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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Bruh Schizolock really just be on paxtons dick 24/7 its just pathetic at this point.
 
@Welsh_Dragon I find that thread funnier that they are acting as if "Light Speed Casual Mountain Busters" is a load of wank because "Shirou would then scale with it and that's wrong" when Shirou's Projections are outright stated to also copy the Heroes' skills and have done so multiple times.
And then, they act as if Cid will be able to get at Siegfried's weak spot when canonically, NO ONE was able to actually exploit it unless Siegfried himself wants them to(aka how he died). Hell, FGO's Bond lines actually show Siegfried is even afraid to let people stand BEHIND HIM unless he trusts them enough, meaning he is not ignorant of his weakness and unlike Achilles, goes out of his way to defend it.
And even then, Cid is fucking insane and a showoff, why would he ever want to kill him in that fashion? He'd rather have be above him then kill him that way.
 
Although Cid's stats means this doesn't come into effect. While the idiot likes to showboat, he ain't dumb. An opponent that may give him trouble means he deals with them by back door aka assassination, attack from behind, etc. It's just that in his series, he rarely finds such opponents, and even when he finds them, most of the time it's an honorable battle as he respects warriors.

Also, Cid is just Ainz by way more likable and funny. I will gladly pick Cid, any day all-day if given choice btw Ainz and him. At least he does things to improve the world aka Crime City Arc.

Sad that the series isn't doing well. Also, I heard Jobless Reincarnation is about to get a new season. The Academy arc is going to be fire, and then the major turning point with his mother.
 
The MF is honorable, like really. He does cringy things a lot, since Shadow Persona but he is also a warrior. And, against a warrior him holding back in any form is just against his code, and yes finishing shits like that is not in character for him to do, but mostly because he holds genuine respect for a powerful warrior.
 

The problem with that is it wouldn't matter, he would be dead before he can really make that difference...


Then yeah, it would make no sense for him to go for Siegfried's weakspot even if he know it exists... so what's the point?
 

lol
 
I don't know what's funnier, them trying to equate Iceman's powers to fucking Rukia's which is just hilariously wrong.

OR NF Bleach section regulars like Sables and Mar trying to convince me Absolute Zero was NOT FREEZING (you're body simply turns into ice at that temperature according to them) to justify Rukia's ability being hax and wholely unique to her (and also to argue her ability is more deadly than Hitsugaya's). ha
 
Whoever said your body just turns into ice has no idea what they are talking about. I still remember 2 years back, in my HC days, when I was trying to understand Boyle's Law with help of a graph, and when under constant pressure, in absolute zero temperature, I was getting 0 volume. I freaked out them.
 
Why exactly would any Resident Evil MC of note not be able to clear RE 7 and 8, let alone fucking Leon of all people? ha
 
Why exactly would any Resident Evil MC of note not be able to clear RE 7 and 8, let alone fucking Leon of all people? ha

They literally do not account for the fact that Ethan is an untrained idiot who literally got by because he was long infected by The Mold and died when Jack punched him in the face.
FYI, Leon survived getting hit by Mutated Tyrants and was still able to move afterwards like nothing happened.

Hell, Leon got manhandled by Mendez multiple times and we've seen him being metal openings with ease, he ain't dying to no one in RE7 or 8.
 
They literally do not account for the fact that Ethan is an untrained idiot who literally got by because he was long infected by The Mold and died when Jack punched him in the face.
In fairness he DID receive some military training from Chris in between 7 and 8 but yeah, nothing on the level of the career soldiers/secret service members and people who have survived multiple outbreaks. Chris and Leon in particular are both viewed as legends in their respective groups.

Ethan's endurance as an infected Molded is the only outstanding thing about him in comparison to the other MCs and they don't need that shit to survive 7 and 8.
FYI, Leon survived getting hit by Mutated Tyrants and was still able to move afterwards like nothing happened.
One of those Tyrants was able to stop a moving Tank dead in its tracks mind you.
Hell, Leon got manhandled by Mendez multiple times and we've seen him being metal openings with ease, he ain't dying to no one in RE7 or 8.
He also helped to take down the largest and arguably strongest creature in the series, that being the infected Simmons in RE6.

The Bakers and the Four Lords would be a walk in the park by comparison.
 
Don’t underestimate Sharks now. Their plenty vicious even when it’s rarely humans. A surfer somewhere lost his head to a Great White that ripped it off his shoulders a month ago. It was a completely random attack out of nowhere too
 
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And even then, they don't eat the whole animal, only the parts that they like.
 
Killer Whales are dolphins, so...

The orca or killer whale (Orcinus orca) is a toothed whale belonging to the oceanic dolphin family, of which it is the largest member.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca
 
That’s why I brought them up. Killer whales are just bigger, even more vicious dolphins
 
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