Yo while I was trying to take videos and shots of the sky for the North American Solar Eclipse here in the Tri-State Area earlier this afternoon past 3:30 PM...
Y'all have no idea how much I actually came THIS fucking close to nearly stepping on dog shit straight in the middle of the sidewalk near an empty site and field where an Armenian Senior Center or something used to be.
Thank God my good ass shoes just narrowly avoided it and escaped what would have been absolute dirt and bacteria stuck on its soles just in the nick of time.