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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Cryso Agori said:
Dr.analogies also says that he yes he, can scalp a human with his bare hands. Even after accountmaker brought in multiple sources that says humans can't. The dude was like "if they didn't try it on a jelly mannequin there wrong I can totally scalp a human like the fucking kingpin"
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yeah like thinking x amount of humans can take an ape is one thing but this shit is some 2009 level battleboard goodness
 
Paxton said:
truth be told there aren't many animals I can see being straight up unbeatable to 100 average guys even if they don't have tools (bar like, elephants/hippos/bears and shit)

I'm personally not fucking with hippos unless I have a firearm.
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100 humans can absolutely take down a hippo if they gang up on it. The combined weight of a 100 men is beyond a hippo’s

The problem is that it’s gonna end in a bloodbath for most of them
 
Gordo said:
100 humans can absolutely take down a hippo if they gang up on it. The combined weight of a 100 men is beyond a hippo’s

The problem is that it’s gonna end in a bloodbath for most of them
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Hippos can run at like 30km/h. If the 100 people pissed it off it's going to ram through them like a small truck and then just turn and do it again. And hippos will actually engage a larger group simply out of fucking spite.

Also for the record, an adult male Hippo can get up near 10,000 pounds. So it still has like half the combined mass in a single package that can move faster than any of the humans and will kill them by accidental contact.

Seriously, these things can pick fights with river boats and win. Straight up smash the boat to splinters and kill everyone on board.
 
CrossTheHorizon said:
Hippos can run at like 30km/h. If the 100 people pissed it off it's going to ram through them like a small truck and then just turn and do it again. And hippos will actually engage a larger group simply out of fucking spite.

Also for the record, an adult male Hippo can get up near 10,000 pounds. So it still has like half the combined mass in a single package that can move faster than any of the humans and will kill them by accidental contact.

Seriously, these things can pick fights with river boats and win. Straight up smash the boat to splinters and kill everyone on board.
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Seriously, the hell are people saying we can take down a fucking hippo if a hundred people was unarmed from?!
Do people not realize how ridiculous Hippos are?! How absolutely thick their skin and muscles are?
Yeah sure, we can try and go for the eyes... but how many are going to easily get killed in the process of even remotely getting that close?
Like the most you can do is basically scare off certain animals with numbers but GTFOH with pretending that can work on an Elephant or Hippo man, they are some of the worst animals to fight barehanded even for 100 people.
 
how exactly do the hundred men get on top of the hippo. maybe like 10 or so could manage to fit on top
 
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i just find it hilarious how monstrous hippo skulls are
 
its funny to me how people keep going "100 people would scare off the animal" and its like "thats not really fighting the animal now is it?"
 
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