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Not me. I think they're garbage.

Red Letter Media ruined a whole generation. It brought about the age of the pedantic. Where any minor or insignificant fault that can be easily glossed over is instead emphasized to be the devil incarnate.

Can you believe people shit on it for being overly choregraphed? Like their complaint literally was "these blatantly superhuman space wizards are too good at fighting. Definitely unrealistic."

Netwatch Guy still absolutely rad. You walk in on him. He's watching a western with John Wayne. His laptop blasted with Us Cracks paraphernalia. Calmly addresses you, and explains why the Voodoo Boys are nuts. And he even treats you with respect. Meanwhile, the Voodoo Boys betrayed Evelyn. Act like you're nobody garbage, and plan on betraying you just like they did Evelyn. On top of that they want to start the second apocalypse. Just so they can get into the good graces of the daemons behind the Blackwall. Anybody who chooses not to side with Netwatch are absolutely brain dead.

T R A S H R A S H

They're coping so hard it's unreal.

No, it's just straight up woke. They're pulling the UNSC is an authoritative dictatorship angle, and the rebels are good guys. When they fucking weren't.

The Fall of Reach happens because Master Chief cucked Cortana with a covenant/human spy. Why are there covenant human spies? Also, Spartan II's are not supposed to have a sex drive. They get like chemically castrated or something. They literally cannot have an erection. This show is so much ass.

Cyberpunk 2077's reload animations are 11/10.

God this is just sad. Night City really is hell.

It's 3:00 am, and I awake to the sound of a homeless person pretending to be a ghost. And wandering the streets in a white bed-sheet. Brockton.

Start with any search engine, and begin with H.P. Lovecraft. And his whole circle of friends. Weird Tales for example can help.

I remember when I thought I found something special with Dog Nigga only to find out that Burado found it first.

Try pulp fiction. Any pulp fiction. Generally untouched by the garbage we see today.

I learned from Count Dankula.

Then I posted a picture of my balls. They blocked me after that.