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OBD Convo #29: outskirts nakama dome - no snatching edition

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I'd go with the crocodile if there's enough land to try and evade it for 20 minutes...

..because that's certainly not happening with any of the other choices
 
Against a croc or gator, you might fend it off with a tool at hand


Nothing you can do against a Hippo coming at you though
 
Crocodiles can outspeed humans on land, you are fucked if they want you, my dude.
They're faster in short bursts, yeah, but they tire out pretty quickly from what I've read.

Besides, croc's aren't built for speed or endurance, they're built for ambushes, which means that the odds of the croc actually chasing after me if it fails to catch me by surprise is slim to none.
 
Anyone else think of the health problems Yoshi P has from carrying the corpse of Square Enix on his back .
"Maybe the hippo"

Oh hell no. Keep those heartless bastards in Africa where they belong .
 
as long as the tiger ain't hungry it won't move.

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The rest will either treat you as a tree they can bump or prey it can play with hunger doesn't matter.
 
yep if it's say 100 years after Nardo and Sauce and the Bijuu are now totally unknown they could have a good premise for this kind of story they are having now.

Right now the only solution is Nardo and Sauce Jobbing when this two can just literally drop each half of the moon to solve any problem they currently have.
 
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"maybe the hippo"

Yes "MAYBE" you can survive 20 minutes with the strongest and most aggressive of those animals BY FAR! ha

But yeah the choice is the Tiger. If you're lucky enough to see it when it's just standing/sitting around, it's not hungry and you don't let it out of your sight, odds are that it's not gonna rush you head on. Just don't take your eyes off it whatever the fuck you do, because the next time you'll know where it is will be when it's already chewing on you.

Crocodile and Bear don't care as much if you see them coming and the Hippo is just a walking death machine for almost anything that isn't a Hippo that's stupid enough to wander in to its immediate vicinity.
 
Hippos are literally the only ones on the list that will actually kill you for merely being near it, not for food, but because it's the biggest asshole in all of Africa
Well I suppose if the Bear has cubs it might respond similarly (ie. kill you for being there, hungry or not), but still not because it's such a territorial asshole so the point still stands.
 
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