OBD Convo #29: outskirts nakama dome - no snatching edition
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I'd go with the crocodile if there's enough land to try and evade it for 20 minutes...The tiger is unironically the answer. Provided they ain't that hungry, if they have no element of surprise, and you can keep yourself composed, they might just decide its not worth it. might.
The bear? It'll kill you, even if its in hibernation mode, if you stick around too long and it isn't used to your presence. The crocodile, unless it is fully fed will absolutely past-tense you.
The hippo?Bruh, that nigga could be hungry or fed, it doesn't matter. That thing almost always has homicide on its mind, and only chills somewhat when its around its own kind. If you're in its vicinity, it will dead ass kill you on-sight just for being an eye-sore.
..because that's certainly not happening with any of the other choices
I'd go with the crocodile if there's enough land to try and evade it for 20 minutes...
..because that's certainly not happening with any of the other choices
Crocodiles can outspeed humans on land, you are fucked if they want you, my dude.
I personally take the question from the perspective of someone with no weapons.
They're faster in short bursts, yeah, but they tire out pretty quickly from what I've read.
Besides, croc's aren't built for speed or endurance, they're built for ambushes, which means that the odds of the croc actually chasing after me if it fails to catch me by surprise is slim to none.
"maybe the hippo"
Which one won't kill me the fastest
"maybe the hippo"
Casual Geographic made me more afraid of hippos than any other animal, fuck that noise
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Anyone else think of the health problems Yoshi P has from carrying the corpse of Square Enix on his back .
Oh hell no. Keep those heartless bastards in Africa where they belong .
."Maybe the hippo"The tiger is unironically the answer. Provided they ain't that hungry, if they have no element of surprise, and you can keep yourself composed, they might just decide its not worth it. might.
The bear? It'll kill you, even if its in hibernation mode, if you stick around too long and it isn't used to your presence. The crocodile, unless it is fully fed will absolutely past-tense you.
The hippo?
Oh hell no
. Keep those heartless bastards in Africa where they belong .
Preach brother, preach
as long as the tiger ain't hungry it won't move.The tiger is unironically the answer. Provided they ain't that hungry, if they have no element of surprise, and you can keep yourself composed, they might just decide its not worth it. might.
The bear? It'll kill you, even if its in hibernation mode, if you stick around too long and it isn't used to your presence. The crocodile, unless it is fully fed will absolutely past-tense you.
The hippo?
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The rest will either treat you as a tree they can bump or prey it can play with hunger doesn't matter.
yep if it's say 100 years after Nardo and Sauce and the Bijuu are now totally unknown they could have a good premise for this kind of story they are having now.
Right now the only solution is Nardo and Sauce Jobbing when this two can just literally drop each half of the moon to solve any problem they currently have.
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"maybe the hippo"
Yes "MAYBE" you can survive 20 minutes with the strongest and most aggressive of those animals BY FAR!
But yeah the choice is the Tiger. If you're lucky enough to see it when it's just standing/sitting around, it's not hungry and you don't let it out of your sight, odds are that it's not gonna rush you head on. Just don't take your eyes off it whatever the fuck you do, because the next time you'll know where it is will be when it's already chewing on you.
Crocodile and Bear don't care as much if you see them coming and the Hippo is just a walking death machine for almost anything that isn't a Hippo that's stupid enough to wander in to its immediate vicinity.
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