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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

it's a great manga it just throws off hardliners because it's an extremely low power and scale setting with insanely high speed in comparison. If you're looking at fiction as characters must behave realistically then this sort of scaling ends up driving you crazy because characters will literally cut down a beam of light in one arc and still have to travel by camel in the next arc
powerscalers consider this, if i can punch at the speed of light, but i have normal walking speed, if i run while punching will i be able to achieve ftl running
 
Does it really matter anyway since that's Pucci's starting speed at the most when it comes to Made In Heaven? And even then, I doubt that's true as we explicitly see Pucci casually dodge the shit out of the revolver Emporio had despite being virtually pointblank and that is at the same level of speed, if not moreso than a Bullet Train.

EDIT: Made sure to check, even am 1836 tier revolver goes 270 meters per second while a Bullet Train only goes 270 MPH meaning Pucci would still need some good ass reactions to react to a more modern revolver shot at virtual pointblank multiple times.
The bullet train analogy in question was 30x faster than 10 km/hr according to Jotaro, so it’s closer to 300 km/hr (180 mph) rather than 270 mph

But regardless, I don’t think that’s its upper ceiling
 
And I just now realize that’s the same value Josuke mentioned about Crazy Diamond “over 300 km/hr”

Araki must really like that speed figure lol
 
I'm not really seeing where the room is to argue 'dramatic effect' for the first confrontation anyways.
There's not, both because its vague and unhelpful and because it was Araki's choice to draw the stand materializing long after the light was in transit

They want their cake and to eat it when the only objective fact to be drawn from the art is what is there on page. If you want to tell me you know what the man that wrote this was actually thinking, I'm sure you can take a stab, but your stab isn't objective fact without Araki's word on the matter.

Doesn't help when Araki loves tossing Faster than Light one moment and 300 km/hr the next if you want to treat all authorial mouth pieces as equal to inform where his mind is at.
 
The bullet train analogy in question was 30x faster than 10 km/hr according to Jotaro, so it’s closer to 300 km/hr (180 mph) rather than 270 mph

But regardless, I don’t think that’s its upper ceiling

It's not because it's upper ceiling is theoretically limitless, Pucci was just a mong who did nothing more than accelerate himself as fast as possible without really thinking it through.
It's just the typical SB shit where they can't understand that just because characters' say one thing doesn't mean it's an absolute unless it's explicitly the author talking through them(Which tends to be a very obvious difference).
 
powerscalers consider this, if i can punch at the speed of light, but i have normal walking speed, if i run while punching will i be able to achieve ftl running
this is more or less the point of contention

to me its just, at what point does it become just ignoring what’s actually happening on the page
 
There's not, both because its vague and unhelpful and because it was Araki's choice to draw the stand materializing long after the light was in transit

They want their cake and to eat it when the only objective fact to be drawn from the art is what is there on page. If you want to tell me you know what the man that wrote this was actually thinking, I'm sure you can take a stab, but your stab isn't objective fact without Araki's word on the matter.

Doesn't help when Araki loves tossing Faster than Light one moment and 300 km/hr the next if you want to treat all authorial mouth pieces as equal to inform where his mind is at.
the 300km thing is particularly bad because the guy’s already got feats in his own part much better, and there was already a Stand earlier on he fought said to be moving at lightspeed. If this was something that only came up once I could understand the resistance to it, but Araki’s done this a bunch of times
 
the 300km thing is particularly bad because the guy’s already got feats in his own part much better, and there was already a Stand earlier on he fought said to be moving at lightspeed. If this was something that only came up once I could understand the resistance to it, but Araki’s done this a bunch of times
Authors are morons

Creatively ingenious with imagination, but morons outside their niche

Not exclusive to Araki

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I think the argument comes from JoJo’s artstyle which tends to be hyperbolic

Like for instance, Kira’s hand weighed 40 kg from Echoes Act 3, and that weight was enough to break the concrete on the ground
 
Authors are morons

Creatively ingenious with imagination, but morons outside their niche

Not exclusive to Araki

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The thing is in Araki's case I don't even think he meant for that number to be taken so seriously, Josuke's just saying "I never measured it but I bet I could punch you this fast" it's totally different than something like this


Where he's just unambiguously saying "no this stand surpasses lightspeed and it's entirely unrelated to its ability to stop time"


Though he did have a hilarious fumble on temperature in Part 2 when Kars was being burned by magma that was less hot than ACDC's blood was
 
I think the argument comes from JoJo’s artstyle which tends to be hyperbolic

Like for instance, Kira’s hand weighed 40 kg from Echoes Act 3, and that weight was enough to break the concrete on the ground
40-50 KG could probably crack concrete depending on how the weight is distributed on impact though in addition to velocity on impact

If it's all knuckle first, I'm expecting to see spider webs because that's not inconsiderable pressure
 
I think the argument comes from JoJo’s artstyle which tends to be hyperbolic

Like for instance, Kira’s hand weighed 40 kg from Echoes Act 3, and that weight was enough to break the concrete on the ground
thats why I was bringing up this scan in specific

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the finale sure, it's meant to be a triumphant moment, I get arguing that one's dramatic because well, it is just not in a way that it makes me think it isn't literal either

But this one? This shit's not romanticized at all, we just see him slashing after the kid's eyes close
 
The thing is in Araki's case I don't even think he meant for that number to be taken so seriously, Josuke's just saying "I never measured it but I bet I could punch you this fast" it's totally different than something like this


Where he's just unambiguously saying "no this stand surpasses lightspeed and it's entirely unrelated to its ability to stop time"

Which is what I meant by comparing them as if equal in weight of authorial voice

In-universe mouth pieces vs 3rd person omniscient? The latter is more valuable in most contexts.
Though he did have a hilarious fumble on temperature in Part 2 when Kars was being burned by magma that was less hot than ACDC's blood was
Like I said, Authors are dumbasses outside whatever niche they possess
 
40-50 KG could probably crack concrete depending on how the weight is distributed on impact though in addition to velocity on impact

If it's all knuckle first, I'm expecting to see spider webs because that's not inconsiderable pressure
The scene for reference

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thats why I was bringing up this scan in specific

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the finale sure, it's meant to be a triumphant moment, I get arguing that one's dramatic because well, it is just not in a way that it makes me think it isn't literal either

But this one? This shit's not romanticized at all, we just see him slashing after the kid's eyes close
Yeah, it sounds like the argument they’re going for is that sometimes the art doesn’t reflect what is stated in the story
 
That actually reminds me, because Araki does flip flop on this stance

He implies Time Stop isn’t a real time stop and that it’s Star Platinum and The World moving really, really fast that the rest of the world seems frozen to them

He repeats this in JoJoveller

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By enabling movement close to the speed of light, it allows one to behave as if time has stopped relative to others

So do we take Araki’s word for it that they’re moving really fast and not a true time stop?
 
So do we take Araki’s word for it that they’re moving really fast and not a true time stop?
Remember those times Dio himself was moving in time stop? Or the knives just sitting there in front of Jotaro, momentum robbed of them after they were free of Dio's grip long enough for time stop to effect them?

If he's referring to the ability "The World" here, I'll repeat my anthem of "authors are morons"

Because what he drew on page is not what was happening.

Assuming that's all there is to the statement, I'd hedge its either not talking about the ability, or Araki's memory is swiss cheese.
 
That actually reminds me, because Araki does flip flop on this stance

He implies Time Stop isn’t a real time stop and that it’s Star Platinum and The World moving really, really fast that the rest of the world seems frozen to them

He repeats this in JoJoveller

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By enabling movement close to the speed of light, it allows one to behave as if time has stopped relative to others

So do we take Araki’s word for it that they’re moving really fast and not a true time stop?
I'd ignore it not because I don't take his word seriously but because it seems to contradict 1. how the time stop works in the story, especially during the Made in Heaven arc where it's pretty much impossible for this to be the case (Star Platinum is always a bit slower than Made in Heaven is, so it makes no sense at all for it to just be moving fast in comparison), and the Stone Ocean thing where the japanese says SP surpasses lightspeed without stopping time. It's like how in Part 7 that weird chapter 0 thing said Hamon and the Stone Mask were attempts to create Stands when like.....no they weren't? You wrote 100 chapters on what they were made for and there's no way to fold Stands into that????
 
I think he just rapidly changes his ideas about things over time and some of them are completely incongruous with things he's said or outright drawn for dozens of chapters before. When interviewed closer to Part 3 running he just directly said their time stop was a type of energy that extended out into space.
 
I think he just wants there to be some sci-fi element (even though it doesn’t match the supernatural tone of stands)

Like how stands are alien viruses (and that’s never mentioned again lol) and there is no such thing as a Mirror World so it makes more sense for Hanged Man to be a being made of light (even though he retcons the mirror world thing in Part 5 lol)
 
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