The taunts of various Insect Warriors!

[Vermiform]

Beetle: Hit me, lets see whose shell is harder

Wasp: I'll stab you before you even hear the buzz

Ants: We fight for the Queen, but we die for our Sisters

Termites: We are the builders, you will crack against our walls

Assassin Bug: Now you see me, now you're dead

Mantis: Patience is a weapon, so are my forelegs

Cockroach: I've survived a thousand of you

Fly: You're full of shit, trust me I know

Strepsiptera: I may be twisted but I've got style

 

[Vermiform]

As for why there are no bees. Fuck bees.

 

[Vermiform]

@Trinity You speak of having trouble to focus and do what you like and here I am teasing myself with an idea for a bug world comic I've had since I was 6 and I'll prolly never get my ass to do

 

[Vermiform]

Bonus respect points to the poor soul to get the strepsiptera one's puns.

 

[Some Schlub]

As for why there are no bees. Fuck bees.

 

[Ruffles]

As for why there are no bees. Fuck bees.

It's hip to fuck bees

 

[Ruffles]

You've played right into my trap

 

[Ruffles]

Bonus respect points to the poor soul to get the strepsiptera one's puns.

Something tells me that they're not gonna take it anymore

 

[Vermiform]

My God you're Yami?

Wait... Yami why you be an ass to this old Swarm?

You've played right into my trap

On the contrary that was bait and you were a good fish indeed

Something tells me that they're not gonna take it anymore

Eh close, they are called twisted wing parasites but the style part is the true deep pun.

 

[jane]

i could easily crush all of these fools with my doc martens

 

[Vermiform]

i could easily crush all of these fools with my doc martens

They're regular sized insects fighting other insects though

I'm not big on regular insects getting sized up, sincere apologies to Them! which was the catalyst for all the big bug movies of the past.

 

[Ruffles]

Damn it

 

[Vermiform]

Damn it

Trusting bees gets you fucked.

 

[Vermiform]

@Some Schlub knows it oh so well.

 

[Ruffles]

Trusting bees gets you fucked.

You must be a wasp in disguise (also a W.A.S.P. possibly)

 

[Vermiform]

You must be a wasp in disguise (also a W.A.S.P. possibly)

If I'm supposed to be hiding being a human-sized insect I'm failing so fucking miserably

 

[jane]

 

[Vermiform]

Every morning I wake up in the same cursed situation with no end in sight and no way for me to change my destiny...

 

[Vermiform]

Joke aside I would betray the entire species for a nice sturdy exoskeleton.

 

[Ruffles]

If I'm supposed to be hiding being a human-sized insect I'm failing so fucking miserably

Don't try to deflect. It's obvious you're a wasp piloting a human mecha