Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[shiny]

Can the US military invade Shinsenkyo (Hells Paradise)

The Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier along with a single standard armored division and 3000 rangers are teleported onto the island of Shinsenkyo, they have regular stocks of equipment including a depot building with 30 million rounds of ammunition along with a fuel depot with 3 million liters of...

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[Qinglong]

MasterBlack doesn't like Fire Emblem...
Though, SB would downplay it like they do all games that have a "Medieval" setting because in the end, a sword is a sword, arrows are arrows so they stand no chance against Guns or whatever.
I mean even series like 3 Hopes/3 Houses kinda destroys that nonsense they have but hey, I can't think as stupidly as they do on this

Esdeath(Akame Ga Kill) vs Madara(Naruto)

Both are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Location is the Final Valley, and the distance is 30 meters. Esdeath is at her strongest. Madara is alive with one rinnegan (no Ten Tails). Manga feats for both. The Victory Conditions are Death, BFR, or Incapacitation.

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>SB acting as if Esdeath uses her Time Stop like it's a first resort
>Forgets she explicitly uses it as a Last Resort.
>Thinking Madara would die to her when he's physically durable enough to not become a splatter on the wall when the Bijuu basically beat the shit out of him because they still think Esdeath is Country level when that move took alot of time for her to do and isn't her basic strength.

90% certain Siriel did that around last year, would be a pita to find though

edit: apparently not thanks to google:

Team RWBY & JNPR vs Fire emblem final bosses gauntlet

Team RWBY & JNPR from RWBY face against gauntlets of final boss characters (along with their retainers) from Fire Emblem series. Who can they beat & can't If the team can't beat a gauntlet, they'll be transported to the next one. Fire emblem characters can use all feats besides their game such...

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somehow ashera isn't equal to yune despite being her other half and is weaker than Kurthnaga in offense

 

[Masterblack06]

Muzan (KnY) runs a Martial Artist Gauntlet

Muzan will be running a gauntlet of world famous martial artists to see how far he can get in a fight against people without swords. Muzan will not be allowed to infect his opponents, change their mental state, or mess with the body biologically. Anything else is fair game. The fight takes...

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jesus christ

 

[OtherGalaxy]

does he not just stop at 1? Isn't his weakness almost literally just hamon?

 

[Astaro]

Yup, nearly all demons in the series besides Nezuko die to sunlight just like vampires and zombies do in JoJo

What Johnathan lacks in stats he does make up by essentially being krypton to Muzan

 

[ChaosTheory123]

does he not just stop at 1? Isn't his weakness almost literally just hamon?

Nah, the best feats in KnY actually do eclipse Tarkus

Doma’s frozen room sized ice buddha was done suffering from nigh-lethal dosing of demon poison for example

Gyutaro leveled the red light district about to die (was just beheaded IIRC).

Consider Hamon like their bullshit sun swords and they needed to be Red to ruin Muzan’s regen.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Can the US military invade Shinsenkyo (Hells Paradise)

The Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier along with a single standard armored division and 3000 rangers are teleported onto the island of Shinsenkyo, they have regular stocks of equipment including a depot building with 30 million rounds of ammunition along with a fuel depot with 3 million liters of...

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lol lmao even

Sure, there's the immortal superhumans who can infinitely regenerate when not struck by the local magic, but thats containable with sufficiently thick walls and judicious use of napalm.

Why can't said immortal superhuman's just break the walls? Gabimaru and Zhu Jin were easily capable of breaking through the wall of Horai.

R s even says that they are functionally immortal without attacking with tao, so why would napalm work? Oh right, lol US military wank.

In reality, the military wouldn't get past the Soshin Deities, they were strong enough to give Gabimaru, whose capable of doing the above in BOS without tao training a little trouble.

And of course, the US military would piss their pants when seeing the unnatural fishheaded chimeras.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

90% certain Siriel did that around last year, would be a pita to find though

edit: apparently not thanks to google:

Team RWBY & JNPR vs Fire emblem final bosses gauntlet

Team RWBY & JNPR from RWBY face against gauntlets of final boss characters (along with their retainers) from Fire Emblem series. Who can they beat & can't If the team can't beat a gauntlet, they'll be transported to the next one. Fire emblem characters can use all feats besides their game such...

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somehow ashera isn't equal to yune despite being her other half and is weaker than Kurthnaga in offense

And I see even outside of Siriel, you have someone stating that because we didn't see the Sword of the Creator leveling Mountains, it cannot do such a thing(Even when Sothis had to fix the World is explicitly mentioned):

I will say that 3H probably isn't quite as strong as presented- like, there's legends of the Sword of the Creator being mountain-cutting, but we never ever ever see it do anything close to that (and a lot of the info on Relics is outright lies)- Byleth never cuts even a small hill in the cutscenes in any route, and even Nemesis-in-his-prime (from the opening flashback cutscene) can kill couple dozen people with each swing, but he isn't wiping out entire armies or alter the battlefield's terrain or w/e. Similarly, the Javelins of Light are not really nukes. We get a goodish look at their aftermath in VW+SS, and they're more like powerful standard missiles than nukes- medieval buildings that take directish hits are gone, as are the buildings next to the target, but the buildings two or three away from impact are damaged but not destroyed.

The only Javelin aftermath that is really nuclear in scope is Ailell, and there were some...special circumstances involved there.

They could have just spammed them out in ridiculous numbers. Or they could have used other means like actual nukes or more powerful Javelins. Or maybe the world needed to be fixed 'thanks' to the efforts of both Sothis and Agarthans, rather than just the Agarthans (eg Sothis put up her reflective shield that seems to amplify Javelins to Ailell level and the Ailell-boosted Javelins bounced everywhere). We don't know any details of what happened way back when. What we do have a fair idea of is that the current Slytherin Javelins aren't nuclear-level (see Javelin aftermath cutscene), which means Rhea doesn't get points for tanking nuclear weapons.

Yeah, let's ignore that Sothis/Rhea wasn't at full strength ever when we fight her in any of the Routes(I don't even think in Edelgard's) and yet her damage soak is absolutely insane to believe it's just only on her side meanwhile Nemesis is just a husk as well when he's revived.
Like come off it.

 

[ChaosTheory123]

Nah, the best feats in KnY actually do eclipse Tarkus

Doma’s frozen room sized ice buddha was done suffering from nigh-lethal dosing of demon poison for example

Gyutaro leveled the red light district about to die (was just beheaded IIRC).

Consider Hamon like their bullshit sun swords and they needed to be Red to ruin Muzan’s regen.

That said, if Ripple is supposed to be a 1 to 1 analog for Sunlight then he’d be cooked with direct contact, yeah.

Not sure how long it’d take though. Demon Tanjirou took a second to conquer the sun and basically just suffered some burns. If Muzan burns at a similar rate (mind you, Tanjirou had greater potential than Muzan), it’s not a victory condition that’s practical on his own?

Mind you, in character, Muzan would likely run the fuck away from a dude that’s a 1 to 1 sun analog because he’s a fucking coward

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

That said, if Ripple is supposed to be a 1 to 1 analog for Sunlight then he’d be cooked with direct contact, yeah.

Not sure how long it’d take though. Demon Tanjirou took a second to conquer the sun and basically just suffered some burns. If Muzan burns at a similar rate (mind you, Tanjirou had greater potential than Muzan), it’s not a victory condition that’s practical on his own?

Mind you, in character, Muzan would likely run the fuck away from a dude that’s a 1 to 1 sun analog because he’s a fucking coward

It's honestly funny, for how wanked Muzan gets from people, he's hilariously not just a weaker Naraku but an even bigger bitch than Naraku.
At the very least Naraku would still fight even after the protagonists can hurt him until it's too close for comfort than he flees and ultimately went down fighting(And brought it to the crew in the final battle). Meanwhile Muzan doesn't even want to risk getting near the Demon Slayers at all and created the Lower and Upper Moons to deal with them and only fought them when they cornered his ass.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

That said, if Ripple is supposed to be a 1 to 1 analog for Sunlight then he’d be cooked with direct contact, yeah.

Not sure how long it’d take though. Demon Tanjirou took a second to conquer the sun and basically just suffered some burns. If Muzan burns at a similar rate (mind you, Tanjirou had greater potential than Muzan), it’s not a victory condition that’s practical on his own?

Mind you, in character, Muzan would likely run the fuck away from a dude that’s a 1 to 1 sun analog because he’s a fucking coward

it’s pretty similar at least, the breathing is supposed to generate “the energy of the sun” iirc

now realizing all record of Mike’s original Tarkus calc is gone though so I have no clue what we even scale the Vampire and Pillar Men too now besides Ultimate Kars

 

[Cryso Agori]

lol lmao even


Why can't said immortal superhuman's just break the walls? Gabimaru and Zhu Jin were easily capable of breaking through the wall of Horai.

R s even says that they are functionally immortal without attacking with tao, so why would napalm work? Oh right, lol US military wank.

In reality, the military wouldn't get past the Soshin Deities, they were strong enough to give Gabimaru, whose capable of doing the above in BOS without tao training a little trouble.

And of course, the US military would piss their pants when seeing the unnatural fishheaded chimeras.

Yeah, chapter 7

Fish Soshin managed to survive having a chunk of its head ripped off and catch Gabi.

This is the same Gabimaru who proceeds to h2h Zhu Jin without tao training and force him into Kishikai a day later.

Obv Gabimaru isn't using his full strength here since he murders a bunch of Soshin in this chapter anyway.

But the fact that the Soshin managed to do this already puts it above peak human. It could literally rip people in half.

Actually that's an understatement, it could probably turn a person into red stains like Rokurota did to Eizen.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

it’s pretty similar at least, the breathing is supposed to generate “the energy of the sun” iirc

now realizing all record of Mike’s original Tarkus calc is gone though so I have no clue what we even scale the Vampire and Pillar Men too now besides Ultimate Kars

actually Kars being small town level was based on that calc too

at least he had the benefit of tanking a couple volcanic eruptions and cracking the side of the volcano but it still isn’t much to work with

 

[Astaro]

I wouldn’t call Kars tanking the eruption. He and Joseph were on the rock underneath that was launched by it that obviously shielded them from the blast.

He did survive a prolonged lava dip long enough to devise a way to escape

 

[OtherGalaxy]

I wouldn’t call Kars tanking the eruption. He and Joseph were on the rock underneath that was launched by it that obviously shielded them from the blast.

He did survive a prolonged lava dip long enough to devise a way to escape

thats not the one im referring to, he didnt tank that at all

but he survives two smaller eruptions at the very beginning of the fight before he had ever grown the crab shell

 

[Astaro]

thats not the one im referring to, he didnt tank that at all

but he survives two smaller eruptions at the very beginning of the fight before he had ever grown the crab shell

Oh right, forgot the plane crash and explosion stirred up the volcano’s lava enough to trigger it

 

[OtherGalaxy]

it usually gets overlooked but one of them was a decent size compared to the mountain itself, might get some ok numbers but idk


I really just wish the old tarkus calc survived bc every other site’s attempts have only got around less than a ton of tnt equivalent and I swear the one we had used for years was a lot higher, like 19 tons or so. could be wrong

 

[Cryso Agori]

Can the US military invade Shinsenkyo (Hells Paradise)

The Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier along with a single standard armored division and 3000 rangers are teleported onto the island of Shinsenkyo, they have regular stocks of equipment including a depot building with 30 million rounds of ammunition along with a fuel depot with 3 million liters of...

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Btw, the human headed butterflies don't just look like nightmare fuel and turn whoever they sting into plants.

Breathing in their scales also causes hallucinations and sickness (Sagiri got knocked out breathing the scales in.)

Chaostheory has talked about how mentally weak rl humans are before.

Within a few minutes of stepping on the island you'd have.

-butterflies looking like nightmare fuel turning people into wood

-people going insane from hallucinations or just collapsing.

-all the while bigger nightmare fuel in the shape of unnatural deities are smashing your fellow soldiers to paste.

Yeah I see everybody quickly going fuck this and trying to run away or collapsing and praying and losing the will to fight.

 

[Astaro]

that feat of Tarkus cutting a cliff is so weirdly drawn though. Probably why it varies in calcs.

Probably get a better number from him lifting that enormous boulder and Johnathan with just a finger

 

[ChaosTheory123]

that feat of Tarkus cutting a cliff is so weirdly drawn though. Probably why it varies in calcs.

Probably get a better number from him lifting that enormous boulder and Johnathan with just a finger

It varies because other than our calc, every other attempt seems to use more than one scan to deflate the value

You only need the one scan, using anything else was pretty disingenuously done with an agenda.