfao no fucking way they pulled the "IT'S NOT A REAL MOON IT'S NOT A REAL EARTH" :kobeha
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By the above, the DBZ moon is bigger than the Sun. :Jiub:
 
Are they actually using the amount of punches drawn/animated to be the amount thrown? By this logic every feat ever is peak human speed because we can see it.
they talk about jotaro time stopping kira and only punching a few times
ignore the absolute beating he gives sheer heart attack

fucking lmao
 
just realized every single point that guy brought up was verbatim addressed already almost 2 years ago https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...han-kishibe-jojo.1093613/page-3#post-92707508


This always cracks me up as if something being predictable means you can deal with it at far, far slower speeds like the freaking speed of light.
I wonder if they realize by that logic, Humans can react to and dodge bullets based on that which... yeah no.
Like the idea itself makes sense as we can track things that move faster but only to a POINT and most of that requires training(Like Baseball). Ain't no way in hell you can say that JoJo moving at around 200KMPH means that Polnareff being able to deal with something moving at Lightspeed make any goddamned sense.
 
I think the funniest thing about that, and him citing the manga specifically, is that the manga is actually more explicit about Chariot being faster. Polnareff does need to know the path, but every single time Chariot cuts the Hanged Man, he moves well after The Hanged Man has already started. In a static medium like manga it’s much harder to miss. I don’t know why they always ignore this.


It also casually deflect’s The Sun’s beams but I’m sure those don’t count for some reasob
 
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