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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence
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it could also win the award for worst sword since they like to actively fuck over their wielders
Again, it's pretty obvious they don't have anything else but likes because if anyone was disliked, they would be easily losing their shit over it in an hilarious fashion.
Ryu Hayabusa Runs a Naruto Gauntlet
Ryu Hayabusa fights a gauntlet of major Naruto villains and heroes. How would Ninja Gaiden's legendary dragon ninja fare in the Narutoverse? Opponents (ordered mostly chronologically, some power rankings may be debatable): Zabuza Haku Chunin exam Gaara Kimimaro Hiruzen (Part 1 Orochimaru...
forums.spacebattles.com Ryu Hayabusa would basically take on everyone here and win with ease.
Dude can literally palm Ki condensed into a Black Hole and fire it at fuckers.
Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)
Bajrang gun was felt 1000 miles away, not 1 kilometer. But the way, all it hit was Kaido's attack and then Kaido's face, thousands of meters in the air (it was well above Wano, which itself is well above sea level near the top of a mountain). Gaoh's attack was felt 5 kilometers away after...
forums.spacebattles.com >these feats
>impressive by toriko standards
You vs. Thomas and Martha Wayne
Superman has recently been defeated by his arch-nemesis, the psycho genius billionaire, Bruce Wayne. Sometimes sacrifices must be made... can you create the Better Timeline where Bruce Wayne channeled his psycho genius for Good instead of Greed? Your assets are whatever assets you already...
forums.sufficientvelocity.com Imma just imagine that this Thomas Wayne is the one from the Flashpoint movie.
Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)
Bajrang gun was felt 1000 miles away, not 1 kilometer. But the way, all it hit was Kaido's attack and then Kaido's face, thousands of meters in the air (it was well above Wano, which itself is well above sea level near the top of a mountain). Gaoh's attack was felt 5 kilometers away after...
>these feats
>impressive by toriko standards
Most of that isn't even impressive by baseline Shonen standards with how they are using them.
Hell, the dude using Pica's size vs. the city to show off how strong Luffy is hilariously doesn't even work because the size of the city is pointless compared to how much Pica should weigh and how much mass he holds in that form.
Again, it's basically this:
Without pointing out that this gigantic thing... is a mook, it actually follows the Nasuverse Law that is "The Bigger something is, the Stronger and more Durable it is" logic and it canonizes how fucking huge most FGO "Mobs" actually are from it's 4th Anniversary:
Again, all of these enemies from the PV? Are still. Fucking. MOOKS!
Most of that isn't even impressive by baseline Shonen standards with how they are using them.
Hell, the dude using Pica's size vs. the city to show off how strong Luffy is hilariously doesn't even work because the size of the city is pointless compared to how much Pica should weigh and how much mass he holds in that form.
Again, it's basically this:
Without pointing out that this gigantic thing... is a mook, it actually follows the Nasuverse Law that is "The Bigger something is, the Stronger and more Durable it is" logic and it canonizes how fucking huge most FGO "Mobs" actually are from it's 4th Anniversary:
Again, all of these enemies from the PV? Are still. Fucking. MOOKS!
and even then Pica is no where near the weight of Gaoh or Mounturtle of the Four Beast itself. Zoro destroying Pica and Luffy being stronger than him means nothing when in a previous arc than the version of toriko they are using, he yeeted through a 1 trillion litre waterfall and then Sunny reflected torikos attack x 30 and busted a 5k meter tall, 1 trillion ton mountain.
See? That's the shit that's hilariously impressive and show how completely out of his league Luffy is against Toriko.
It's why certain shit needs to actually be clarified because otherwise, it doesn't mean fuck of all. While yes, I'm certain Pica was using Haki for that form to make it denser but again, HOW much denser is it really? Is it denser than the Ark in Fishman Island? He ain't more defensively than freaking Katakuri is or anyone after him and I thought the biggest problem with Pica wasn't his defense, but more hitting HIM specifically in that mass.
I can never get over how muscled Nightingale is drawn in this panel
she looks like Bisky's adult form from the back. Hell Toriko would be able to do to pica what zoro did with just a leg knife
I can never get over how muscled Nightingale is drawn in this panel
This is the same woman able to hotbox against Goetia and even fight well against Cu Alter even after becoming one with a Demon God Pillar...
Nightingale does not get the respect she deserves for the sheer insanity she does.
(For the latter part, Cu Alter wasn't even that majorly hurt from a full on haymaker from her despite her obliterating that Spriggan with less oomph to her punches... but yeah, Servants are weak right?)
She is not given her due at all my man.
The truly hilarious part? So could Sieg:
(That was him on E, FYI)
And most Servants:
(The 4th Page has Fergus literally clash with Hektor with such force that the resulting shockwave effortlessly cuts a plateau in two... and outside of being surprised at the sheer force of the hit, Hektor is still fighting him
Like I'm not even bringing up Karna ultimately destroying a World equivalent to Greek Mythology just trying to finish off Sieg in their fight or even bringing up the other absurd bullshit they did...
Again, they believe One Piece completely outstrips this series... somehow.
His is unironically stronger at the end of the series but with what Black showed? Gilgamesh would still equal it which is somehow even more hilarious.
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Ruphas Mafahl and Alovenus (A Wild Last Boss Appeared) vs The Gardener and Winnower (Destiny)
Rules: 1. Both sides start at their strongest. 2. The location is in an indestructible universe. 3. Both sides bloodlusted, no preparation, all equipment is allowed, neither character has starting knowledge on each other's abilities. 4. Starting Distance is the farthest distance they can...
forums.spacebattles.com i almost posted this lmao@OtherGalaxy
Ruphas Mafahl and Alovenus (A Wild Last Boss Appeared) vs The Gardener and Winnower (Destiny)
Rules: 1. Both sides start at their strongest. 2. The location is in an indestructible universe. 3. Both sides bloodlusted, no preparation, all equipment is allowed, neither character has starting knowledge on each other's abilities. 4. Starting Distance is the farthest distance they can...
Superhot Protagonist vs V (Cyberpunk 2077)
Also, before the usual suspects come along, Mike Pondsmith himself approves of the anime and says word-for-word that they nailed it. Just as he exactly envisioned everything.
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Mike Pondsmith himself confirms that the anime is canon, and that it's the ideal and exact depiction of Cyberpunk as he envisioned it in his brain.
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