Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Simon's best feat

getting that bum ass looking hoe some actual clothes

 

[Paxton]

Time Lords of Gallifrey [Doctor Who] run a gauntlet

Round 1: Time Lords vs Haruhi Suzumiya Round 2: Time Lords vs Chaos Gods Round 3: Time Lords vs Magic Gods (Gremlin True) (Toaru) Round 4: Time Lords vs Chuck (Supernatural) Round 5: Time Lords vs Dormammu (616) Round 6: Time Lords vs Darkseid (DC Comics) The Time Lords have their...

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what the

 

[OtherGalaxy]

they probably stop at Darkseid

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Wrath (Fullmatal Alchemist: Brotherhood) vs Shirou Emiya (Fate)

Wrath vs Shirou Emiya No outside help Classic equipment For Fate you can use Manga, Anime, Game and Light Novel To the death Rest and cure from any damage at the end of each meeting Distance: 30 m Place: abandoned city R1 Shirou Emiya (Fate rute) vs Wrath R2 Shirou Emiya (end UBW) vs Wrath...

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berserker/Lancelot (fate/ zero) VS yoruichi shihouin (bleach)

recently there's been some strange goings on sinister incidents of people going missing, buildings destroyed and traces of unusual spiritual pressure that is neither soul reaper, hollow, Quincy or full bringer. so, whilst on a patrol yoruichi shihouin witnesses a shadowy armoured knight clash...

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2 Really stupid threads for the price of one.

 

[Cryso Agori]

How well would this PJO team be in DND

Rick Riordan has decided to create a dnd game, and has plopped some of his characters into your standard dnd 5e setting. How well do they do as a cohesive unit? What classic challenges could they overcome? Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Tyson Carter Kane Leo Valdez Sadie Kane Magnus Chase All...

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How powerful are high-end dnd characters?

 

[Flowering Knight]

How well would this PJO team be in DND

Rick Riordan has decided to create a dnd game, and has plopped some of his characters into your standard dnd 5e setting. How well do they do as a cohesive unit? What classic challenges could they overcome? Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Tyson Carter Kane Leo Valdez Sadie Kane Magnus Chase All...

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How powerful are high-end dnd characters?

Depends on how you view "high end."

Level 20? They're about small city level+/city level.
Epic level? They can go anywhere from continental to planetary, if not higher.

They're all MFTL+ regardless.

 

[Derpmaster9000]

Depends on how you view "high end."

Level 20? They're about small city level+/city level.
Epic level? They can go anywhere from continental to planetary, if not higher.

They're all MFTL+ regardless.

In other words, they take the demigods out back to look at the sunset one final time, before popping their heads clean off.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Depends on how you view "high end."

Level 20? They're about small city level+/city level.
Epic level? They can go anywhere from continental to planetary, if not higher.

They're all MFTL+ regardless.

I see, PJO can reach that level and above though.

In Camp Half-Blood Confidential Hera is said to be able to create a supernova.

Camp Half Blood Confidential : Rick Riordan : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

In response to an awful camp orientation video created by the god Apollo, Percy Jackson and other residents of Camp Half-Blood answer such questions as “What...

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Artemis has that feat from The Titan's Curse where she manipulated the night sky and created constellations.

Which would scale to the Giants and to those that helped defeat them.

Idk about Mftl but I know Tacocat has a calc somewhere for ftl demigods.

Edit: at least if you take the statements accurately. The Giants have a subpar lack of feats.

 

[Paxton]

His ass is not reading.

and lol at someone suggesting that'd he'd be on good terms with fucking Homelander

 

[Cryso Agori]

Venti (Genshin Impact) vs Gunha (To Aru)

Venti Vs Sogita Gunha Location: 25m from each other on the streets of Academy City. Motivation: In character. No prep. Basic knowledge. Standard Equipment. Victory Conditions: Death or Incapacitation. Between Gunha and Venti who wins?

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This one is a stomp for Toaru, Gunha i'm pretty sure doesn't have any feats putting him at mountain busting, even if it's done by a fucking Genshin char

 

[Astaro]

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His ass is not reading.

and lol at someone suggesting that'd he'd be on good terms with fucking Homelander

Good thing that Operation Handcuffs includes Accelerator turning himself in and confessing all his crimes, making what he’s done public knowledge.

“You will never again leave prison.”

“I am aware of that.”

“Even if you are tried as a juvenile! Even if your sentence is reduced for cooperation with our investigations!! It just isn’t enough. The computer has already run some preliminary calculations. At this rate, your sentence will be for 11,000 years!!”

“Way too short. Around a year per murder? What kind of joke is that?”

“Why?” Yomikawa muttered under her breath.

The #1 did not look away.

“Didn’t I tell you? I can’t leave any exceptions. I’m the #1 and the Board Chairman, so I have to lead by example.”

If there’s anything to criticize him for, it’s for being short-sighted in his attempt to remove all the evils of Academy City with OH by using his status as Chairman and his own knowledge of the criminal underworld of AC to expose it all.

The criminal underworld wasn’t just going to be silent about all their crimes and well-kept secrets now being known. To say the he kicked the hornet’s nest is an understatement

 

[Papa Nier]

Depends on how you view "high end."

Level 20? They're about small city level+/city level.
Epic level? They can go anywhere from continental to planetary, if not higher.

They're all MFTL+ regardless.

Level 20 is country level/continent level, they can potentially take on a Tarrasque. Epic level can go from planetary to star level.

 

[Atem]

Cyberpunk 2077 - Taser Nipples

Even without the exoskeleton David was doing some truly nova shit. Spoiler for obvious reasons. Don't look unless you mind that. As for the exoskeleton I am liking that gravity tech.

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Low and behold I do hear the cries of MJ12 Commando in the distance. His whimpers as his world comes crashing down.

 

[Atem]

@Stocking Anarchy

You're going to be calculating the anime's feats soon?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Tank Top Master (OPM) replaces Rider in the 4th Holy Grail War

In the lower tiers of the S-class. But he throws really hard and fast to the point where he can tie himself to a lamppost and throw it dozens to hundreds of kilometers away. At the very least, if he finds himself in the position of Iskandar and Gilgamesh tries to bind him with Enkidu he’ll...

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In the lower tiers of the S-class. But he throws really hard and fast to the point where he can tie himself to a lamppost and throw it dozens to hundreds of kilometers away.

At the very least, if he finds himself in the position of Iskandar and Gilgamesh tries to bind him with Enkidu he’ll tear right through it since he has absolutely zero divinity in him.

He shouldn't even be able to get past Saber in the Bridge scene. Let's not forget Waver wouldn't be nowhere near the person he is after all of the shit with Waver Top Master as a Servant.

 

[Paxton]

Tank Top Master (OPM) replaces Rider in the 4th Holy Grail War

In the lower tiers of the S-class. But he throws really hard and fast to the point where he can tie himself to a lamppost and throw it dozens to hundreds of kilometers away. At the very least, if he finds himself in the position of Iskandar and Gilgamesh tries to bind him with Enkidu he’ll...

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He shouldn't even be able to get past Saber in the Bridge scene. Let's not forget Waver wouldn't be nowhere near the person he is after all of the shit with Waver Top Master as a Servant.

People continuing to get the idea that having no divinity means you can snap Enkidu like a twig will never cease to irritate me.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

People continuing to get the idea that having no divinity means you can snap Enkidu like a twig will never cease to irritate me.

The hilarious part is that in a sense, they are correct... but they are also wrong:

Chain of Heavens [Armament]
A Noble Phantasm that Gilgamesh preferred. Its true name is Enkidu.
This was the chain that bound the Bull of Heaven that caused Uruk seven years of famine. To Gilgamesh, it was a Noble Phantasm that he trusted like Ea, no, it was a Noble Phantasm that he trusted more than Ea.
Its ability is "to rule the Gods".
Its toughness increased with the target's Divinity.
It was one of the few Noble Phantasms that could be classified as Anti-God.
As a result, Chains of Heavens was actually a more troublesome Noble Phantasm for Berserker than Excalibur.
On the other hand, for Saber, Assassin, and Archer, who had no Divinity, it was merely a strong chain.

So in a sense, it IS far weaker than it is against Divine Targets... the problem is they think "Strong Chain" = Easily broken when that's hilariously not the case:

Here, Gilgamesh carries the Shinji made Mountain of Flesh and Grail Mud using Enkidu.

Gilgamesh amassed the weapons of his Gate of Babylon and fires them as if they were a single titanic surge. This surge, displaying complex movement previously unused and trajectory directed by his chain Enkidu, overpowers Richard’s Excalibur attack onslaught.

Not even the King of Heroes could be engulfed in that torrent of power and emerge unscathed.
Tine, sensing that, was on the verge of using a Command Spell to recall him... when she sensed Gilgamesh’s magical energy swell within the pillar of light.
It might be more accurate to say that massive concentrations of magical energy had appeared around him.
It was the same thing that he had been doing all along.
Merely firing Noble Phantasms from his treasury out of empty space.
Only... the natures of the Noble Phantasms he deployed were a little different.
The myriad Noble Phantasms, although each shrouded in immense magical energy, formed a single, titanic surge that coiled around the torrent of light itself, dispersing the light by brute force.
The Noble Phantasms that he had so far fired monotonously now displayed complex movements like a gigantic serpent.
But Gilgamesh was not using magical energy to control his armaments—golden chains that reached out of thin air on all sides were entangling the swarms of Noble Phantasms and forcefully adjusting their trajectories.
Gilgamesh emerged from the dispersed light and, by gathering together the rain of Noble Phantasms, transformed them into a waterfall that plummeted earthward accompanied by a furious surge.
It was like a great, golden dragon devouring the light Saber unleashed as it advanced.

…

Saber, who was continuing to fire his Noble Phantasm from the roof of the church, sensed
that the magical energy he unleashed was being driven back.
Then, seeing the compressed swarm of Noble Phantasms bearing down on him, he could not
keep sweat from beading on his forehead.
Gazing up at the oncoming dragon of Noble Phantasms, Saber closed his eyes for a moment...
and, forcing an intrepid grin, poured his magical energy into his next strike.

So yeah, that's easily disproven, especially since again, the 3 "examples" used have their own series of bullshit feats way past Tank Top Master. Enkidu on non-Divinities is a Strong Chain... in Noble Phantasm standards.

 

[Atem]

Can't wait for the inevitable shit storm this is going to cause.

Master chief vs David Martinez ( Cyberpunk edgerunners) SPOILERS!

It's, uh, David Martinez, and he wins. Master Chief doesn't even compare in terms of speed or strength for that matter since David was also strong enough to flip a speeding Arasaka truck via a rocket zip-line. Sandevistan or Sandy as they call it is basically indistinguishable from...

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[Paxton]

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Leads Naruto to the Promised Land

Sephiroth will appear in Naruto's setting and replace the members of Squad 7 whenever they got into a fight and won. Starting at Squad 7's creation and Kakashi taking the three on their first mission. This will never result in Sephiroth needing to do the work of two Squad 7 members in different...

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[Paxton]

Accelerator ( ToAru ) vs Tusk Act 4 and S&W Go Beyond

Which was immediately made a minor annoyance by the Sisters. Who I will point out again are literally his surviving victims. Who all remember every last death and act of torture he inflicted on them, and yet still bend over backwards to forgive him. Which is honestly the part that pisses me off...

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Accelerator ( ToAru ) vs Tusk Act 4 and S&W Go Beyond

Which was recon seen in the facts that he was both clearly enjoying the carnage and was going to gleefully murder Misaka and Touma. Th fact of the matter is that Accelerator was introduced into the series as a sadistic, blood thirsty, murderer.

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Accelerator ( ToAru ) vs Tusk Act 4 and S&W Go Beyond

Additionally, he didn't even initially try to kill the first clone he fought. He looked at the scientist and went, "Dude, what the hell is going on here? This isn't a fight with Railgun!" No, his power dropped by half, he was crippled, and he gained a whole bunch of new weaknesses. As for...

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