Calc Rock Wizard's meteor drop (Adventure Time)

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So Finn and Jake crash the Wizard Battle to keep Ice King from smooching Peebles. They run into Rock Wizard during the fight and he drops a few meteors on them and Abrakadaniel.

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Finn's 14th birthday was a few episodes before this, so I'll use average height for a 14-year-old, which happens to be 1.6m.

(1.6/375)123=0.5248m

So Finn's head is a bit more than half a meter wide.

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(.5248/76.5)350=2.4m

vsphere=(4/3)pi*r^3
v=(4/3)pi*1.2^3
v=7.24m^3

The thing's pretty black, so maybe density for obsidian? :hmm

That's 2340kg/m^3, apparently.

m=v*rho
m=7.24(2340)
m=16941.6kg

IIRC, minimum impact velocity is 11km/s.

Jake dodges one of these guys from roughly a meter.

Also, Abrakadaniel is actually under the one that I scaled, so...

KE=.5mv^2
KE=.5(16941.6)11000^2
KE=1024966800000J

or about 245 tons of TNT.

Abrakadaniel's a fucking scrub.

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