i mentioned this as despite it having no notable armaments shown aside from the molecular cannon, the energy required to move an entire planet is absolutely insane, especially considering how fast the planets are being moved by these engines, as well as the fact that the Decepticons build these constantly across both the cartoon and the comicsFight or Flee
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the Decepticons turn Paradron into a warworld in a pretty short amount of time, all things considered
its impressive how quickly they can strip all the copper out of the planet![]()
i believe ive found the weight of a bucket wheel excavators wheel shovelA weakened Megatron is quite casually able to lift a dump truck and tear apart an excavator weighing over 13,000 tons.View attachment 1096
Oh shit, I’ve seen someone post those in discord years ago. Hilarious as fuck stuffNow, while I'm here, i have another insane thing from one of those silly transformers storybooks, as a sort of primer before i get into g1 cartoon stuff
in the storybook Satellite of Doom, Megatron lures a bunch of humans to mine diamonds or something and get rich, only to then enslave them to mine hundreds of tons of coal
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yeah he also shittalks soundwave in these books which is real funny
Megatron then does THIS:
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Megatron just nuked thousands of his own slaves with the biggest bomb ever in order to fuse their corpses with the coal and create a giant diamond
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he then uses this giant diamond to CHANNEL THE ENERGY OF THE SUN AND MELT THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS INTO OIL
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fortunately the autobots intercept the beam with a gigantic mirror and deflect it back into itself,
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causing it to explode and shatter the diamond with such force that it raised the tides on earth ten feet
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and then megatron skedaddles in a mole machine lmao
ignoring that the rocky mountains wouldnt melt into oil (lol), this plan is actually fucking horrifying and im actually surprised and almost impressed that megatron straight up just kills thousands of people in this kids book lmao
i wouldn't even be surprised at this point, these books seem off the railsOh shit, I’ve seen someone post those in discord years ago. Hilarious as fuck stuff
I think one of them has Prowl do super sus shit like it was IDW
reminds me in the Legends Anthology book Prowl covers up Optimus murdering an autobot by accident because Optimus’ pure image was too important for the information to get outOh shit, I’ve seen someone post those in discord years ago. Hilarious as fuck stuff
I think one of them has Prowl do super sus shit like it was IDW
i blame IDW for this, nothing about his original bio said the man was a war criminal lmaoreminds me in the Legends Anthology book Prowl covers up Optimus murdering an autobot by accident because Optimus’ pure image was too important for the information to get out
why is Prowl always written like this
the thing is legends was published before idw even got the licensei blame IDW for this, nothing about his original bio said the man was a war criminal lmao
fuck its over, prowl is never beating the allegationsthe thing is legends was published before idw even got the license![]()
Ah, that’s what I was thinking ofreminds me in the Legends Anthology book Prowl covers up Optimus murdering an autobot by accident because Optimus’ pure image was too important for the information to get out
why is Prowl always written like this