Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[OtherGalaxy]

speaking of garbage ass BlazBlue matchups lmao
https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...vs-composite-guilty-gear-and-blazblue.872752/

I'm pretty sure SS characters would solo any fighting game out there lol

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

speaking of garbage ass BlazBlue matchups lmao
https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...vs-composite-guilty-gear-and-blazblue.872752/

I'm pretty sure SS characters would solo any fighting game out there lol

They do but again, they legit believe that Blazblue is Multiversal... when it isn't.

 

[Atem]

sb is so dumb with elden ring threads I gave up

i brought up so many times the star shit and got 'theyre meteor sized stars' or just ignored lol

They have no proof of this either. Since the one star that fell isn't even a star. It was a blast of amber.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

They have no proof of this either. Since the one star that fell isn't even a star. It was a blast of amber.

now that I found the eclipse shield description I'm positive they're real stars since the actual sun is considered to be part of the cosmology

like you'd have to reach so hard to claim the fucking sun is that small

Radahn is just that much of a baller

 

[Atem]

now that I found the eclipse shield description I'm positive they're real stars since the actual sun is considered to be part of the cosmology

like you'd have to reach so hard to claim the fucking sun is that small

Radahn is just that much of a baller

They also have eclipses. So, it would have to be pretty big. Since if the sun was tiny it wouldn't be possible.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Eclipse+Shotel

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Yeah thats exactly what I mean


It's just people who don't want to believe Elden Ring is strong because dark souls was so ambiguous with its feats so ER must just be sword level

 

[Atem]

Yeah thats exactly what I mean


It's just people who don't want to believe Elden Ring is strong because dark souls was so ambiguous with its feats so ER must just be sword level

Sword Level:

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Sword Level:

even though it's the shittiest ending Frenzied Flame was by far the most actually interesting and weirdest one

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I like how I'm ranting over the CV and VSB bullshit of Multiversal Fate, Atem and OtherGalaxy is laughing at SB trying to make fucking Elden Ring be Sword level... just like Dark Souls/Bloodborne and The Elder Scrolls before it.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

dark souls I can kinda see because it is legitimately cryptic as fuck and it's hard to scale "Manus made the abyss which has been sucking up kingdoms for eons after he died" directly, and you have other vague implications like the fact that Gwyn should technically be able to control time but this is never seen

Souls is just really esoteric and most of its feats are stuff Chaos calced from the opening cutscene

but Elden Ring went crazy as fuck with them right off the bat

 

[Dead Lock]

Radahn ain't trying to throw hands with Fire-Fall tho.

 

[Atem]

even though it's the shittiest ending Frenzied Flame was by far the most actually interesting and weirdest one

Even if you ignore the star stuff we have got Malenia giving Caelid super aids, and even assuming that was an actual star that fell and not just some amber? Stopping thousands of those would be country level. Since we see the damage just one does to Limegrave.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Strongest sword / katana wielding Servant (Typemoon) Raiden (MGR) can defeat

With 43 saber servants in FGO I'll start there and find the ones he definitely can't beat. After that I'll go looking for sword using servants in other classes. 1. Artoria: he gets excaliblasted 2. Artoria (Alter): he gets excaliblasted 3. Artoria (Lily): less experienced than her counterparts...

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This entire thread is a fucking mess and is so wrong it fucking hurts but I'm going to pick this user's post in particular to really point out how wrong this is:

1. Artoria: he gets excaliblasted
2. Artoria (Alter): he gets excaliblasted
3. Artoria (Lily): less experienced than her counterparts so Raiden has a chance to get the drop on her.
4. Nero : her NP is slow so i would give this to Raiden but if she somehow gets it off in slow mo than she wins.
5. Sigfried: he gets Balmungblasted
6. Altera: it's sefar there's no way he's coming out intact.
7. Mordred: he gets Clarentblasted
8. Nero (Bride): same as round 4.
9. Shiki: no
10.Rama: he gets Brahmastrablasted if he's not quick enough.
11. Lancelot: Raiden should have the speed advantage but Arondight is kinda bullshit.
12.Gawain: Indoors with no sun? Raiden wins. Outside on a hot summer day? He gets Excaliblasted GALATIIIIINNEEE!!!
13.Musashi: Musashi should take this pretty handily.
14. Arthur (Prototype) : Excaliblasted.
15.Sigurd: Balmungblasted 2 electric boogaloo
16. Dioscuri: Just from pure hype I want to say no but I'm not sure.
17. Senji Muramasa: Gets Shiroublasted.
18. Barghest: he loses because ,um, reasons? Nothing to do with the fact she's one of my favorite servants.
19.Okita Souji (Alter): Her NP makes her insanely fast so she takes it.

Somehow, this guy believes he would defeat:
Nero and Nero Bride - This is despite Nero Bride being able to take Excalibur Galatine... TWICE and not die:


Artoria Lily - Despite her having Caliburn which can cut through Heracles... who has Large Planet+ Durability...(Who can amp it to levels rivaling Excalibur but it's one and done) and otherwise isn't weaker than her actual version outside of being her actual age of 14-15 rather than 25

Rama - Who is fucking equal to Karna and can canonically throw down with Ashwatthaman(Again these characters can casually destroy shit like the Grand Canyon as a passive attempt at fighting each other with no NPs used and can basically blow a Country away with ease):

A reminder that this is what a Servant on a similar level can do casually without using their Noble Phantasm and the Sword is ultimately just a Magical Sword.

Gawain - Yeah no...

This scene here is what will happen if Raiden faces Gawain... at all, Sun or no Sun(It's a serious meme that people forget that Gawain survived fucking PASSIONLIP and a Berserk one at that, Raiden is no Passionlip in the slightest).

Dioscuri - Hype? That's a weird way of saying characters that have been confirmed to be casual Lightspeed and stupid strong are just "Hype"

The only Saber I can even say Raiden defeats is Jason... and that's if he doesn't just summon Heracles to go take him out instead lol.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

Allen The Alien (Invincible Comics) vs Boros (One Punch Man) - Battles - Comic Vine

Two super strong alien cyclops go head to headAllen after his 2nd Resurrection VersusSerious Boros during his fight with Saitama No prepIn characterSt

comicvine.gamespot.com

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Doctor Strange (MCU) vs Gojo Satoru (JJK)

Canon Feats only. Battle takes place in a empty Time Square and a starting distance of 50 meters apart. Both sides has all of their equipment. Doctor Strange has the Time Stone. Both sides are in-character. Both sides are compelled to defeat each other. Victory via death, KO or incap of...

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@Masterblack06 They truly are downplaying the shit out of MCU Strange despite him being the closest powerwise to his Comics self.

 

[Masterblack06]

Doctor Strange (MCU) vs Gojo Satoru (JJK)

Canon Feats only. Battle takes place in a empty Time Square and a starting distance of 50 meters apart. Both sides has all of their equipment. Doctor Strange has the Time Stone. Both sides are in-character. Both sides are compelled to defeat each other. Victory via death, KO or incap of...

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@Masterblack06 They truly are downplaying the shit out of MCU Strange despite him being the closest powerwise to his Comics self.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Strongest sword / katana wielding Servant (Typemoon) Raiden (MGR) can defeat

I doubt Kojiro is even strong enough to hurt Raiden.

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I doubt Kojiro is even strong enough to hurt Raiden.

Ah yes, the guy equal to Musashi who was capable of cutting the Mammoth of Ivan The Terrible's Trunk(i.e. This thing):

When no one else could even scratch it's skin even after Ivan was being affected mentally by Salieri... suddenly won't be able to scratch fucking Raiden...
Despite that Kojiro can by Nasu's own words, take off Heracles' head...

 

[Adamant soul]

Strongest sword / katana wielding Servant (Typemoon) Raiden (MGR) can defeat

I doubt Kojiro is even strong enough to hurt Raiden.

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Ah yes, the guy equal to Musashi who was capable of cutting the Mammoth of Ivan The Terrible's Trunk(i.e. This thing):

When no one else could even scratch it's skin even after Ivan was being affected mentally by Salieri... suddenly won't be able to scratch fucking Raiden...
Despite that Kojiro can by Nasu's own words, take off Heracles' head...

Imagine trying to Raigen a good character like Raiden in this way.

Durability wise he's not even that impressive, only being stuck at town-city level at best. Meanwhile anyone with working eyes can see the devastation servants cause (like the earlier video you posted of Gawain) and see that Raiden would get nuked off the face of the Earth by these guys.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Imagine trying to Raigen a good character like Raiden in this way.

Durability wise he's not even that impressive, only being stuck at town-city level at best. Meanwhile anyone with working eyes can see the devastation servants cause (like the earlier video you posted of Gawain) and see that Raiden would get nuked off the face of the Earth by these guys.

Like I said, SB is seriously in love with downplaying the Nasuverse for god knows what reason which is really dumb when they further overplay certain characters that don't need it.
These feats aren't even that hard to find or manage, you can literally Youtube most of this shit and realize that "Oh? Maybe the series has escalated since F/SN VN and it's obvious that they can fold Raiden and Armstrong like paper plates"





But yeah, they are supposed to be "weak" huh?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

they raigen'd the fuck out of Pacific Rim too I wish they'd at least just stick to series that suck