Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Proto234

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Good old muh IRL army superiority. Granted it's Disney version but still
 

Derpmaster9000

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Good old muh IRL army superiority. Granted it's Disney version but still
Given its the Disney version, all the IRL army has to do, is wait for the purple-haired feminist arts major to fuck everything up and do the IRL army's job for them out of sheer incompetence. Which shouldn't take long. :kobeha
 

Derpmaster9000

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:mjgrin
You know what? Forget 2024. This nigga won't even last till June before he's been banned from Sb and VSBW for his nonsense. Hell, throw in Comicvine while we're at it, because this man just can't help himself. :kobeha
 

Stocking Anarchy

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Good old muh IRL army superiority. Granted it's Disney version but still
A friend pointed out that a B1 actually has freakishly good aim. They fail so much because their targets are superhuman Jedi (and heroes like Padme). Almost all their shots would be killing shot if they weren't against a superhuman space monk.
 

Welsh_Dragon

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Welsh_Dragon

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Good old muh IRL army superiority. Granted it's Disney version but still
Ummm...Isn't Italy outgunned and outnumbered by a wide margin? Like, I wouldn't even get into Uni+ Luke and another character in the same ballpark, Just the clone war number will flatten the entire earth. Like, they could conduct sterilization of the entire earth and then replace the previous population number with nothing but soldiers, and even then their army number won't take a hit.
 
A friend pointed out that a B1 actually has freakishly good aim. They fail so much because their targets are superhuman Jedi (and heroes like Padme). Almost all their shots would be killing shot if they weren't against a superhuman space monk.

That's been a well-known about Storm Troopers Pre-Disney BS.
They actually have freakishly good aim by real life standards and the only times they failed to hit their targets outside of Jedi when they was ordered not to kill.
 

Derpmaster9000

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Ummm...Isn't Italy outgunned and outnumbered by a wide margin? Like, I wouldn't even get into Uni+ Luke and another character in the same ballpark, Just the clone war number will flatten the entire earth. Like, they could conduct sterilization of the entire earth and then replace the previous population number with nothing but soldiers, and even then their army number won't take a hit.
Bro, read which version of Star Wars this is. This ain't the Extended Universe Canon, its the fucking Disney-verse canon. The realm of incompetence. :mjlol
 
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