Calc Make way, cannon fodder! Who the hell do you think he is!? (TTGL)

As overrated as he is, Kamina was a fucking man.

Gonna calc how man he really is.

When he thinks Kamina's dead, Simon takes Dai-Gunzan to the top of the nearest volcano.

Simon, who the hell do you think you are? Your drill is the drill that will break through the heavens and onto tomorrow. What are you sitting here dawdling for? We've won, Kid!

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In a previous calc, I got the tip of Dai-Gunzan's dick pelvic blade to be 43.6m.

(43.6/158.9)285=78.2m

That's for the approximate width of the crater of the volcano.

The magma of our soul burns with a mighty flame! Who the hell do you think we are!?

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Now for the volume of the erupted lava.

(78.2/95)195=160.52m

(78.2/95)601=494.72m

vcone=(1/3)pi*r^2*h
v=(1/3)pi*(494.72/2)^2*160.52
v=10285294m^3

http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/1999-11/943417499.Es.r.html

Apparently lava is primarily basalt

Well according to that link, the density is 2600kg/m^3.

m=v*rho
m=10285294*2600
m=26741764400kg

The magma reaches at least this height in 3 frames for a frame-rate of 30fps. That gives us a time-frame of .1s.

Center of mass is a third of the height away from the base, right? That would make it two thirds of our height because the cone is upside-down.

(160.52(2/3))/.1=1070.13m/s

KE=.5mv^2
KE=.5(26741764400)1070.13^2
KE=15312043036175949.18J

or about 3.66 megatons.

Listen close, Simon. Never forget. Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself!

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Cue first ever Giga...Drill...BREAKER!

Later, buddy...

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That day, we lost something that could never be replaced.

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