Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Masterblack06]

Current strongest character in Boruto apparently. With a discount version of Accelerator’s ability to reflect back attacks but only if he’s holding hands with someone.

Right up there with Ring of Power’s Sauron for lamest, most non-threatening villain ever

i remember someone on 4chan making fun of this kid because he got styled on by some old man who stopped thinking while fighting him so his powers didn't work

 

[Masterblack06]

Kamijou Touma vs Shiro Emiya

I think that's just Kamachi's brand of bad writing lol. Touma was always supposed to be a normal human with no other special abilities.

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He's actually retarded

>touma
>normal human

 

[Astaro]

i remember someone on 4chan making fun of this kid because he got styled on by some old man who stopped thinking while fighting him so his powers didn't work

Meanwhile FT 100 Years Quest Villains…

 

[Paxton]

And of course he's one of the SB users that have their message history unable to be viewed by guests. :/
Coward.

 

[Paxton]

Vox Machina vs Brockton Bay (WormvsVoxMachina)

at the end of the animated show of Vox Machina, the adventures known as Vox Machina appears at BBay just after Lungs 2 defeat. they have been hired by an unknown being, kill all the leaders of the Parahuman gangs(and local PRT). both sides are at high calc feats scaling from show and book. no...

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No Mercy Percy solos.

 

[GregSteve]

Boruto villians look like Tik Tok rappers bunch of bitches

 

[Papa Nier]

Vox Machina vs Brockton Bay (WormvsVoxMachina)

at the end of the animated show of Vox Machina, the adventures known as Vox Machina appears at BBay just after Lungs 2 defeat. they have been hired by an unknown being, kill all the leaders of the Parahuman gangs(and local PRT). both sides are at high calc feats scaling from show and book. no...

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No Mercy Percy solos.

In the podcast, they were level 12, so their dc should be city level. Everyone and their grandmother are mftl. EoS Vox Machina is an even worse stomp.

 

[Paxton]

 

[Paxton]

Kamijou Touma vs Shiro Emiya

I have a question, why are you using quotes from OT again, not after NT9 when Touma got stronger. Touma from OT22 couldn't react to Coronzon's Flaming Sword, considering that he couldn't react to the Saints and the Index beam which are much slower than the Flaming Sword. The same attack that...

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..So is it like a literal 6th sense or is it more like "intuition" based on tells/experience for Touma?

 

[Masterblack06]

Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

I mean he really is just walking here though, like when someone is running you can say "Oh actually it's slowed down so you can follow along but canonically they're blurs." and I believe that but he's at best jogging here. It doesn't have to be easily accessible, I'm pretty sure turning some...

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[Masterblack06]

Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (Fate Apocrypha)

VS Madara & Aizen EoS. Red & Black factions from Fate Apocrypha (anime). Morals on. Victory by any means. R1: Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (no Ruler and no Shirou). R2: Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (with Ruler and Shirou).

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@Xhominid the Fool

 

[Mr.OMG]

Kamijou Touma vs Shiro Emiya

I have a question, why are you using quotes from OT again, not after NT9 when Touma got stronger. Touma from OT22 couldn't react to Coronzon's Flaming Sword, considering that he couldn't react to the Saints and the Index beam which are much slower than the Flaming Sword. The same attack that...

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..So is it like a literal 6th sense or is it more like "intuition" based on tells/experience for Touma?

You could say that, given all those "charges of electricity down his spine" after which he dodged all those multidimensional and similar attacks.

 

[Paxton]

Kamijou Touma vs Shiro Emiya

Flaming Sword doesn’t have infinite speed, it’s the Circle of Ra-Hoor-Khuit that does. That was against Aleister and we know for a fact she doesn’t have infinite speed. It’s also implied it wasn’t impossible to dodge the Flaming Sword to begin with after it’s fired. Lilith also moved her hand...

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"The attack doesn't have infinite speed, it was only released via an infinite build up of acceleration"

>also ignores the fact that the text literally says that after it is already fired that it's impossible to evade and that Lilith explicitly ignored causality to act before it





People harp on and on about "muh flowery language" and "muh purple prose" but this shit literally spells it for you in text, man.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (Fate Apocrypha)

VS Madara & Aizen EoS. Red & Black factions from Fate Apocrypha (anime). Morals on. Victory by any means. R1: Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (no Ruler and no Shirou). R2: Madara & Aizen VS Red & Black factions (with Ruler and Shirou).

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@Xhominid the Fool

Yeah Madara and Aizen get the assbeating of a lifetime before being dunked in Hydra Venom to suffer for the rest of their lives in sheer agony

 

[Paxton]

Kamijou Touma vs Shiro Emiya

You also seem to ignore that if it missed, the shockwave has enough force to maybe destroy a human body. This is a hilarious gross correlation to the supposed effect of what an object moving at infinite speed would do. Edit: The text I provided from NT7 shows that Touma couldn’t react to the...

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This shit is dumb too. It's just "b-but there's a lack of collateral damage" but reworded.

 

[Paxton]

Kamijou Touma (Toaru) vs Popeye

Fight starts in a random U.S. naval shipyard 10 meters apart. Touma gets feats from the LN, anime, manga, and games. Popeye gets feats from official cartoons, comics, and movies. Both at their strongest. Standard equipment. In character. Popeye, for some reason, believes Touma was making...

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Bruh.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Which Type-Moon characters can bypass Gojo's infinity (JJK)?

Aren'tthat great why? I don't see why they aren't that great to be honest. Though Reality marble sure aren't that better on average compare to Domain Expansion to be honest here

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Aren't that great why? I don't see why they aren't that great to be honest.

Though Reality marble sure aren't that better on average compare to Domain Expansion to be honest here

To anyone who isn't a dumbass, it's extremely easy to understand why Reality Marbles > Domain Expansions:

1) Domain Expansion can easily be invaded from the outside, Reality Marbles explicitly cannot be outside of straight up trying to destroy it entirely(You are either allowed in or not)

2) While Domain Expansions allow you to be able to hit your opponent no matter what once it's established, Reality Marbles temporarily overwrite Reality itself and allow the rules of the Opponent's soul to be made manifest(Iskandar's Reality Marble shouldn't even be POSSIBLE considering all of those Soldiers are Servants ranging from weaker than him, being his equal in strength to even being stronger than him, Shirou's Unlimited Blade Works can literally operate faster than Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon even when the latter is fired first and Shirou's Structural Grasp has to identify the weapon first, etc.)

3) Domain Expansion requires constant Cursed Energy to stick around, Reality Marbles only require so much due to Nasuverse Earth not liking foreign things like that on it's surface and fights it back constantly, a Domain Expansion would be immediately destroyed in seconds even compared to a Reality Marble normally would by comparison.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Which Type-Moon characters can bypass Gojo's infinity (JJK)?

No it shouldn't. Rule Breaker only negates specific things, and Infinity shouldn't fall into any of the appropriate categories. Now Gae Dearg might be able to to, but not Rule Breaker. As for other options of bypassing Infinity, I have a question. If you're standing 5 meters away from Gojo and...

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No it shouldn't. Rule Breaker only negates specific things, and Infinity shouldn't fall into any of the appropriate categories. Now Gae Dearg might be able to to, but not Rule Breaker.

A Noble Phantasm with an ability clearly unlike that of the other Servants' Noble Phantasms. Its efficiency as a weapon is virtually nil, but it has the ability to "break" (as in, "violation of commandment" or "transgression of law") any magic on a target pierced by its blade. Targets that can be broken are contracts formed from prana, and life forms born from prana. Rule Breaker can reset the condition of the target to the state before magic was used on it. In other words, contracts formed from prana are wiped clean, and life forms created from prana are forcibly sublimated. Thus, its utility is quite limited, but it is extremely powerful within the context of the Servant system of the Holy Grail War.
In practice, Medea successfully used this Noble Phantasm to nullify the contracts between other Masters and their Servants. For a time, Artoria and EMIYA served Medea as her own Servants.

Rule Breaker.
A dagger that can destroy any sorcery.
It is an anti-sorcery Noble Phantasm, that returns any objects strengthened with magical energy, connections bound by contracts, or life forms created out of magical energy, to a state prior to their "creation".
Of course, there are limits. No matter how low the rank, it is impossible for Rule Breaker to affect a Noble Phantasm.
It is truly a Noble Phantasm befitting Caster, and was used to capture and monopolize Saber.
An unassumingly fearsome Noble Phantasm.

According to Caster, “This is a sword of negation and betrayal, that nullifies every kind of magecraft in the world.” Capable of returning objects strengthened with magical energy to their former state and nullifying connections bound by contracts, it could be said to be the ultimate “anti-magic” Noble Phantasm. It is an effect suitable to the Noble Phantasm that is a manifestation of Caster’s nature as the “Witch of Betrayal”.
As the complex shape of the blade would suggest, it isn’t a very powerful weapon. It’s probably only about as strong as a normal knife. Traditionally, ceremonial knives were never meant to be used as weapons, and were designed as mere decoration. This knife was created under that school of thought

Wow, it literally took just looking at the places where it's described to see how wrong this is. Rule Breaker would emphatically work on Infinity.

As for other options of bypassing Infinity, I have a question. If you're standing 5 meters away from Gojo and he activates Infinity, is he

A: now considered to be infinitely far away

or

B: still considered to be 5 meters away from you, it's just that those 5 meters are divided into an infinitely large number of infinitely small fractions and to reach him something would need to move through all of those infinite fractions of distance, which due to there being infinitely many of them would take an infinite amount of time?

Or to put it another way, if someone can teleport a distance of 5 meters, would they be able to teleport over to him?

That's... not how Infinity works even by how Gojou meticulously explains how it works.
Space is divided infinitely the second you try and get close to him, constantly dividing to basically infinity but the distance itself never changes, thus it feels like he's constantly just near you but isn't at all times.

And again, virtually any Noble Phantasm(because they ignore the Laws of Physics explicitly) or decent enough Magic Resistance will allow any Servant to just walk right through it with no problem.

 

[Masterblack06]

Kamijou Touma (Toaru) vs Popeye

Fight starts in a random U.S. naval shipyard 10 meters apart. Touma gets feats from the LN, anime, manga, and games. Popeye gets feats from official cartoons, comics, and movies. Both at their strongest. Standard equipment. In character. Popeye, for some reason, believes Touma was making...

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Bruh.

Popeye grabs the dragons and beats them to fucking death and turns their hides into a fucking wallet

 

[Qinglong]

Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

I mean he really is just walking here though, like when someone is running you can say "Oh actually it's slowed down so you can follow along but canonically they're blurs." and I believe that but he's at best jogging here. It doesn't have to be easily accessible, I'm pretty sure turning some...

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Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

OPM Humans are the same humans as any one of us, something that is explicitly called to be the result of training in-universe will be replicatable by all humans. Or Solidus is skilled enough in shooting to hit a weak point on the Metal Gears that even Snake or Raiden can't hit, something that...

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Contessa VS. Metal Gear Ray SPOILERS!

Well yeah, I'd think so for the first one at least since chakra coils are universal to humans in Naruto and it's pretty much already been ruled on this board that genjutsu works in vs battles and genjutsu requires your opponent to have chakra. She'd have the same amount as any civilian or normal...

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This entire thread is clown tier