CAMPAIGN DAY 1
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Day 1 has started. You have 24 hours. You may now post.
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Day 1 Vote Count
Ultra: Emil > Ral > Saber > Ral >
Emil: Saber > Ral
Illwei: Grammaton
Brad: Saber > Tempest
Ral: Saber > Ultra
Gad: Ral
Aurelian: Ultra > Ral >
Magic: Illwei
Grammaton: Saber
Tempest: Ral
Lethal: Brad
Boquise: Grammaton > Ral
Saber - Ral
Ral: 5
Tempest/Brad/Saber/Illwei/Ultra/Grammaton: 1
14 alive Maj is 8.
Got Around 4 hours 19 mins left
Ultra: Emil > Ral > Saber > Ral >
Emil: Saber > Ral
Illwei: Grammaton
Brad: Saber > Tempest
Ral: Saber > Ultra
Gad: Ral
Aurelian: Ultra > Ral >
Magic: Illwei
Grammaton: Saber
Tempest: Ral
Lethal: Brad
Boquise: Grammaton > Ral
Saber - Ral
Ral: 5
Tempest/Brad/Saber/Illwei/Ultra/Grammaton: 1
14 alive Maj is 8.
Got Around 4 hours 19 mins left
Around 3 hours 30 mins left.
Day 1 Vote Count
Ultra: Emil > Ral > Saber > Ral >
Emil: Saber > Ral
Illwei: Grammaton
Brad: Saber > Tempest
Ral: Saber > Ultra
Gad: Ral
Aurelian: Ultra > Ral >
Magic: Illwei
Grammaton: Saber
Tempest: Ral
Lethal: Brad
Boquise: Grammaton > Ral
Saber - Ral
Ral: 7
Tempest/Brad/Saber/Illwei/Ultra/Grammaton: 1
Please let me know if this is in any way incorrect.
Around 1 hour and 30 minutes left.
Day 1 Vote Count
Ultra: Emil > Ral > Saber > Ral
Emil: Saber > Ral > Illwei
Illwei: Grammaton > Ral
Brad: Saber > Tempest
Ral: Saber > Ultra
Gad: Ral
Aurelian: Ultra > Ral > Unvote
Magic: Illwei
Grammaton: Saber
Tempest: Ral
Lethal: Brad
Boquise: Grammaton > Ral
Saber - Ral
Bradland: Ral
Ral: 8
Illwei: 2
Tempest/Brad/Illwei/Ultra/Grammaton: 1
Please let me know if this is in any way incorrect.
@Ultra
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CAMPAIGN DAY 1:
After finding a loophole to become Vice President a third time, Selina has clearly found herself craving more and Tom James abhors this. Every waking moment and every waking hour Selina exists, his mouth fills with a bitter taste of radioactive fury. "The fact you're in this campaign is astonishing. I mean truly, absolutely bloody astounding. It really is quite surprising considering you are the biggest **** currently occupying a space in this country and Earth."
Selina glares at him, a glint of revulsion in her eyes. "Have it your way, you thirsty, stomach-churning fuck." She is already dry as the Sahara desert just looking at Tom.
Selina walks out abruptly, heading toward her office. Amy and Kent stand behind Selina, closely watching her in silence. She is filled with a towering, overwhelming, sweltering rage. Kent does not pick up on this even slightly.
"Madame President, might I suggest 24 more hours to--" Kent says.
"Watch Tom squirm?"
"That is not the descriptor I would use. It would be an approximate one. In essence, yes. If my estimation is correct, the more time we have to discuss campaign strategy would be optimal."
"Have Amy and Will notify the crooked, backstabbing bastard then get the fuck out of my office. I don't need a talking roomba in here."
Ral was...
TOM JAMES
"Y'know, I could kick over chairs and scream "How in the risen fuck did this happen?" What's the point? It's done. I say we move on. Together, the Magnificent Seven!"
Godpresident candidate (Godfather)
Go back to the Shire, you fucking moonfaced hobbit: You are the impending Godpresident. Well, you hope you are. Alas, until you win the election, you don't get any of the perks of being the godpresident. Thus, you have no immunities.
Win condition: You win when all threats to your campaign have been eliminated.
NIGHT TALK HAS BEEN ENABLED. You may talk in this thread for another 24 hours.
After finding a loophole to become Vice President a third time, Selina has clearly found herself craving more and Tom James abhors this. Every waking moment and every waking hour Selina exists, his mouth fills with a bitter taste of radioactive fury. "The fact you're in this campaign is astonishing. I mean truly, absolutely bloody astounding. It really is quite surprising considering you are the biggest **** currently occupying a space in this country and Earth."
Selina glares at him, a glint of revulsion in her eyes. "Have it your way, you thirsty, stomach-churning fuck." She is already dry as the Sahara desert just looking at Tom.
Selina walks out abruptly, heading toward her office. Amy and Kent stand behind Selina, closely watching her in silence. She is filled with a towering, overwhelming, sweltering rage. Kent does not pick up on this even slightly.
"Madame President, might I suggest 24 more hours to--" Kent says.
"Watch Tom squirm?"
"That is not the descriptor I would use. It would be an approximate one. In essence, yes. If my estimation is correct, the more time we have to discuss campaign strategy would be optimal."
"Have Amy and Will notify the crooked, backstabbing bastard then get the fuck out of my office. I don't need a talking roomba in here."
Ral was...
TOM JAMES
"Y'know, I could kick over chairs and scream "How in the risen fuck did this happen?" What's the point? It's done. I say we move on. Together, the Magnificent Seven!"
Godpresident candidate (Godfather)
Go back to the Shire, you fucking moonfaced hobbit: You are the impending Godpresident. Well, you hope you are. Alas, until you win the election, you don't get any of the perks of being the godpresident. Thus, you have no immunities.
Win condition: You win when all threats to your campaign have been eliminated.
NIGHT TALK HAS BEEN ENABLED. You may talk in this thread for another 24 hours.
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End of Night 1
Illwei has been killed...
MIKE MCLINKTOCK
Mike, you fucking jagoff!
You are Mike McLintock. ....Yikes.
Undressing you with my eyes — Your only power is growing your gay little mustache. And vote.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Day 2. With 12 alive, it is 7 for majority. You have 24 hours.
Illwei has been killed...
MIKE MCLINKTOCK
Mike, you fucking jagoff!
You are Mike McLintock. ....Yikes.
Undressing you with my eyes — Your only power is growing your gay little mustache. And vote.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Day 2. With 12 alive, it is 7 for majority. You have 24 hours.
@Hans Tweetenberg has subbed in for @Saber
Day 2 VC 1
Ultra: Boq
Tweet: Magic > Aurelian > Nibel
Tempest: Boq
Brad: Gram
Gram: Nibel
Gadlock: Nibel
Lethal: Tempest
Nibel: 3
Boquise: 2
Gram/Tempest: 1
Ultra: Boq
Tweet: Magic > Aurelian > Nibel
Tempest: Boq
Brad: Gram
Gram: Nibel
Gadlock: Nibel
Lethal: Tempest
Nibel: 3
Boquise: 2
Gram/Tempest: 1
If there has been an error, please point it out.
End of Day 2
Ultra: Boq
Tweet: Magic > Aurelian > Nibel > Boq
Tempest: Boq > Boq
Brad: Gram
Gram: Boq
Gadlock: Nibel > Boq
Lethal: Tempest
Aurelian: Boq
Ekko: Gram
Nibel: Boq
Boquise: 7
Gram: 2
Tempest: 1
Boquise was lynched…
It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours or until all actions have been submitted.
Ultra: Boq
Tweet: Magic > Aurelian > Nibel > Boq
Tempest: Boq > Boq
Brad: Gram
Gram: Boq
Gadlock: Nibel > Boq
Lethal: Tempest
Aurelian: Boq
Ekko: Gram
Nibel: Boq
Boquise: 7
Gram: 2
Tempest: 1
Boquise was lynched…
1-shot lyncher + 1-shot BP
ROGER FURLONG
"I've read the speech, so my friends here--oh, sorry. Guys, this is the military industrial complex. Military industrial complex, these are the president's flying monkeys."
Fireant-filled condom in a truck stop glory hole —You win if you are alive and Will is eliminated via vote.
Putting a baby in her polyp festival of a uterus —You are 1-shot BP. Pew pew, fucksticks.
Win condition: You win when Will has been lynched and you are alive at the end of the game.
ROGER FURLONG
"I've read the speech, so my friends here--oh, sorry. Guys, this is the military industrial complex. Military industrial complex, these are the president's flying monkeys."
Fireant-filled condom in a truck stop glory hole —You win if you are alive and Will is eliminated via vote.
Putting a baby in her polyp festival of a uterus —You are 1-shot BP. Pew pew, fucksticks.
Win condition: You win when Will has been lynched and you are alive at the end of the game.
It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours or until all actions have been submitted.
Night 2 ends. Day 3 begins.
"We lost another one, Ben just got flagged for corruption. There's no way we can win this campaign." Dan Egan remains in his chair. He imagines Ben taking another swig from his thermos. He imagines him savoring the taste almost as much as Selina savors the taste of winning.
"The reduction of ballots is imminent as long as Madame Vice President keeps trending down. The numbers are never falsified. They cannot be." Kent says, not impacted by these events in the slightest.
"Thank you, Deepthought." Selina says.
"My name is Kent, ma'am."
"Someone explain it to him." Selina walks toward the corner of the room. Selina slams her fists on her table with such fury Gary yips.
"If you people don't get your shit together I'm going to pull the plug on you like I did my own mother."
Lethal was...
With 10 alive, it’s 6 for majority. You have 48 hours.
You may now post.
"We lost another one, Ben just got flagged for corruption. There's no way we can win this campaign." Dan Egan remains in his chair. He imagines Ben taking another swig from his thermos. He imagines him savoring the taste almost as much as Selina savors the taste of winning.
"The reduction of ballots is imminent as long as Madame Vice President keeps trending down. The numbers are never falsified. They cannot be." Kent says, not impacted by these events in the slightest.
"Thank you, Deepthought." Selina says.
"My name is Kent, ma'am."
"Someone explain it to him." Selina walks toward the corner of the room. Selina slams her fists on her table with such fury Gary yips.
"If you people don't get your shit together I'm going to pull the plug on you like I did my own mother."
Lethal was...
2-shot watcher:
BEN CAFFERTY
Oh no, that's a fucking wire brush to my hemorrhoids.
2-shot Watcher
Skin you like a squirrel — You may watch a player of your choosing. Unless the alcohol hits before you can comprehend what a target even is.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
BEN CAFFERTY
Oh no, that's a fucking wire brush to my hemorrhoids.
2-shot Watcher
Skin you like a squirrel — You may watch a player of your choosing. Unless the alcohol hits before you can comprehend what a target even is.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
With 10 alive, it’s 6 for majority. You have 48 hours.
You may now post.
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Day 3 Vote Count
Ekko: Gram > Rugrat
Ultra: Rugrat > Gram > Rugrat
Had: Rugrat
Tempest: Rugrat
Gram: Nibel
Rugrat: Nibel
Tweet: Nibel > Tempest
Aurelian: Nibel
Nibel: Aurelian
Rugrat: 4
Nibel: 3
Aurelian/Tempest: 1
With 10 alive, it’s 6 to lynch. You have 21 hours remaining.
Ekko: Gram > Rugrat
Ultra: Rugrat > Gram > Rugrat
Had: Rugrat
Tempest: Rugrat
Gram: Nibel
Rugrat: Nibel
Tweet: Nibel > Tempest
Aurelian: Nibel
Nibel: Aurelian
Rugrat: 4
Nibel: 3
Aurelian/Tempest: 1
With 10 alive, it’s 6 to lynch. You have 21 hours remaining.
Final Day 3 Vote Count
Ekko: Gram > Rugrat > Tempest
Ultra: Rugrat > Gram > Rugrat > Rugrat
Had: Rugrat
Tempest: Rugrat
Gram: Nibel > Ultra
Rugrat: Nibel
Tweet: Nibel > Tempest > Rugrat
Aurelian: Nibel > Rugrat
Nibel: Aurelian > Rugrat
Rugrat: 6
Nibel: 1
Tempest: 1
Ultra: 1
Rugrat has been lynched...
GARY WALSH
It's White City. We couldn't afford Lynch City.
Selina Meyers Campaign Supporter
Your only power is your vote and disposing of the vice president's used tissues in a clandestine fashion. And it is your honor.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 3. You have 16 hours or until all roles are submitted.
Ekko: Gram > Rugrat > Tempest
Ultra: Rugrat > Gram > Rugrat > Rugrat
Had: Rugrat
Tempest: Rugrat
Gram: Nibel > Ultra
Rugrat: Nibel
Tweet: Nibel > Tempest > Rugrat
Aurelian: Nibel > Rugrat
Nibel: Aurelian > Rugrat
Rugrat: 6
Nibel: 1
Tempest: 1
Ultra: 1
Rugrat has been lynched...
GARY WALSH
It's White City. We couldn't afford Lynch City.
Selina Meyers Campaign Supporter
Your only power is your vote and disposing of the vice president's used tissues in a clandestine fashion. And it is your honor.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 3. You have 16 hours or until all roles are submitted.
The room is stale, quiet. They look at one another and understand what their next step is: tweaking the votes ever so slightly even further.
Dan Egan rubs his forehead and sighs. "We've officially gotten desperate enough to use this shit, haven't we?"
"I don't see you suggesting any other options, Dan." Selina says.
"We shoul-"
"Don't care."
"Yes ma'am."
"Out of my fucking office."
"Yes ma'am."
"Oh, and Dan? When you walk out of here, walk like the little neutered puppy you are."
Ekko has been killed. He was....
Kent Davidson
"Ma'am, child care? Children are of no value. Forget child care."
"Children are vital, Kenny Rogers. We're not all planning to die alone like you."
Ne-vah-dah — In an intriguing twist of events, it appears you're of no value to Selina. Because of this, your only power is your vote.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign are eliminated.
Due to inactivity, Magic has been modkilled.
He was:
DAN EGAN
Yeah, I think you're forgetting something, Amy, is that I still had sex with your sister, so... Good night, have a pleasant evening, and I had sex with your sister.
Abortiando — You are a civilian, which means you have a vote or something. I don't know. Try not to fuck whatever moves.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
With 7 alive, it's 4 for majority.
It is now Day 4. You have 48 hours to discuss.
It is now Day 4. You have 48 hours to discuss.
Day 4 Vote Count
Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Unvote > Tweet
Aurelian: Nibel
Gad: Nibel
Gram: Ultra
Tweet: Ultra
Nibel: Gad
Nibel: 2
Ultra: 2
Tweet: 1
Gad: 1
With 7 alive, it’s 4 to lynch.
Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Unvote > Tweet
Aurelian: Nibel
Gad: Nibel
Gram: Ultra
Tweet: Ultra
Nibel: Gad
Nibel: 2
Ultra: 2
Tweet: 1
Gad: 1
With 7 alive, it’s 4 to lynch.
End of Day 4 Vote Count
Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Tweet > Tweet > Gram > Nibel > Tempest
Aurelian: Nibel > Tweet > Gram > Tempest
Gad: Nibel > Tempest
Gram: Ultra > Tempest
Tweet: Ultra > Tempest
Nibel: Gad
Tempest: Tweet > Tweet >
Gad: 1
Tempest: 4
Tempest has been lynched....
SELINA MEYERS
If one person mentions Tom James to me, I'm gonna go piss in that punch bowl.
You are Selina Meyers. You are the backbone of this campaign.
The incompetence of this office is stag-ger-ing — Your only power is your vote. Until that glassfucker backs down you're going to finish this campaign and win it the old fashioned way. Through guilt. As a woman.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 4. You have 18 hours or until all actions are submitted. Will get it turned around fairly quickly IF possible.
Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Tweet > Tweet > Gram > Nibel > Tempest
Aurelian: Nibel > Tweet > Gram > Tempest
Gad: Nibel > Tempest
Gram: Ultra > Tempest
Tweet: Ultra > Tempest
Nibel: Gad
Tempest: Tweet > Tweet >
Gad: 1
Tempest: 4
Tempest has been lynched....
SELINA MEYERS
If one person mentions Tom James to me, I'm gonna go piss in that punch bowl.
You are Selina Meyers. You are the backbone of this campaign.
The incompetence of this office is stag-ger-ing — Your only power is your vote. Until that glassfucker backs down you're going to finish this campaign and win it the old fashioned way. Through guilt. As a woman.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 4. You have 18 hours or until all actions are submitted. Will get it turned around fairly quickly IF possible.
Start of Day 5
"I teabagged her coffee." Jonah says. "Selina can suck our fat dicks, son."
Bill Ericson says nothing.
Tom James stops what he's doing. His mouth is agape and he's frozen in horror. "...You did what?"
"I thought that that's what you said. Dip 'em, sip 'em.'" Jonah answers, nonchalantly.
"Oh you stupid, stupid man. You stupid, sorry man." His bête noire obliviously stands before him. Tom decides to let this go and instead relish in the image of Selina's face wrinkling up in revulsion over how weird the coffee tastes. "You magnificent, sorry man."
It is as if Selina has superhearing. She walks in red as an apple, seething, her lackeys standing behind her.
"I'd rather have to compete with Montez than the equivalent of a gaping, rotting rectum. Stay in your fucking lane, Tom. I don't know who in the blue fuck you think you are." She signals to Jonah to move alongside her as she exits the office. The TV blares. She bangs her fists on the table. "Fuck me!" She rushes out, everyone following behind her attempting to compose themselves at the roaring fire standing before them.
The room is suddenly cold.
"Does she know?" Bill asks.
"She lost two more on her campaign." Tom answers. "Oh, you mean the miscreant's testicular flavored tea? No, I don't believe so."
They exchange a look not of contempt but satisfaction.
Tweet has been killed. He was...
"I teabagged her coffee." Jonah says. "Selina can suck our fat dicks, son."
Bill Ericson says nothing.
Tom James stops what he's doing. His mouth is agape and he's frozen in horror. "...You did what?"
"I thought that that's what you said. Dip 'em, sip 'em.'" Jonah answers, nonchalantly.
"Oh you stupid, stupid man. You stupid, sorry man." His bête noire obliviously stands before him. Tom decides to let this go and instead relish in the image of Selina's face wrinkling up in revulsion over how weird the coffee tastes. "You magnificent, sorry man."
It is as if Selina has superhearing. She walks in red as an apple, seething, her lackeys standing behind her.
"I'd rather have to compete with Montez than the equivalent of a gaping, rotting rectum. Stay in your fucking lane, Tom. I don't know who in the blue fuck you think you are." She signals to Jonah to move alongside her as she exits the office. The TV blares. She bangs her fists on the table. "Fuck me!" She rushes out, everyone following behind her attempting to compose themselves at the roaring fire standing before them.
The room is suddenly cold.
"Does she know?" Bill asks.
"She lost two more on her campaign." Tom answers. "Oh, you mean the miscreant's testicular flavored tea? No, I don't believe so."
They exchange a look not of contempt but satisfaction.
Tweet has been killed. He was...
Doctor
Richard Splett
My pen's just out of ink. I'm gonna scratch it into the paper and then kind of go back over and trace over and see what I wrote before, like in a suspense movie.
You can e-mail me at [email protected] — You can protect a player of your choosing two times.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.
You have 48 hours to discuss. 3 for majority.
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Day 5 Vote Count
Ultra: Gad
Gad: Nibel
Nibel: Gad
Gram: Gad
Gad: 3
Nibel: 1
Gad has been lynched...
JONAH RYAN
"You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan? You haven't even seen the start of Jonah Ryan! I'm leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin."
1-shot Strongman
Dildo croissant: Once in the game at Night, if no other member of the Tom James' campaign is performing the factional kill action, you may target a player of your choice. Assuming no interference with your action, you will perform the factional kill. This action cannot be blocked or protected from. Try not to fuck this up.
PS. This is just a reminder to know your place, you asinine rapist fuckmonkey. –Congressman Furlong
Win condition: You win when all threats to Tom Jones's campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 5. You have 12 hours or until all actions are submitted.
Ultra: Gad
Gad: Nibel
Nibel: Gad
Gram: Gad
Gad: 3
Nibel: 1
Gad has been lynched...
JONAH RYAN
"You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan? You haven't even seen the start of Jonah Ryan! I'm leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin."
1-shot Strongman
Dildo croissant: Once in the game at Night, if no other member of the Tom James' campaign is performing the factional kill action, you may target a player of your choice. Assuming no interference with your action, you will perform the factional kill. This action cannot be blocked or protected from. Try not to fuck this up.
PS. This is just a reminder to know your place, you asinine rapist fuckmonkey. –Congressman Furlong
Win condition: You win when all threats to Tom Jones's campaign have been eliminated.
It is now Night 5. You have 12 hours or until all actions are submitted.
Night 5
Ultra was killed…
Amy Brookheimer
I have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog's cushion. But no more! You have made it impossible to do this job. You have two settings--no decision and bad decision. I wouldn't let you run a bath without having the Coast Guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running America. You are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery! I've had enough. I'm gone.
Set a reminder to freeze my eggs — You only have a vote. Every day Selina tempts you to vote Tom James out of spite and every day that temptation draws nearer. But this was what you've chosen to do. You've chosen to continuously punish yourself.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign are eliminated.
It is now Day 6. With 3 alive, it’s 2 for majority. You have 48 hours
Ultra was killed…
Amy Brookheimer
I have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog's cushion. But no more! You have made it impossible to do this job. You have two settings--no decision and bad decision. I wouldn't let you run a bath without having the Coast Guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running America. You are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery! I've had enough. I'm gone.
Set a reminder to freeze my eggs — You only have a vote. Every day Selina tempts you to vote Tom James out of spite and every day that temptation draws nearer. But this was what you've chosen to do. You've chosen to continuously punish yourself.
Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign are eliminated.
It is now Day 6. With 3 alive, it’s 2 for majority. You have 48 hours
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