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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Darth Nihilus

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I don't know if he'd be the weakest but Sandman would be the opponent Darth Vader dreads the most.
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In all seriousness, Kitty Pryde would be the weakest hero who can beat Vader. Other than her ability to phase she's just a fit human who knows martial arts and ninja skills. But all she has to do is phase through Vader and all of his cybernetics, including systems keeping him alive, would be shorted out.

And Vader has never demonstrated the ability to telekinetically affect things that are phased with the Force, so he wouldn't be able to harm her.

To all Star Wars experts, scalers, and debaters here: Is this statement even remotely accurate?
 

Cryso Agori

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Camp Half-Blood alone would stomp the wizarding world. Wizards are normal humans, and unless you are an enforcer against the dark arts not many have actual combat experience, Hogwarts for example is simply filled with normal kids without magic.

Halfbloods are superhuman, regularly use and injure themselves with weapons that can cut through steel like butter and can kill most beings or extremely debilitate with a nick (during the Demigods v Magicians crossover Carter getting cut by Percy's Riptide causes him to collapse in pain and throw up) even a tiny cut from a celestial bronze weapon would take out a wizard, and Stygian Iron can soul suck. Have innate resistances to magic, and have even better magic, and some even being able to manipulate the mist.

And while half-bloods usually fight alone and solo, they do have an understanding of army and war tactics, playing war games and fighting superhuman monsters in teams. So despite being younger they have way more actual experience.

Camp Jupiter is just overkill cause now your putting an actual trained army with way more numbers in the mix.
 
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Camp Half-Blood alone would stomp the wizarding world. Wizards are normal humans, and unless you are an enforcer against the dark arts not many have actual combat experience, Hogwarts for example is simply filled with normal kids without magic.

Halfbloods are superhuman, regularly use weapons that can cut through steel like butter and can kill most beings or extremely debilitate with a nick (during the Demigods v Magicians crossover Carter getting cut by Percy's Riptide causes him to collapse in pain and throw up) even a tiny cut from a celestial bronze weapon would take out a wizard, and Stygian Iron can soul suck. Have innate resistances to magic, and have even better magic, and some even being able to manipulate the mist.

And while half-bloods usually fight alone and solo, they do have an understanding of army and war tactics, playing war games and fighting superhuman monsters in teams. So despite being younger they have way more actual experience.

Camp Jupiter is just overkill cause now your putting an actual trained army with way more numbers in the mix.

To be fair, Harry Potter Wizards tend to have inhuman damage soak for whatever reason(Harry can fall a good number of meters down in a Quidditch Match and only his leg is broken and he barely reacts to it or when Fred gets slashed by a Werewolf to the face and while he is down, it's like it barely matters otherwise) but outside of that, they aren't really these insanely superhuman god wizards SB loves to consistently state them as.

They are pretty much everything people bitch about Nasuverse Mages for except even more lazy, supremacist and downright ignorant of everything that isn't the Wizarding World. And for what? The ability to Apparate which literally makes a loud as fuck noise when they appear? The fact that most Wizards need a Portkey and knowledge of where they are going unless they will end up killing themselves in a failed Apparation? The fact they believe you can just use Fiendfyre because Crabbe or Goyle(depending on the version) learned how to do it, means anyone can learn how(When that wasn't why Hermione was surprised he knew it)?

They would be dead before they knew what happened.
 

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This nigga thought of the words he wanted to type, he typed the words down, he most obviously gave them a look over and a final thought before pressing send... and not a single time did this motherfucker think what he wrote is beyond fucking stupid.

Like fuck the literal next post believing that ORT can somehow get bodied by Empty Void and Cosmic Garou(lmfao), I legit have to fucking ask this question:
If we can only apply shit to real life to fiction as long as that fiction 100% analogous to real life, then what the fuck is the point of VS. debates?

So we should suddenly disregard what characters say because "Nasuverse has Textures"(Which in this case still works alongside the Laws of Physics) but then suddenly just act as if that same logic cannot be applied to... One Punch Man? The same series where niggas can literally become monsters by going too hard in any direction and Saitama somehow become OMFG strong because he wished to be for years? That it's suddenly okay that Saitama can destroy shit with his shockwaves... except who he doesn't want to get hurt but somehow, ORT's main body being able to go straight into a Trillion Degrees don't work because "That's not how the Conservation of Energy works"

The irony is that Planet Busting in the Nasuverse IS credible(Might as well put it towards all Celestial Objects since they all operate the same way) because in order to do it you need to:
  • Have enough energy to overcome all of the Textures
  • Also overcome the Counter Force or equivalent of that Celestial Object
  • And the energy itself to go past the Planet's level of energy.
You was never destroying something the size of Earth or the Moon or anything of that nature, it's the equivalent of trying to destroy Mogo in DC or Ego The Living Planet in Marvel.
But these are the same people that will purposefully look up one bit of the conversation and suddenly go "Well they can't bust up Planets" and decide that's all they need.
 

Friday.

Illustrious
Banned Member
Can we use some sort of simulacrum technology and livestream Xhominid in a heavy-weight kumite match vs the collective consciousness of spacebattles?

To settle the beef, once and for all. One must die.
 

Friday.

Illustrious
Banned Member
I'm just trolling you though, can't stop you from engaging with whatever topics or people you want.
 
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