1. Sigismund
2. Aurelian
3. Odd
4. jane
5. Goth Boy
1. Dwimmerlaik
7. MotherFckerUltimate
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2. Aurelian
3. Odd
4. jane
5. Goth Boy
1. Dwimmerlaik
7. MotherFckerUltimate
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ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
- Thread starter Ruffles
- Start date
Sigismund
(Inspiration taken from the meaning of the name: "Protection through victory" and various historical leaders with that name.)
You'll undermine the shields
Over this empire
We'll overcome you all
With steel and fire
To a holy Roman
It's not a damning curse
To kin of Bathory
It could be much worse
It's for the people in our care
A noble cause, we'd say
You could've stayed at home
You'd rather die today
In name of peace and love
And the divine above
You threaten our lands
And so we spill your blood
Aurelian
(Nice, an emperor from the actual Roman Empire, and not that other one. Theme is "reunification", as that was an important thing the original Aurelian did as Emperor. This will probably be the only one I do that could actually work as a hip hop song)
Bring it back, bring em on
Welcome back, been too long
We're family, this little group
You carry me, i would for you
(This part is half tempo)
We used to rule the world together
As small as it was, it was ours, so whatever
That empire fell, 'cause nothing is forever
We can start it all again, make this one even better
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Odd
(Inspired by the oak apple, because Odd has the apple motif, and those are some really odd apples. It's actually a nut that grows the size of an apple for reasons that make this 10x more gross)
Pick some apples to eat
From my mother oak
Make sure to chew slowly
Make sure you don't choke
I'm not sweet like the others
But don't pass me by
Can't say you don't love me
If you won't even try
I'm an odd sort of flavor
You'll get used to it fast
I might make you sick
But I swear it will pass
I'll stay right beside you
Til the moment that you die
An easy promise to make
Knowing what i am inside
Jane (Queen of the losers)
(Okay so i cheated with this one a little bit and used the "queen of the losers" because i had no idea what to do with your username, and your user title gave me ideas right away)
Her regicidal royal highness
My husband doesn't get a thing
The masses don't deserve his mercy
The king is dead, long live the queen
The women bow their heads in worship
While the men are working in the mine
The lot still made of helpless losers
But they will learn their place with time
Kneel and beg before your ruler
The coward king is dead and gone
Don't lose your head, or I will find it
I'm not my family's loyal pawn
My ancestors may not smile at me
They followed every foolish king
I am here to fix their problem
Their approval doesn't mean a thing
Goth Boy
(Apologies in advance, I couldn't help myself. Don't ask me how i know about the plight of finding a metal drummer in middle school)
Growing up I was so dejected
All-American, yet so rejected
The other kids avoid me at the mall
To them I'm just a lonely weirdo
A soulless freak, a total zero
Eventually I'll show them all
I know the waaaaaay
Gerard would taaaaake
For their hearts to breaaak
I'll be big somedaaaay
I'm in a hardcore band, I play the guitar
Someday they'll regret passing on a star
My friend sings and my cousin owns a bass
Drummers please IM me on myspace
Dwimmerlaik
(I wouldn't have known this, because i'm not very familiar with LotR, but your name is badass. Went with the theme of necromancy)
With summoning circles
Posthumous reprieve
A malefic spectre
Will join us this eve
Though practiced in secret
It's simply to learn
But the people have seen us
And wish us to burn
These spirits untethered
Witchfinders soon flee
The mob reduced to stupor
Unsure what they see
The revenant army
Descends into the mas
The field is now empty
We return to our task
Busy weekend, sorry for the wait
(Centered around yelling "motherfucker." Do that a few times, and the lyrics just come naturally. Big ups to you for giving me a reason to swear a bunch.)
Hey hot shot, hey hot shit
Go and blow it out your ass
Blow all the smoke you want
Never gonna let it pass
Too cool to care about
Anybody on this Earth
Keep up all your shit talk
And just see what you're worth
YOU SUFFER
MOTHER FUCKER
TAKE WHAT YOU GAVE TO THE OTHERS
TO ANOTHER
MOTHER FUCKER
YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER
MotherFcker Ultimate
(Centered around yelling "motherfucker." Do that a few times, and the lyrics just come naturally. Big ups to you for giving me a reason to swear a bunch.)
Hey hot shot, hey hot shit
Go and blow it out your ass
Blow all the smoke you want
Never gonna let it pass
Too cool to care about
Anybody on this Earth
Keep up all your shit talk
And just see what you're worth
YOU SUFFER
MOTHER FUCKER
TAKE WHAT YOU GAVE TO THE OTHERS
TO ANOTHER
MOTHER FUCKER
YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER