Frinckles
Paramount
my club is losing to fucking luton town I have no patience for any of this

I have a bit typed up on my computer but I'm going to the store now. Since I that's likely insufficient for you I can offer a TLDR/Sparknotes:
Part 1 was magic sussy then he say go away and I say why you do this then i thonk whether he town meta
part 2 was me drunk and ultra controlling town me scared but probably just drunk
part 3 involved a tale of arctic critters and a funny theory about whether they're aligned