Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

Astaro said:

@Derpmaster9000 Oddly enough, you can get worse than LordAizenSama whose pretty tame

… at least until he finally succeeds with that 5D, Multiversal+ YouWhack upgrade on VBW

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I merely used him as an example of Belch-stans, nothing more. I am aware there's always someone worse out there, unfortunately.

Yhwach looking for the future where he survives longer than a literal instant against Fiamma

Paxton said:

Yhwach looking for the future where he survives longer than a literal instant against Fiamma

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Yhwach looking for a future where he doesn't get Hakai'd instantly after making the same mistake Buu made of eating Beerus' pudding.

Christ, if he actually opened a novel he'd know that the narrator he's talking about... is Touma. Like the story is told in a third-person perspective, but Kamachi makes it clear when the narrator is omniscient or Touma. The only person who thinks Touma is a 'normal high school boy' is Touma himself whose in self-denial. Literally everyone else around touma, especially Aleister hype up Touma as a monster + Kamachi literally makes it very clear when Touma is doing superhuman shit/how he's not actually normal.

Bruh.

Thegoldenboy2188 said:

Christ, if he actually opened a novel he'd know that the narrator he's talking about... is Touma. Like the story is told in a third-person perspective, but Kamachi makes it clear when the narrator is omniscient or Touma. The only person who thinks Touma is a 'normal high school boy' is Touma himself in self-denial. Literally everyone else around touma, especially Aleister hype up Touma as a monster + Kamachi literally makes it very clear when Touma is doing superhuman shit/how he's not actually normal.

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Imagine being such an ordinary high school student that even the AI calls you a monster.

Furashina Ririn was held on either side by a boy and a girl. A van sped up alongside them and came to a rapid stop as its tires screeched. The side of the van bore the name of a material transportation company that did work for the Virtual-On tournament, but that label was obviously fake.
Kamijou could tell Furashina Ririn would be stuffed in the back seat in no time.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait! What’s going on!? Did she get herself in trouble again!?”
“I have turned video recording on, but should I send the license plate number to Anti-Skill?”
“Please do. That means I’ve gotta buy some time for the grownups to show up!”
“Hm? Wait, Touma-sama, what are you doing!?”
Fortunately, the van’s path took it toward Kamijou after getting Furashina Ririn onboard. And there was a reason Lilina grew so frantic despite being a voice processing program.
Kamijou had ducked into an alley, grabbed a metal pipe from the ground, and returned.
“Wait, wait, wait! My infrared sensor is telling me that van is moving at an estimated 60kph. You’ll die! Stand up to that and you’ll die! At least let me back myself up to the cloud first!!”
“Don’t be so sure.”
Kamijou held the blunt weapon like a baseball bat.
The van made a lot of noise as it approached.
“You don’t have to smash the hunk of steel to pieces. As long as you hit it, you can stop a car.”
Just as the target vehicle was about to pass him by, Kamijou Touma swung the metal pipe horizontally like some kind of joke.
At first glance, it looked like he was sacrificing both his arms.
But.
A moment later, the bumper detected an impact and the van’s airbag triggered.
There was nothing the driver could do.
The airbag in the steering wheel prioritized the driver’s life and showed little concern for anything else. The large balloon blocked his vision and his arms were knocked outwards.
In other words, the van lost control.
It briefly swerved in an S-shape but could not regain its balance. It collided with the support pillar of a nearby wind turbine and came to a stop.
Kamijou raised his left hand to his right shoulder and spun the entire arm around.
“Let’s get started.”
“You natural monster… Wouldn’t that normally dislocate both your arms!?”
“It’s not like I pulled off some crazy stunt like negating the blow by matching the center of impact. I’m only a normal high school boy, so the most I can do is let go of the pipe just before impact.”
With that, Kamijou ran over to the crashed van. He spotted something spherical floating in the sky overhead: a Virtual-On referee.
(?)
He found that odd, but the van and Furashina Ririn inside came first.
He saw no sign of anyone exiting the van.

Daio said:

Yes. He sees everything. He knows what he sees. All powers he knows become his ally and cannot harm him.

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Mr.OMG said:

Imagine being such an ordinary high school student that even the AI calls you a monster.

Furashina Ririn was held on either side by a boy and a girl. A van sped up alongside them and came to a rapid stop as its tires screeched. The side of the van bore the name of a material transportation company that did work for the Virtual-On tournament, but that label was obviously fake.
Kamijou could tell Furashina Ririn would be stuffed in the back seat in no time.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait! What’s going on!? Did she get herself in trouble again!?”
“I have turned video recording on, but should I send the license plate number to Anti-Skill?”
“Please do. That means I’ve gotta buy some time for the grownups to show up!”
“Hm? Wait, Touma-sama, what are you doing!?”
Fortunately, the van’s path took it toward Kamijou after getting Furashina Ririn onboard. And there was a reason Lilina grew so frantic despite being a voice processing program.
Kamijou had ducked into an alley, grabbed a metal pipe from the ground, and returned.
“Wait, wait, wait! My infrared sensor is telling me that van is moving at an estimated 60kph. You’ll die! Stand up to that and you’ll die! At least let me back myself up to the cloud first!!”
“Don’t be so sure.”
Kamijou held the blunt weapon like a baseball bat.
The van made a lot of noise as it approached.
“You don’t have to smash the hunk of steel to pieces. As long as you hit it, you can stop a car.”
Just as the target vehicle was about to pass him by, Kamijou Touma swung the metal pipe horizontally like some kind of joke.
At first glance, it looked like he was sacrificing both his arms.
But.
A moment later, the bumper detected an impact and the van’s airbag triggered.
There was nothing the driver could do.
The airbag in the steering wheel prioritized the driver’s life and showed little concern for anything else. The large balloon blocked his vision and his arms were knocked outwards.
In other words, the van lost control.
It briefly swerved in an S-shape but could not regain its balance. It collided with the support pillar of a nearby wind turbine and came to a stop.
Kamijou raised his left hand to his right shoulder and spun the entire arm around.
“Let’s get started.”
“You natural monster… Wouldn’t that normally dislocate both your arms!?”
“It’s not like I pulled off some crazy stunt like negating the blow by matching the center of impact. I’m only a normal high school boy, so the most I can do is let go of the pipe just before impact.”
With that, Kamijou ran over to the crashed van. He spotted something spherical floating in the sky overhead: a Virtual-On referee.
(?)
He found that odd, but the van and Furashina Ririn inside came first.
He saw no sign of anyone exiting the van.

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You better post this in that thread

EDIT: copy my post too.

Thegoldenboy2188 said:

Christ, if he actually opened a novel he'd know that the narrator he's talking about... is Touma. Like the story is told in a third-person perspective, but Kamachi makes it clear when the narrator is omniscient or Touma. The only person who thinks Touma is a 'normal high school boy' is Touma himself whose in self-denial. Literally everyone else around touma, especially Aleister hype up Touma as a monster + Kamachi literally makes it very clear when Touma is doing superhuman shit/how he's not actually normal.

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Actually, they shit on that too as any character that is their own narrator is "unreliable" and thus can be disproven.
They do that with Shirou and Shiki all the time despite only a few of their points is wrong and that's due to the former being a newbie and the latter being virtually insane.

Ah, the plot armour excuse. also, this idiot got 3 likes.

Thegoldenboy2188 said:

Can Yhwach negate powers completely?

I’m a bit confused about Yhwach’s schrift. It’s stated that it will “negate” everything Yhwach sees, and everything seen by him will also become his ally. Does this negation work like Askin’s Deathdealing? Let’s say adult Toshiro attacks Yhwach with his Bankai. Will Yhwach be immune to the ice...

www.fanverse.org

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Im surprised Bleach stans also overlook this little detail for Quincy Hitler McMoustache’s LOLMighty






So much for seeing and knowing anything everything. Just being a higher being shits on Yhwach’s power

Most overrated both power and character in fiction

Thegoldenboy2188 said:

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its a magical gun not a HMG bruh. they must not have very good toxins resistances then. Hearing his voice is good enough "Batman outsmarted someone who thinks at the speed of light" how though? lol Its all plot armour to the extreme, batman isn't some extremely intelligent man(to the point...

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Ah, the plot armour excuse. also, this idiot got 3 likes.

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Ah yes, a "Magic Gun"
You know something? Nasuverse actually has Mages enchant guns with Magecraft as well as Cars, why is that never really brought up especially when it comes to Kiritsugu(while it isn't explored, you think that would be brought up, especially after Kairi Sisigou, a Necromancer who DOES use Guns enhanced by Magecraft, exists)?
It's clearly obvious that the "Magic Gun" puts limits on even the Floor Masters and Albedo isn't one of the weaker ones so you can't pretend it doesn't matter.
And while I don't like the Joker at all, he has outsmarted Batman and can even harm the Martian fucking Manhunter when the latter probes his mind. Those are things the Joker as done and calling them "Plot Armor" is no different than why hasn't the New World just went and kicked Nazarick's ass yet and allowed themselves to slowly get rolled over despite knowing Nazarick existed since the first season.

I mean it legitimately is a magical gun, which for reference are rather weird.

From overlord volume 13

Page 240: It used mana to fire bullet-like bolts and it felt like a crossbow. Shizu had said something about the gunpowder not showing any signs of combustion or something, but Neia had not understood any of it, so the explanation was wasted on her

It produces a pew sound when not on full burst page 253: she could hear Shizu’s spell gun going pew pew pew

It has a full burst mode page 253:“…Reloading… full burst.” There was a piercing kyuuuuun and then a cacophonous dakka dakka dakka dakka thundered down the passageway. Unlike the pew pew sound from before, this was a sound that was filled with an oppressive brutality

Despite not showing signs of combustion, it does seem to produce fire when shot
page 274: The muzzle spat fire, and the great demon grabbed its shoulder and stumbled back

And from overlord volume 14 page 259: Compared to Shizu’s assault rifle type Arcane Rifle, this enemy’s Arcane Rifle was more of a heavy machine gun type according to Cocytus

So following this the gun uses mana to launch projectiles but also has gunpowder that doesn't combust like real gunpowder despite producing flames when used in the gun.


TBF to new world, even if everyone did march on nazarick by word of god they simply couldn't take the tomb, ainz and coe are so out of scale for the setting they legitimately wouldn't lose even if the whole world turned against them

Astaro said:

Im surprised Bleach stans also overlook this little detail for Quincy Hitler McMoustache’s LOLMighty






So much for seeing and knowing anything everything. Just being a higher being shits on Yhwach’s power

Most overrated both power and character in fiction

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Yeah uh, no I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

He specifically cannot see the future of the Soul King and its disembodied limbs, that's a feat for them and them alone.

Randomdude said:

I mean it legitimately is a magical gun, which for reference are rather weird.

From overlord volume 13

Page 240: It used mana to fire bullet-like bolts and it felt like a crossbow. S gunpowder not showing any signs of combustion or something, but Neia had not understood any of it, so the explanation was wasted on her

It produces a pew sound when not on full burst page 253: she could hear Shizu’s spell gun going pew pew pew

It has a full burst modepage 253:“…Reloading… full burst.” There was a piercing kyuuuuun and then a cacophonous dakka dakka dakka dakka thundered down the passageway. Unlike the pew pew sound from before, this was a sound that was filled with an oppressive brutality

Despite not showing signs of combustion it does seem to produce fire when shot
page 274: The muzzle spat fire, and the great demon grabbed its shoulder and stumbled back

And from overlord volume 14 page 259: Compared to Shizu’s assault rifle type Arcane Rifle, this enemy’s Arcane Rifle was more of a heavy machine gun type according to Cocytus

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You are missing the point though:
Let's say that it is a Magic Gun straight up, why should we pretend that the latter part in describing it like a HMG doesn't matter? Again, we actually have proof over how strong Magecraft can make even a Bolt-Action Rifle 50 years out of date in the Nasuverse:



And Demonic Beasts in Lostbelt 1 aren't weak, a Yaga named Paxti(who are far stronger than Humans) had to do a good number of hits to kill one of the weakest ones and that was bludgeoning it to death with constant blows to the head.

Do we have a comparison to how strong that Magic Gun is in Overlord? I'm not saying you are agreeing, I'm just making it clear that it may be a Magic Gun, we need more than that or we just go with the HMG classification.

Paxton said:

Yeah uh, no I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

He specifically cannot see the future of the Soul King and its disembodied limbs, that's a feat for them and them alone.

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Actually remember, the Soul King isn't really a God at all, just a Primordial Quincy and nothing states that it would only affect them alone considering Ichigo was affected because he wasn't on the same reiatsu level as The Soul King, that's it.

Xhominid the Fool said:

Actually remember, the Soul King isn't really a God at all, just a Primordial Quincy and nothing states that it would only affect them alone considering Ichigo was affected because he wasn't on the same reiatsu level as The Soul King, that's it.

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Ichigo wasn't affected by Yhwach's future sight?