This One's For The Phalley

[Yoshi]

Everyone! Lend me your energy so that we can revive the Phalley! Starting by making this thread really active and really long!

 

[Vermiform]

Weak.

You are weak.

 

[Nep Nep]

Make dis dick long

 

[jane]

Make dis dick long

long but not active. a cruel fate...

 

[Nep Nep]

long but not active. a cruel fate...

No monkey's paw allowed.

 

[Ral]

When this shit as dead as the backdoor to the actually Alley.

 

[Yoshi]

Weak.

You are weak.

I realize that. That's why I need your energy.

 

[Vermiform]

I realize that. That's why I need your energy.

I once oozed a drop of my energy in one of my grandma's house plants... it withered away faster than my prospects of owning an offspring.

 

[Everlong]

im doing my part!

 

[Aurelian]

The Phalley is fucking alive

 

[jane]

the phalley is fucking!!!

 

[Goth Boy]

The alley is dead forever
Forget about it

 

[Odd]

Wassup you bunch of big dicked internet users?

 

[Vermiform]

Wassup you bunch of big dicked internet users?

That's very dickist of you!

Some of us have small peepees... IT'S NOT A DISABILITY IT'S A HIDDEN ABILITY OK???

 

[Vermiform]

Event Design & Coordinator

So a pimp?

 

[Vermiform]

 

[Odd]

Event Design & Coordinator

So a pimp?

Your pimp to be precise, now get out there and shake that booty