My perspective on squirrels will forever be changed.

[RÆM]

So you know I'm doing my thing, in a driveway buying chicken nuggets to bring to my grandma for lunch.
I see a fucking dead squirrel, like a flat tail, and
you won't believe this.

HIs homie his bro, his dad or whatever another squirrel is on top of him Gnawing on his head like it's a chicken nugget. I do my best not to run over the both of them. I try to look back in my rear to see these two.

WTF?!!?!

squirrels eat meat? squirrels eat other squirrels?!?!!?
My entire life I've lived and haven't known this.

Fucking disgusting.

squirrels are cannibals

 

[Odd]

Squirrels can eat deez nuts

 

[RÆM]

 

[Officer MeowMeow Poontang]

So you know I'm doing my thing, in a driveway buying chicken nuggets to bring to my grandma for lunch.
I see a fucking dead squirrel, like a flat tail, and
you won't believe this.

HIs homie his bro, his dad or whatever another squirrel is on top of him Gnawing on his head like it's a chicken nugget. I do my best not to run over the both of them. I try to look back in my rear to see these two.

WTF?!!?!

squirrels eat meat? squirrels eat other squirrels?!?!!?
My entire life I've lived and haven't known this.

Fucking disgusting.

squirrels are cannibals

yo you don't know what I have been through with these funding squirrels

one insane squirrels keeps looking into the windows of my home menacingly screaming

 

[Pericolo]

see that's terrible, but rats (and i guess by extension rodents) are known to actually try to mate with dead females from time to time

eating doesn't seem so bad now does it

 

[The Most Adminfuckable]

Squirrels control the world secret government.

 

[Officer MeowMeow Poontang]

see that's terrible, but rats (and i guess by extension rodents) are known to actually try to mate with dead females from time to time

eating doesn't seem so bad now does it

nah both sound pretty fukn terrible

 

[Nep Nep]

see that's terrible, but rats (and i guess by extension rodents) are known to actually try to mate with dead females from time to time

eating doesn't seem so bad now does it

Ty for nightmare fuel

 

[Pericolo]

Ty for nightmare fuel

let me heal you up.wav

 

[Nep Nep]

Mew is blessed

 

[Pericolo]

i have so many pictures of cats because my boyfriend loves them

he made me love them too

>:( i used to be EDGY damn it

 

[sir_fire]

see that's terrible, but rats (and i guess by extension rodents) are known to actually try to mate with dead females from time to time

eating doesn't seem so bad now does it

Necrophilia is distressingly common to animals with a high level of intelligence.

See: Dolphins, Elephants, Crows

 

[Vermiform]

So you know I'm doing my thing, in a driveway buying chicken nuggets to bring to my grandma for lunch.
I see a fucking dead squirrel, like a flat tail, and
you won't believe this.

HIs homie his bro, his dad or whatever another squirrel is on top of him Gnawing on his head like it's a chicken nugget. I do my best not to run over the both of them. I try to look back in my rear to see these two.

WTF?!!?!

squirrels eat meat? squirrels eat other squirrels?!?!!?
My entire life I've lived and haven't known this.

Fucking disgusting.

squirrels are cannibals

 

[Some Schlub]

And giraffes eat pigeons and small rodents on occasion.


Take that, vegans

 

[Yoshi]

I remember this shit.

 

[Pericolo]

Necrophilia is distressingly common to animals with a high level of intelligence.

See: Dolphins, Elephants, Crows

dolphins are especially messed up and i am trying to forget that

 

[Yoshi]

I don't like it when animal sympathizers try to act like Humans are worse than Animals in morality. Sure, you have your Sociopaths and Psychopaths, but Animals can be just as messed up, while occasionally even knowing right from wrong on a basic level.

 

[Vermiform]

I remember this shit.

So did that fancy future prom queen back in 9th grade during computer classes when she asked me to show her a cute flash animation.

 

[colours]

Dawg

I legit call our squirrels “salami rats” because they eat all the meats

 

[E]

They like-a da salami
Chicken wings too