Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Stocking Anarchy]

this is just straight up their opinion lol you can use this argument to downplay any series you dislike. No action series with higher end feats thus far is 100% consistent. Anyone could easily just say "no theyre not" and their view would be equally as valid as his.

They do infact do this to downplay any series. Just look at how any series magic system and all the effort the writer(s) put into making the rules of their world make sense gets thrown out the window every time because 'the word "magic."

It's sort of an insult to the creators to assume they're this lazy.

Guts (Berserk) vs Miraak (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

That meme is like peak shitty Elder Scrolls debating (and spelling). When some random citizen disproves existence of an army as a whole Khajitt gets high to infinitely overpopulate an infinite plane of existence with cats And a Daedric Prince rains cheeses everywhere Name one time an...

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Mhm, sure..

...Just from the way this was written I could tell this was Mook.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

They do infact do this to downplay any series. Just look at how any series magic system and all the effort the writer(s) put into making the rules of their world make sense gets thrown out the window every time because 'the word "magic."

It's sort of an insult to the creators to assume they're this lazy.

...Just from the way this was written I could tell this was Mook.

bro is picking and choosing what sources are "valid" you never get anywhere with that kind of person

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

bro is picking and choosing what sources are "valid" you never get anywhere with that kind of person

One of the reasons I've stopped debating on SB. They've already made up their minds and no amount of mere facts is going to change that.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

They do infact do this to downplay any series. Just look at how any series magic system and all the effort the writer(s) put into making the rules of their world make sense gets thrown out the window every time because 'the word "magic."

It's sort of an insult to the creators to assume they're this lazy.

They do this with Black Clover all the time despite the series outright saying that it legit creates the elements/concepts they use for their magic at all times...

 

[Masterblack06]

Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

For this match Contessa will be taking on 20 unmanned Metal Gear Rays. The ones deployed against Raiden in Arsenal Gear. Fight takes place in Arsenal Gear. Contessa has access to a fully loaded Glock 19, and a Stinger with infinite self replenishing missiles. Round 1: The Rays will fight her...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

For this match Contessa will be taking on 20 unmanned Metal Gear Rays. The ones deployed against Raiden in Arsenal Gear. Fight takes place in Arsenal Gear. Contessa has access to a fully loaded Glock 19, and a Stinger with infinite self replenishing missiles. Round 1: The Rays will fight her...

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Bruh, they know this is not how PTV works, what the fuck?!

 

[OtherGalaxy]

One of the reasons I've stopped debating on SB. They've already made up their minds and no amount of mere facts is going to change that.

always reminds me of this incredibly weird thread

Challenging Unicron and Primus as multiversal

So for the longest time I've seen it asserted on numerous forums and wikis that Unicron and Primus are mutliverse busters. And yet, as a Transformers fan for over 25 years, I've never seen anything approaching this level of power from either. I've never seen a cartoon, comic, manga or even toy...

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I'm not looking for the dubious Unicron singularity or Great Black Hole. That may have been multiversal in reach but it would have taken a decent amount of time to have actually destroyed the multiverse. On top of that, it's not even a feat of Unicron's, rather a result of throwing off the balance of order and chaos, as illustrated by the fact that it pulled other Unicrons into it. It's not a feat of Unicron and is a result of him being destroyed.

I'm also not accepting the scan of the FunPub comic in which the Star Saber is said to be able to collapse the multiversal stack. Firstly because it's dubious as that power level may very well only be capable if tainted by evil according to the writing, as the Star Saber is normally star-level.

like yeah bro if you just actually reject reliable statements and on-panel evidence they're not multiversal

(He also isn't even right, the star saber that can destroy stars is a completely different sword, and Unicron(s) were chilling at the center of the singularity so they'd be multiversal by default for passively tanking it)

also

Also, Unicron has officially been defeated by the Thirteen, which is the entire premise of how he became the Earth's core in Transformers: Prime. He got his ass stomped and his comatose body was sent drifting through space collecting debris and becoming Earth. Lastly, the Star Saber wasn't made by Primus, but by Solus Prime with her magic Forge. It's not a good assumption that just because the Thirteen Primes were made by Primus that Unicron and Primus are easily scalable to them and their artifacts.

idk how this guy is a transformers fan for 25 years, almost as long as I've been alive, and wasn't aware that none of this is even canon to the original material and had to be merged with the main continuity near the end of a storyline, among other issues with this claim.

 

[Masterblack06]

Bruh, they know this is not how PTV works, what the fuck?!

man they think turning contessa could ask ptv for a way to follow Tooru without thinking despite that not being how The Wonder of U even works. Its not just a thought based thing, but also an action based thing. Following him without thinking is still following and your ass is gonna get rained on and killed

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

man they think turning contessa could ask ptv for a way to follow Tooru without thinking despite that not being how The Wonder of U even works. Its not just a thought based thing, but also an action based thing. Following him without thinking is still following and your ass is gonna get rained on and killed

I don't even know how someone can say that seriously when we have seen even THINKING of pursuing Tooru is enough for Wonder of U to immediately start trying to murder you.

 

[Paxton]

read some analysis today that made me change my mind on Tooru being shittily written so I've decided he wins now

Might have to send that my way

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Tolkien First Age Elves vs Warhammer Fantasy

Hmm. While Tolkien's quintessential Elves are quite strong in the context of a medieval setting, I think the Warhammer Fantasy side would easily win. They have better feats of magic, strength, speed, and technology. Nah, I can pretty much guarantee they aren't that fast. Cue the daily reminder...

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[OtherGalaxy]

Might have to send that my way

jojolion is wild, even by araki standards

 

[Paxton]

So remind me, Wonder of U would basically be classified as fate/probability manipulation right?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

yeah basically

it's the opposite of Love Train without the dimensional wall protecting him

 

[Paxton]

I wonder how Wonder of U would interact with Accelerator...

 

[Paxton]

Composite Jojo vs Composite Belmonts

Both sides have everything available Both sides have no knowledge of other side 10 meters apart Fight to the death No Moral

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If only SB had Castlevania at above subsonic building level...

 

[Masterblack06]

I wonder how Wonder of U would interact with Accelerator...

make him trip on a rock and absolutely shatter his fucking spine on the ground for no reason

Hell it make someone bumping into a table break their entire leg

 

[Mr.OMG]

I wonder how Wonder of U would interact with Accelerator...

I'm more interested in how it will interact with Karen's ability from Simple Survey.

 

[Paxton]

make him trip on a rock and absolutely shatter his fucking spine on the ground for no reason

Hell it make someone bumping into a table break their entire leg

See that's what I initially thought, but the way Esper powers work at their core sort of... hard counters WoU?
At least those on Accelerator's level.

@Mr.OMG probably knows what I'm talking about

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Composite Jojo vs Composite Belmonts

Both sides have everything available Both sides have no knowledge of other side 10 meters apart Fight to the death No Moral

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If only SB had Castlevania at above subsonic building level...

I gotta read through Jorge Joestar but Castlevania probably wins, Soma is a bit outside GER's cap