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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

How the fuck is he going to kite Frieza if the lizard's going to blow his ass up before Yhwach has the time to even process a thought?

Better question, even assuming he could, what's stopping Frieza from just exploding him with his mind like he did with Krillin?
because speed is equalized in that thread, Frieza is notoriously sadistic and arrogant, and Yhwach has precognition to counter anything that happens before it even happens?
 


Pax... my guy, are you basically suffering from memory loss or you read a whole ass different copy of Bleach that we didn't read?
Him being able to affect Ichigo's Bankai with The Almighty =/= being able to effect Frieza with The Almighty. Again, if Yhwach could do anything like he did to Ichibei and Ichigo's Bankai, why NOT kill Ichigo with it? And it wasn't like he was doing so... so please tell me.

Also, Yhwach does not create new futures nor does he "fuck with probability", he literally brings forth a timeline that can happen into the future. That is literally how his powers work.

Yhwach was beating the dogshit out of everyone if it weren't for the plot arrow coming into play

what is this argument.

you're definitely misinterpreting my argument here as well, nowhere did I say he makes a future that's literally impossible to happen, happen
 
the fuck is Yhwach gonna do if freiza just decides to:

Like sure, you can say "ah yeah ill pick a future where this doesnt happen" and then you remember that when freiza gets annoyed enough he just decided to go "fuck it we ball"



at that point Yhwach and the verse is fucking cooked.

Your agument is not working here pax, Yhwach is fighting a nigga so far out of his league its not even funny
 
the fuck is Yhwach gonna do if freiza just decides to:

Like sure, you can say "ah yeah ill pick a future where this doesnt happen" and then you remember that when freiza gets annoyed enough he just decided to go "fuck it we ball"



at that point Yhwach and the verse is fucking cooked.

Your agument is not working here pax, Yhwach is fighting a nigga so far out of his league its not even funny

Yhwach sees that future and says "no, it doesn't come to pass"

you're focusing too much on biggatons at this point
 
and then Yhwach says "no, you didn't actually fire that ki blast"
Frieza, at best, when in character, would maybe horrifically injure Yhwach, down talk him, then kill him. There isn't a future where he "didn't actually fire that ki blast" once it is decided he acts on firing one. He is a racist genocidal psychopath, no future can be found where he's essentially docile and not trying to murder everyone there (not like a big spider in the situation can stop him by just existing but we are talking about Yhwach)
 
Yhwach sees that future and says "no, it doesn't come to pass"

you're focusing too much on biggatons at this point
it doesnt come to pass
In which timeline Pax, cause if freiza is pushed to the point where hes nuking the planet, hes going to nuke the planet every time. There wont be a timeline where he doesnt do that shit.


Also another thing. Your argument is ass. "i know ill just stall" is not a win condition, hes also not gonna tired freiza out. Yhwach is not a damn super saiyan blue level character and freiza will have NO reason to go golden.

hes 100% staying in his tiny form and folding yhwach in every timeline this man looks into. there isnt a single attack freiza has that wont gib this nigga.

This is a spite match and you trying to be a contrarian about it is awful.

focusing too much on biggatons
Ah yeah cause thats all that matters, its not like Yhwach actually doesnt have a single attack in his arsenal that will even scuff freizas tail.
 
Yhwach sees that future and says "no, it doesn't come to pass"

you're focusing too much on biggatons at this point
It's going to have to be a future where Youwhack kneels down and kisses Freiza's ass enough for him to spare him and turn him into a jester at his court because he has no future where he is able to do anything to him.

You're focusing too hard on your fannon version of a hax ability and not on the fact he cannot do anything to harm him.
 
What next. Yhwach can beat Galactus cause he'll switch to a timeline where he doesnt get sucked like a juice box? He switches to a timeline where Unicron doest fuck his entire verse by proxy?

Like what are we even arguing here
 
What next. Yhwach can beat Galactus cause he'll switch to a timeline where he doesnt get sucked like a juice box? He switches to a timeline where Unicron doest fuck his entire verse by proxy?

Like what are we even arguing here

Like I don't even get why he believes that Yhwach can create and screw with Probabilities because that was never stated or shown. It also makes zero sense because Paxton is ascribing outside of how Time itself works to state how Yhwach can survive an encounter with THREE Friezas in their Final Forms.

Again, you could go with the easiest choice of ORT or even the darkhorse with Kaguya... hell, you could just go with the funny choice with Father... but he picked Yhwach...
 

He quite literally says he can destroy and recreate the planet. Like literally in that exact panel. But yes you are create he did just create a sun, which is perfectly fine since the sun creation alone would require star like levels of power.
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Paxton could have been this guy and we would have atleast had a good laugh about it...
Also find it funny people actually brought this up in the SB thread a few times but when Quetzalcoatl does it or when Kuku does it or when Ozymandias goes with a Solar Flare with his attack, those don't count from these same people.
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I ain't mad, just find the hypocrisy at this point funny.
 
What next. Yhwach can beat Galactus cause he'll switch to a timeline where he doesnt get sucked like a juice box? He switches to a timeline where Unicron doest fuck his entire verse by proxy?

Like what are we even arguing here
Unicron and Galactus (two characters wholly capable of quite literally eating every single timeline that exists) aren't Namek Saga Frieza.

Miss me with that strawman shit
 
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Like I don't even get why he believes that Yhwach can create and screw with Probabilities because that was never stated or shown. It also makes zero sense because Paxton is ascribing outside of how Time itself works to state how Yhwach can survive an encounter with THREE Friezas in their Final Forms.

Again, you could go with the easiest choice of ORT or even the darkhorse with Kaguya... hell, you could just go with the funny choice with Father... but he picked Yhwach...
holy fuck you're literally not even reading what I'm saying

I didn't say that's what his power was

Yhwach looks down on all futures from up high, and unless in literally all of them Frieza instantly goes for, say, telekinesis (and assuming Yhwach can't just revive himself with the Almighty), and assuming he also doesn't just.. pick a future where that doesn't happen

Frieza literally can't hit or kill Yhwach if he doesn't want to be hit or killed

you're giving Frieza SB competency here
 
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Father is also vastly less impressive than Yhwach or Kaguya too lol wtf

why would I pick HIM over the other two. you can't even make a meme argument for him beating Namek Saga Frieza
 
Unicron and Galactus aren't Namek Saga Frieza.

Miss me with that strawman shit
No shit sherlock

I was being extra because your argument was dog water. The power difference here is too extreme for the hax he has to let him punch upward. That was the point. On top of that you were using arguments that people used when they put Yhwach against Beerus, the only thing you have made is "Well Yhwach would just use the almighty to understand freizas power and steal it"

Its not GER, its not All Fiction, its not Imagine Breaker. Hes doing dick and diddly to Freiza
 
No shit sherlock

I was being extra because your argument was dog water. The power difference here is too extreme for the hax he has to let him punch upward. That was the point. On top of that you were using arguments that people used when they put Yhwach against Beerus, the only thing you have made is "Well Yhwach would just use the almighty to understand freizas power and steal it"

Its not GER, its not All Fiction, its not Imagine Breaker. Hes doing dick and diddly to Freiza
Frieza, in one of the many possible futures that exist, tries to hit Yhwach with that bootleg destructo disk he used against Goku, and then hits himself in the head with it, decapitating himself.

There. That's already one way Frieza could feasibly lose: how he lost in canon.

Seems like an easy win for Yhwach, considering that speed is equal, and Yhwach has.. precognition, on top of the ability to teleport via the Almighty, and outright say "no, your attack didn't work/never even came to pass".
 
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