I turned your sister Lesbian

[Penguini]

...just to dump her.

 

[Ral]

Very informative

 

[Goth Boy]

 

[Penguini]

i feel like i could drop shit post topics every day....

 

[Ruffles]

Weird flex

 

[Ral]

Do it then

 

[Goth Boy]

You got a problem, bitch?
Throw your hands up!
It's you against me
This shit is one on one
If you didn't notice,
Bitch, I don't give a fuck
I'll punch you in the face
Coz you're just such a cunt!
Fuck you bitch, I'm a princess!
You're not the type of girl
That'll end up on my friends list
I'm fucking rich, bitch
And your ass penny-less
When it comes to Facebook
My popularity's endless
Bitch, I'm better than you
And your boyfriend's a loser
He spends all his time
Watching porn on his computer!
"I made your girlfriend fall in love with me
But all
I did was use her!"

 

[Darth Nihilus]

 

[Vermiform]

I had a twin who died in the womb.

 

[Ral]

I had a twin who died in the womb.

Who says you aren't the evil twin that supposedly died in the womb?

 

[Vermiform]

Who says you aren't the evil twin that supposedly died in the womb?

I always thought this was rare but apparently it's rather common, mom almost died because the fetus remained for like a few weeks after the birth but hey.

 

[Goth Boy]