Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Atem]

How'd he go about doing this, and what is the void?

He went full spirit medium, and fused with the spirits of all the previous masters.

 

[GregSteve]

Black Clover vs Aizen Sosuke

How far has BC come now? Aizen descends on the verse.

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2 weeks of the same stonewall argument truly Keishins forces are close to unstoppable

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Black Clover vs Aizen Sosuke

Ah, so then there is no energy equivalency then? Does this mean you also don't believe BC should have the reiatsu based benefits required to deal with bleach characters? Anti-magic has an effect, just like Yomi's darkness magic, but lets not pretend it's not showing limits in the fight...

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From CFYOW 3 - Chapter 22

"As Ichibē explains, in the primordial world everything was in chaos; there was neither life nor death, progress and regress occurred at random, and it took a hundred million years for the world to become even remotely stable. Eventually, Hollows emerged in this world and started feasting on the human inhabitants, disrupting the circulation of Souls and giving birth to the first Menos. Due to this disruption, the world stagnated until, as if in response, a new being emerged from it, the Soul King, who destroyed the Menos, reducing it to sand. While Ichibē admits that other special beings, such as himself, emerged as well, none of them were as exceptional as the Soul King, being who truly approached omnipotence and omniscience.

While the Soul King continued to annihilate the Hollows to protect the world, it caused the world to slowly regress back towards chaos. In response, five powerful beings from that time decided to work together to fix everything; these were the ancestors of the Five Noble Families. However, Ichibē notes that while their methods and goals aligned, their motives did not: Tsunayashiro wanted to control the Soul King's divine power, a different ancestor wanted to create a "lid" to cover up the "pit" that would become known as , Kuchiki wanted to create order, Shihōin wanted to advance this stagnant world, and finally Shiba wanted to create a world were Hollows could live on their own in peace.

Eventually, the five realized that in order to accomplish their goals, they had to split the current world into three new ones and needed the power of a transcendent being to do so. While Shiba initially tried to convince the others to find another way, they nonetheless bound the Soul King and sealed him inside a crystal. As Ichibē himself witnessed, using the Soul King's powers as a keystone, the world was split, life and death were separated, and the cycle of Souls began."

Ichibei was alive during the primordial times, and was one of the beings created at random. Though it can be argued if they were in space as we know it since there was no real order at the time.

I actually wish I wasn't perma-banned for moments like these so I can tell people how absolutely fucking stupid they are.
I like how this dumbass ignores the fact that Shinigami, Hollows and oh yeah HUMANS existed during this time period. They never literally came into existence outside of the Hollows, it's literally taking what Ichibei stated completely seriously rather than, I don't know, he's talking about other stronger beings came into existence like him.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Shirou Emiya and Bazett (Fate) vs Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

Shirou Emiya (UBW) with Rin's Mana and Bazett (Hollow Ataraxia) vs Hogwarts The two must enter the school and eliminate or KO. all the people present in the school No outside help Classic equipment no knowledge on either side. no preparation if Fate stomps take off Shirou if Hogwarts stomp...

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Continue to believe that numbers actually fucking matter and wanking HP Wizards... AGAIN.


Lord help me...

 

[Blade]

i was never a major geek potter fan, tbh, their fanbase also was so cringe and proto tumblr tier levels, felt like a western shojo academy, smh

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

i was never a major geek potter fan, tbh, their fanbase also was so cringe and proto tumblr tier levels, felt like a western shojo academy, smh

I read all of the Books but even then, it was never the type of series I would go mad looking fondly back on and I dropped the movies after Goblet of Fire.
I don't know what is with this shit and Twilight that has people wanking the shit out of these series to make them more powerful than they ever were.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

im glad my dad was a lord of the rings nerd and my mom was into transformers and i got raised on that instead

 

[GregSteve]

Harry Potter makes Deku look like Guts dude is probably my most disliked MC

 

[Papa Nier]

Harry Potter makes Deku look like Guts dude is probably my most disliked MC

Percy casts Gun

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Percy casts Gun

That looks like Lezard Valeth to me man...

 

[Papa Nier]

That looks like Lezard Valeth to me man...

Yeah, it does when you say that. Percy currently has a gun Animus that does psychic damage, basically bullets that mindfucks you to death. Thank you, Critical Role, for making a Gunslinger subclass.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Harry Potter makes Deku look like Guts dude is probably my most disliked MC

i always remember this shit lol
whack ass series

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Voldemort and Harry Potter (Harry Potter) handles a humans (Nasuverse) gauntlet

Voldemort and Harry Potter No outside help Classic equipment To the death Rest and cure from any damage at the end of each meeting Distance: 100 m Place: abandoned city 1.Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald 2.Kirizugu Emiya (with working avalon) 3. Rin Tohsaka (without jeweled sword) 4.Souichirou...

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1.Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald
2.Kirizugu Emiya (with working avalon)
3. Rin Tohsaka (without jeweled sword)
4.Souichirou Kuzuki (with caster strengthening)
5.Kotomine Kirei (Fate/Zero prime)
6.Hansa Cevantes
7.Shiki Tohno
8. Bazett Fraga McRemitz (Fate/Kaleid and Hollow Ataraxia)
9. Shirou Emiya (UBW) with Rin's mana
9. Ciel (No immortality, Tsukihime and Remake)
10. Emiya Shirou (Miyuvers) with the card and Miyu mana
11.Aoko Aozak

Voldemort does all the fighting with Harry pitching in a little.

He takes out Kayneth with Avada Kedavra and Kayneth's Volumen Hydragyrum is simply transfigured into a snake that is controlled by Voldie. Harry survives.

Emiya dies to Avada Kedavra and variations of stopping/restricting opponent's movement + Avada Kedavra. If Avalon protects him, then he gets transfigured weapons erupting out of the floor to impale him through. Protego Maximus counters most artillery level projectiles at the scale Voldemort can cast it to protect himself...and Harry Potter grudgingly.

Rin dies fast. Avada Kedavra. If she dodges, multiple Avada Kedavras. Harry survives.

Kuzuki is fodder. Spells without beams like Levicorpus, Tarantalegra aren't dodgeable. Then Avada Kedavra. Harry survives.

Kirei gets Avada Kedavra, dodges them all and rushes them both. Harry pitches an Expelliarmus and his Keys are gone. Harry and Voldemort share a mind connection if they allow each other and with Legilimency they planned out between them how to bait the mage into becoming overconfident. At close enough range, Avada Kedavra. Dead mage. Harry survives.

Don't know anything about Hansa.

Shiki blitzes them 50/50. Can he see them if they are both invisible? Anyway, I think he either gets taken out with an Expelliarmus + Levicorpus/Petrificus Totalus + Avada Kedavra combo or gets them both depending on how fast he can move. He can't rip apart the lines in Avada Kedavra bolts with his bare hands btw right? Harry probably dies.

Bazett probably wins if she instantly uses Fragarch before getting an Expelliarmus + Petrificus/Levicorpus + AK. If not, Harry dies to her while Voldemort subdues her after a while and then kills her with AK.

Shirou blitzes I think although if he gets caught in a restriction spell/charm then he gets a teleporting Voldie casting AK at him from all directions which gets countered by his multiple ghetto Rho Aias as he can see and sense the magic bolt inside his Reality Marble.

But like all mages, he doesn't have an answer to Voldie's transfiguration magic which simply turns Shirou's clothes into a deathtrap. Probably an anaconda snake that eats him whole and suffocates and crushes him inside it knowing Voldemort' penchant for cruelty. Harry maybe survives.

Don't know anything about Ciel.

Emiya Shirou, don't know anything about him either.

Aoko seems like the only one who stands a very good chance of winning against the Wizard Voldemort easily? I don't know much about her though apart from her being somebody on Wizard Marshall Zelretch's level.

Kirei is never overconfident in a fight and he's not a mage.

Anyway the duo should be able to beat 1-5 without many issues mainly due to range and most of them not having high movement speeds.

6-7 blitz and one shots them

Bazett has a chance to win due to stat advantages but range heavily favor the wizards so its a 50/50

UBW shirou could win via sword toss at them or shoot them with hrunting ect.

9-11 are massive stomps

We have no feats for said rune protection blocking spells, so no.

2 out of 3 of those attacks are physical things, instead of something that simply render you unconscious like Stupefy.

...What? you do realize he lived through WW2? and he lived extensively in muggle England as muggleborn.

and if we count Fantastic Beasts movies, you would need artillery to get through normal wizard shields.

Only if you decide to ignore how Origin Bullets work. They don't ignore anything and only hurt nasuverse mages because of the very specific way magic circuits work with magical energy flowing through them. An Origin Bullet wouldn't do anything beyond the normal necrotized wound to a Harry Potter Wizard.

The Harry Potter wank never ceases to amaze me and terrify me with how hard people will push this series to be a far huger deal than it has ever had any right to be.

 

[Qinglong]

Stanning Eragon makes more sense than stanning Harry Potter


Shit Negima chars could time attack the verse

 

[Mr.OMG]

Snip

WTF, Shiki can't kill Voldemort? Shiki will swing his blade faster than he can react, since when did the characters in Harry Potter become so fast, I remember Shiki being fast enough that the human eye can't keep up with him.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

WTF, Shiki can't kill Voldemort? Shiki will swing his blade faster than he can react, since when did the characters in Harry Potter become so fast, I remember Shiki being fast enough that the human eye can't keep up with him.

That's how SB goes so far as to pretend Nasuverse Humans are somehow so slow... this is despite the fact virtually ALL OF THEM stack to Shiki Ryougi being able to avoid a point blank Car Bomb with C4 being used:

And for those who want to know how fast the detonation velocity of C4 is?

C-4 (explosive) - Wikipedia

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C-4 is very stable and insensitive to most physical shocks. C-4 cannot be detonated by a gunshot or by dropping it onto a hard surface. It does not explode when set on fire or exposed to microwaves.[13] Detonation can only be initiated by a shockwave, such as when a detonator inserted into it is fired.[8] When detonated, C-4 rapidly decomposes to release nitrogen, water and carbon oxides as well as other gases.[8] The detonation proceeds at an explosive velocity of 8,092 m/s (26,550 ft/s).[14]

A major advantage of C-4 is that it can easily be molded into any desired shape to change the direction of the resulting explosion.[8][15] C4 has high cutting ability. For example, the complete severing of a 14-inch (36 cm) deep I-beam takes between 1.5 and 2 lb (680 and 910 g) of C4 when properly applied in thin sheets.[16]

Yeah, according to SB, Voldemort, Dumbledore and Harry somehow stack to shit like this... do you wonder why me, Qinglong and the like wonder why they have such a hardon for Harry Potter for some absurd reason when stuff like Eragon(The Inheritance Cycle) would make more sense?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Espada (Bleach) vs Greek team (Fate)

Espada vs Alcides Achilles and Hector Chiron Odysseus Medusa Medea Atalanta Alter Heracles Caenis location: An uninhabited Island Distance: 10 m For Fate you can use Manga, Anime, Game and Light Novel For Bleach only statemens In character No outside help Classic equipment To the...

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>Espada
>Vs. Caenis, Achilles, Heracles, Medea, Atalante Alter, Odysseus, Hektor, Chiron, Alcides, Medusa

Not really? A Zommari+Szayel combo can pretty easily wreck Caenis if they have the opportunity to use their abilities, which they should be able to pretty comfortably due to Harribel.

>Caenis can somehow lose to Zommari and Szayel because Harribel exists
>Ignore that Harribel would cause Caenis' Authority to work if she tries to flood the entire area and make her invincible unless you have an equal enough Authority to Poseidon to break it.

Bleach wank is beginning to hit critical mass, I see...

 

[Qinglong]

The HP Wank actually got laughed at years ago

Harry Potterverse vs Nasuverse mages

What the title says.No prep for either sides.The master have their Servants. HPverse are max competent and Nasu mages are In-character.

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Proof SB has actually gotten worse


Oh and the infamous HP vs Gridfire Thread

The Culture tries to make various magical worlds a better place

A rob gives the culture the ability to open portals to the worlds of azeroth, abeir toril, harry potter earth, wheel of time earth and the world from the sword of truth books they can only send one ship at a time through the portal at a time and nothing else until the previous ship returns back...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

The HP Wank actually got laughed at years ago

Harry Potterverse vs Nasuverse mages

What the title says.No prep for either sides.The master have their Servants. HPverse are max competent and Nasu mages are In-character.

forums.spacebattles.com

Proof SB has actually gotten worse


Oh and the infamous HP vs Gridfire Thread

The Culture tries to make various magical worlds a better place

A rob gives the culture the ability to open portals to the worlds of azeroth, abeir toril, harry potter earth, wheel of time earth and the world from the sword of truth books they can only send one ship at a time through the portal at a time and nothing else until the previous ship returns back...

forums.spacebattles.com

I knew SB was getting worse but holy hell is that difference extremely stark. They didn't even try and pretend HP Wizards had a chance and shut down anyone who tried. Now it's basically "wank the living piss out of the Wizards, Hocruxes allow Voldemort to be immortal despite that's not how they work, pretend their spells move at some bullshit high speeds when children can easily get away from them and they barely even know how to fight well for most of them".

 

[Papa Nier]

I knew SB was getting worse but holy hell is that difference extremely stark. They didn't even try and pretend HP Wizards had a chance and shut down anyone who tried. Now it's basically "wank the living piss out of the Wizards, Hocruxes allow Voldemort to be immortal despite that's not how they work, pretend their spells move at some bullshit high speeds when children can easily get away from them and they barely even know how to fight well for most of them".

Spellcasters in D&D and Pathfinder will show them how it's done