In case anyone's wondering what those other genuinely satisfying ASOIAF moments were. Dany turns the Unsullied on their old masters, hell her entire Crusade against slavery in A Storm of Swords was one of the few bright spots in a series where everything else was just depressing me. Tyrion kills Tywin, I even approved of the manner of his death and thought it was quite fitting. He treated other people like shit so he gets to die while taking a shit. I cheered out loud when this happened. Jaimie burns Cersei's letter as I said before. Culmination of a good character arc and the ultimate example of Cersei's misdeeds coming back to bite her in the ass. And before anyone brings it up. Yes I'm aware that A Dance With Dragons revealed Dany's efforts not only amounted to nothing but arguably made things worse. It may or may not surprise anyone to learn that was THE moment I stopped reading. I was SO tempted to enact that movie scene where the guy throws the book out the window and...