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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Adamant soul said:
I have no doubt the Pokemon universe, with their superior technology, could make guns that could threaten Pokemon.
But our regular ass ones would do exactly fuck and all to basically ANY Pokemon.

Pokemon humans doing shit to Pokemon isn't proof of anything either, 'cause they are hilariously superior to us in every way considering how regularly they tank Pokemon attacks with no issue.

I mean the ONLY instance I can think of, of a human actually dying to a Pokemon attack (presumably) is the villain of the second movie getting nuked by Lugia's Aeroblast.

But that's all beside the point, the fact is IRL guns aren't any kind of threat to Pokemon.
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doesnt the guy in the Lugia movie survive? He was in a machine/building structure though that got blasted so it’s not like he “tanked” the attack in any case
 
OtherGalaxy said:
doesnt the guy in the Lugia movie survive? He was in a machine/building structure though that got blasted so it’s not like he “tanked” the attack in any case
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Does he? I don't remember seeing him again after Lugia nukes his ass.
Lugia hit his big ship and blew it up with him inside it, if he survived then he's at the very least tanking the explosion.
 
Astaro said:
@grillmaster @OtherGalaxy

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Tensura WN Rimuru Revision

everything that's wrong about the verse, and considering it's basically built opon the usage of fake scans Blatant slander?
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The push by fans for Tier 0 / Tier 1-A Slime LN instead apparently got people to actually look into all the supposedly Multiversal feats with this series

And, not to my surpise with the few times I ever engaged with arguing people that are fans of this series, 0 on panel feats of anyone ever destroying a universe and nothing to justify anyone being Multiversal

So the setting got downgraded to 2-C instead

Talk about backfiring

:hestonpls
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Tensura was my first webnovel (I will say it was an ok entry level WN, but there were certainly better options), and I have read it till the last so I will post some of the high-end feats from WN and LN, but first:

Imagine my surprise coming back to Vs Boarding after a 6-8 month break, and one of the first things I saw was 1-C Tensura. I had to read the entire cosmology page, and my final verdict is: They did manage to highlight some obscure details, but all this interpretation is garbage. I mean, the series exclusives forbid Infinity. And I don't even remember any high-dimensional feats.

But check out LOTM Vs wiki. 1-A. There is even a TikTok turned YouTuber Battle-Boarder who put Klein vs DB and said Klein wins: Not due to Haxx mind you but Pure DC. Bro put Galaxy to Universal character to entire of DB verse and said, nah: Klein wins due to DC.
 
Regular-Nothing Eric said:

Cain (Robocop 2) vs Nemesis (Resident Evil 3)

Two deadly war machines face off in the streets of Detroit. The winner is the one left alive. All weapons and abilities are available to both of them. Added: Nemsis gets his mutated forms if need be.
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I just came across this thread and thought I'd show another instance of CBR downplaying/wanking on display here since I watched all the Robocop films.

Now, I ain't no RE expert (the only Re games I ever played was RE4, Umbrella/Darkside Chronicles, and a little bit of the RE1 remake on the Wii before I ragequitted that one shortly after playing it)...

But I feel like someone is really wanking Robocain here badly since I heard RE characters like Nemesis have feats of tanking even bigger explosions than what we see in Robocop 2.

I want to know what you guys think. Is this thread really accurate or is some serious wank going unchallenged in that thread?
@Adamant soul @Xhominid The Apex @Masterblack06 @Derpmaster9000 @Atem
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So any thoughts on this thread guys?

@Xhominid The Apex @Adamant soul
 
@Astaro For the High_End feats of Tensura WN, some of them are:

1) Moibus System is a Real-Life Black Hole Engine: and Rimuru has no problem interacting with its Event Horizon and Beyond:

2) Moibus System will destroy the Universe, but not anything else, as beyond the Universe we have the Gap between Dimensions: Yes, there is the catch that it will not destroy the universe in one shot, but it will very soon.

3) Rimuru's Beelzabub, which is quite inferior to his Final US: Azathoth, is comparable to the Moibus System. The reference that Beelzebub can destroy the Universe is made through the series by all High-Level Characters.

3) Veldora could temporarily suppress Mobius. Also, Veldora's Probability Manipulation is good enough that Moibus System, even should it destroys the Universe, can do nothing to Veldora. Only reason why he was having difficulty was that he was trying to save the World of Side-Stories. And for that he needed to supress the Moibus.

4) Time Stop In Tensura affects the Entire Universe and can stop the expansion of the Universe.


There are others as well, some of which directly State the Star System and Big Bang, I will post them afterwards.

And, nothing in Tensura stands upto Top-Tier of Toaru, if anyone says otherwise- They haven't read the novel.

Also, LN is a lot bonker than WN to the point LN makes WN seem tame in comparison, but unlike WN, where everything was happening randomly, LN has a system at least. and explains why the Planet and Universe hasn't been destoryed several times over.
 

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Cain shoved an armored tank off himself too, it incapacitated him for a bit but I think that’s just a trope to fool the audience into thinking he died. He was pretty fine overall

This website listed it as an Arrowpointe Dragoon 300, which weighs around 13 tons
 
Gordo said:
Cain shoved an armored tank off himself too, it incapacitated him for a bit but I think that’s just a trope to fool the audience into thinking he died. He was pretty fine overall

This website listed it as an Arrowpointe Dragoon 300, which weighs around 13 tons
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and how do Nemesis's strength feats compare to that?
 
Yeah, this is a stomp thread, but in the other way actually. Karna has to kill not just every single wizard, but every single magical being in the world. The means he has to trot across the entire planet, find every town, every building, EVERY hiding spot, all while making sure he not only doesn't miss a single person, but no one teleports away to a place he's already depopulated and force him to backtrack (remember, Harry Potter is a verse where country wide teleportation is taught as a car equivalent.) All this while not being able to resupply mana and let's not forget Karna is a very mana intensive servant. He quite literally cannot hit the entire world unless we're going with somekind of lightspeed mountain busting scaling on his basic attacks.
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Again, why do people act like not only do Servants have no Magical Energy worth a damn(which doesn't even work considering there is no Human Order also trying to crush them out of existence or every Harry Potter Wizard and anything connected to the Magical World would be fucked), but Wizards are extremely resourceful people that knows where to hide even from Servants and aren't ultimately vain people that would even make Mages seem tame.
Servants being able to track people and Magical Energy has been a well known thing since Day One and Karna wouldn't even need to try to kill a single Wizard nor to kill them in packs.

I just find it weird they keep acting like VS. debates will just have people run like lemmings at random when unless it's in character, the HP Wizards would absolutely try to attack Karna and only a few would run off(or primarily just attack him because that's how VS. debates work).
 
Xhominid The Apex said:
but Wizards are extremely resourceful people that knows where to hide even from Servants and aren't ultimately vain people that would even make Mages seem tame.
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A reminder that one of the traps designed to stop the greatest Dark Lord of the century was a fucking puzzle. Or that most of the ministry employees can't even cast a protego canonically which is a fifth year spell.

Truly, the most competent people.
:hestonpls
 
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Man.
 
Darth Zion said:
A reminder that one of the traps designed to stop the greatest Dark Lord of the century was a fucking puzzle. Or that most of the ministry employees can't even cast a protego canonically which is a fifth year spell.

Truly, the most competent people.
:hestonpls
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Like they have an entire department created to basically know what normal people do, what they create and what it does... and Arthur Weasley and the rest of them are stumped by rubber duckies and how airplanes fly, and how to actually dress themselves like normal people and not Wizards...

Anytime, I hear people say Wizards are fucking geniuses, I just laugh myself into sleep.
 
Darth Zion said:
A reminder that one of the traps designed to stop the greatest Dark Lord of the century was a fucking puzzle. Or that most of the ministry employees can't even cast a protego canonically which is a fifth year spell.

Truly, the most competent people.
:hestonpls
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professor layton victim.

 
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