Uplifting quotes of the day
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"The true way to succeed is knocking yourself out before anyone else has the chance to make you fall down."
“What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us.”
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"
"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"
"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."
"I didn't do it!"
"She wasn't pregnant when I last saw her!"
"I'm not gay, women just don't get me hard enough."
"People who say pain is closer to pleasure were never circumcised."
"Pink is red for the weak."
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but at least your words can't hurt me as I bleed to death."
"There's no such thing as a wrong hole, just wrong results."
"If you need to justify your actions and lifestyle then you're neither convinced nor worthy of them yourself."
"She wasn't pregnant when I last saw her!"
"I'm not gay, women just don't get me hard enough."
"People who say pain is closer to pleasure were never circumcised."
"Pink is red for the weak."
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but at least your words can't hurt me as I bleed to death."
"There's no such thing as a wrong hole, just wrong results."
"If you need to justify your actions and lifestyle then you're neither convinced nor worthy of them yourself."
"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers."
In some extreme cases the person wakes up without any fingers.
"If you wanna get jiggy with it put a ring on it."
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule. - Buddha
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day. - Jesus, from the bible
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripdes (nuts, gottem)
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day. - Jesus, from the bible
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripdes (nuts, gottem)
"Sucking without swallowing is like drinking without pissing."
"The end is nigh."
HAAAARRYYYYYYY
Dwimmerlaik
Changer of Ways
"How's this for a headline? 'French Fries'"
Eat bass, smoke bass, and catch bass (but not in that order)
Heat, stink, and be hairy, for tomorrow we guy
Heat, stink, and be hairy, for tomorrow we guy
"When you wanna fuck somebody make sure you're not fucking just anybody."
"ASS!!!" - James Rolfe