Who am I?

[Ruffles]

Does anyone know?
Can you explain it to me?

I just woke up in an alleyway and I can't find my wallet so no ID. Is ruffles actually my name?
What would I normally do in this situation??

 

[Ral]

You were the previous owner of this forum before myself and a few others overthrew you in an act of mutiny! This was due to the fact that you would always skimp on the toaster struddles and we weren't with it.

Now you are but a simple shitposter

 

[Ruffles]

Woah
Do they still make those?

 

[Chairman Nibel]

You are Human being according to my scanner. Sorry, but we do not accept humans here. You are only a citizen of 2nd rank. You have 1 hour to leave or we'll launch an annihilation program on your person.

 

[Ruffles]

You are Human being

This is my first time hearing of this
Are you sure?

 

[Chairman Nibel]

This is my first time hearing of this
Are you sure?

It seems like it was an error. You are glitched in another universe, you went from yours to ours. Your memory lost was probably caused by the process. The universe you come from is classified as Universe H-zbhry587-b while our universe is classified as Universe H-zbhry587-a, but we call it Jufreya. We called the Spacial and Time Emergency Services and according to them, your universe is stuck to our universe. Please, refer to the following image :

I'll send a team to fix the issue.

 

[Ruffles]

Ah okay
Thank you

 

[Goth Boy]

Hi

 

[Ruffles]

Hi

hi

 

[King of time]

You is evil like ral

 

[Ruffles]

You is evil like ral

Based on the feedback I've received so far I think I'm evil in a different and much cooler way than Ral

 

[Ruffles]

Ral disagrees, but you should keep in mind that he is wrong

 

[jane]

you should call your bank and unfreeze your account so i can keep using your debit card

 

[Ruffles]

you should call your bank and unfreeze your account so i can keep using your debit card

I have a debit card?
No wait
I had a debit card?

 

[Ral]

I have a debit card?
No wait
I had a debit card?

And a credit card too, apparently.

 

[Ruffles]

And a credit card too, apparently.

No I actually have two right now that I found in the inside pocket on my jacket
They have different names on them though
Am I Miranda Foley or... Bill Clinton
That one sounds familiar, I guess that's mine

 

[Ral]

No I actually have two right now that I found in the inside pocket on my jacket
They have different names on them though
Am I Miranda Foley or... Bill Clinton
That one sounds familiar, I guess that's mine

Tbh I think the second one is mine, my bad.

 

[jane]

I have a debit card?
No wait
I had a debit card?

yes and you would always buy me things with it

 

[Ruffles]

yes and you would always buy me things with it

Do you know where it is?

 

[jane]

Do you know where it is?

yeah