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OBD Convo #36: The Orca Scrolls Academia

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The whole of Earth couldn't take out ONE of MOST if not all Pokemon, let alone a billion lions taking out one of EVERY Pokemon. ha
This one guy was like
"they could take out most of the basic forms"

My brother in christ, which fucking lion is gonna handle being set on fucking fire by a charmander or Magby?
 
This one guy was like
"they could take out most of the basic forms"

My brother in christ, which fucking lion is gonna handle being set on fucking fire by a charmander or Magby?
Or going to be able to damage a Geodude, a living ball of ROCK, or Gastly a fucking GHOST ball of gas?

Never mind the fact that pretty much all Pokemon can move faster than the eye and are stronger than anything on Earth to an absolutely ludicrous degree.

Pokemon would have a field day with 1 Billion Lions, they'd be like "Oh you mean I don't have to worry about being attacked by other creatures as strong or stronger than me, I just have to beat these chumps? Okay, cool!", it'd be like a vacation for them.
 
What are the lions gonna do when a random Machamp decides to drop a fucking mountain on them bro
the funniest thing was the guy going
"Well lion bites would be dark typing"
"Earthquake isnt that powerful because it doesnt hurt your player, your allies or the entire field"

shits fucking wild
 
This one guy was like
"they could take out most of the basic forms"

My brother in christ, which fucking lion is gonna handle being set on fucking fire by a charmander or Magby?
Maybe they think Magicarp.

Well if they can show a lion surviving getting splat by a 10 ton maybe.
 
the funniest thing was the guy going
"Well lion bites would be dark typing"
Let's just ignore that Dark Type attacks were special originally and ergo those bites weren't just normal bites.
"Earthquake isnt that powerful because it doesnt hurt your player, your allies or the entire field"
Show him the Fissure scene from episode 8 of the anime, and remind him that was done by a fucking Sandshrew. ha
 
Ah yes, game mechanics.
Team Rocket walks away from a lot of thing that would turn normal people to paste.
And so do Pokemon.
 
Lions: "Look guys it's just a cow, we can totally take this one."
Miltank uses Rollout...it's super effective.
Lions: OH GOD RUN!
Lions fail to escape.
 
the funniest thing was the guy going
"Well lion bites would be dark typing"
"Earthquake isnt that powerful because it doesnt hurt your player, your allies or the entire field"

shits fucking wild

Mach 2 pidgeot literally clears all of them out alone
 
Ya heard what happened to Tom Holland



I wonder if they have this on the Nintendo eShop cause I'd like to play it
 
Mach 2 pidgeot literally clears all of them out alone
he said that "the pokedex is true because its written by kids"

and its like
No its written by the professors. Where do people get the idea that the trainers are writing this. Did they think the professors became professors for NOT studying pokemon?
 
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