Alley Agony Thread #I: From the Dumpster to the Dumps

[Vermiform]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Said the brain surgeon.

 

[Aurelian]

Fuck me

I fell asleep at 12am/midnight last night, woke up at 1:50, went to take a piss, it turned 2am then immediately turned to 3am telling me Day Lights Saving is over
Fuck

 

[Some Schlub]

[/QUOTE]

Fuck me

I fell asleep at 12am/midnight last night, woke up at 1:50, went to take a piss, it turned 2am then immediately turned to 3am telling me Day Lights Saving is over
Fuck

Your piss has temporal warping powers.


Quick! Piss-glitch us back to 2015!

 

[Yoshi]

The bitch I asked out a year ago cost me my job. At least I didn't get fired, but I was kind of forced to quit. LOL.

 

[Vermiform]

The bitch I asked out a year ago cost me my job. At least I didn't get fired, but I was kind of forced to quit. LOL.

Aight Imma open the flood gates.

What happened mah man?

 

[Yoshi]

Aight Imma open the flood gates.

What happened mah man?

After a few months of social distancing and healthy boundaries with her, I asked her out a second time through text (because it's too busy on weekends, when she only works on). She ghosted the text. I told management about it because it was way too busy for me to talk to her about it myself again, and instead I got sat down and seemed to be in trouble. Even the topic of sex came into the discussion, which was on the very back of my mind, and I could have reported the male manager for asking such a thing.

 

[jane]

you asked her out and she ignored you and you told management about it?

 

[Yoshi]

I didn't want to tell management about it, but it was so busy that there was no way for me to talk to her alone without help. I work at a restaurant job.

 

[Ral]

I didn't want to tell management about it, but it was so busy that there was no way for me to talk to her alone without help. I work at a restaurant job.

Fire that manager!!!!

 

[Ral]

After a few months of social distancing and healthy boundaries with her, I asked her out a second time through text (because it's too busy on weekends, when she only works on). She ghosted the text. I told management about it because it was way too busy for me to talk to her about it myself again, and instead I got sat down and seemed to be in trouble. Even the topic of sex came into the discussion, which was on the very back of my mind, and I could have reported the male manager for asking such a thing.

You got the "sexual harassment in the workplace" talk bro

 

[Yoshi]

Fire that manager!!!!

I took the mature route and just quit.

 

[Nep Nep]

Yoooo southpark ep 1 s25 coming out swinging on people insulting each other for differing opinions lmao.

 

[Aurelian]

hm

 

[Ral]

hm

mh

 

[Some Schlub]

mh

eh.

 

[Ruffles]

 

[Nep Nep]

From diabetes

 

[Vermiform]

 

[Vermiform]

ВYГ

 

[Ral]

Mfw bots increasing member count, but can't shitpost as frequently as before