Do you have a Decor Sword

[Goth Boy]

I have one and it's huge, had it for 15+ years now
Thinking of getting a second

 

[jane]

do you pose with it

 

[Goth Boy]

do you pose with it

Too heavy

 

[Ruffles]

No, but I do have a very real knife
Several
In my kitchen

 

[jane]

No, but I do have a very real knife
Several
In my kitchen

you pose with them?

 

[Ruffles]

you pose with them?

Would you like me to?

 

[Goth Boy]

you pose with them?

Yes
He sent me this a few days ago

 

[Ruffles]

Yes
He sent me this a few days ago

I couldn't dice onions with that weak shit

 

[jane]

you need to get one of those slow mo cameras and take a vid of yourself slicing onions mid air

 

[Ruffles]

I definitely do

 

[Goth Boy]

Slice me up

 

[Vermiform]

Bought a small katana as a teen to flex my anime phase to my friends and relatives.

Put it on display in my room and start salivating at the thought of having exotic shit in my room that's not resin encased insects.

Mom comes in and asks me why I have a qama in my room, I try to explain it's a japanese sword.

Next day friends come in ask me why I have a qama in my room, I don't try to explain anymore because they opened my eyes.

I didn't come out of my momma a weeb and I certainly won't get inside another woman by becoming one later in life.