Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[Paxton]

Weakest Primarch (WH40K) that can defeat Nothing There (Project Moon)

Now here's an ugly mug. Battlefield is a random barren wasteland with flat terrain. Starting distance is 10 meters. Victory condition is death or defeat. Let's go with more consistent feats, I guess? Standard equipment. Nothing There is in upright form. Speed is equalized to save the...

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[Qinglong]

>DDJ is the OP

dumb banana and proof skynet is real in the same thread

nope I'm out I ain't posting there

 

[ChaosTheory123]

what happened

Just working inpatient Psych

It’s honestly not that dangerous, I just happened to put myself at the center of attention when potential for violence occurred.

Was focused on deescalation while blocking the double doors I knew the PT could kick through from prior experience. Didn’t bother blocking shit because neither the prior body shots or to my face hurt enough to care to shift my focus. That was a mistake because eyes are fragile and it was hit at the wrong angle.

Luckily the deflated husk with a partially detached retina, cornea holding on by a single degraded suture from 10 years ago, and now absent iris and lens can be partially fixed with surgery? At least the retina was fixed so far, it’s just a hollow shell atm moment until the big three are replaced.

Honestly not that big of a deal, just kind of miss depth perception and being able to use my left periphery.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

chaos has seen some shit man

 

[shiny]

KNY stans...

Karna (Type-Moon) vs Muzan (Demon Slayer)

Battle Condition: 1) Arena: Open Field 2) Time: 12 am (High-Night) Feats: a) All High-End Feats are to be taken. b) Ignore Anti-Feats, Inconsistency, or setting-breaking feats. As long as it is shown, take it as a literal feat. [Since Fate is a long series with many authors, if we...

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[Paxton]

chaos has seen some shit man

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

muzan kibutsuji runs an akatsuki gauntlet

You mean one paw swipe that he held both his arms up for and struggled to deal with? Still somewhat impressive but its not out of his pay grade compared to other things he took damage from. Perfectly since he doesn't even need to be made out of cells for it to work. Most of Kakuzu's fire...

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You mean one paw swipe that he held both his arms up for and struggled to deal with?
Still somewhat impressive but its not out of his pay grade compared to other things he took damage from.

Apparently being hit by a Bijuu dead on suddenly means nothing to what Muzan has taken... what fresh retardation is this? And the rest of the thread gets exponentially worse after this post.

sannin (Naruto) vs upper moons (demon slayer)

if everyone wants to avoid that talk, then fine, so be it, but all i would've said was that blitzing land of waves naruto is a lot less impressive than blitzing EoS Kanao and Inosuke, but whatever. assuming this is a 6 v 3, i feel like once the attrition kicks in, and considering neither...

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This thread is legit no better.

Honestly, the demons might just let her do it, laugh in her face as they completely shrug it off, and probably gets her head splattered in return.... no seriously, Tsunade brings nothing to the table here. you have to behead them with a nichirin sword, otherwise, as shown when Muzan beheads Gyokko, they just completely regen, and in Hantengu's case, a different clone emerges.

Edit: Actually, Daki, the weakest person here, gets her head splattered by Nezuko, and the only reaction Daki had was "I'm going to kill you for doing that". to sugggest Tsunade splattering one of their heads as any more than just a slight inconvenience is a undersell of the demon's regeneration.

>Tsunade is worthless because Nezuko kicked Daki's part of her head off and she regenerated so Tsunade can't do anything.
>Tsunade can re-arrange the landscape of over 100 meters in one punch and not even at full throttle
>Tsunade is somehow comparable to fucking Nezuko.

There's not even enough in the world for SB members to stop sucking on KnY's dick. I'm legit surprised they aren't wanking that Karna loses to Muzan in the thread they have in the front page at this point.

 

[ChaosTheory123]

chaos has seen some shit man

Whatcha mean, I can’t see shit outta half my face

 

[Paxton]

so just to clarify do you straight up only have one eye or do you have both but one of them is just in poor condition?

 

[Paxton]

although I guess the distinction isn't really that important

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

KNY stans...

Karna (Type-Moon) vs Muzan (Demon Slayer)

Battle Condition: 1) Arena: Open Field 2) Time: 12 am (High-Night) Feats: a) All High-End Feats are to be taken. b) Ignore Anti-Feats, Inconsistency, or setting-breaking feats. As long as it is shown, take it as a literal feat. [Since Fate is a long series with many authors, if we...

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Nah, they are atleast completely consistent in that Karna murders the shit out of Muzan in comparison to believing Muzan can defeat a good chunk of the Akatsuki or Tsunade is worthless against the Upper Moons.
Like the thread being made is enough for this thread but you can find far worse nonsense for KnY.

 

[ChaosTheory123]

so just to clarify do you straight up only have one eye or do you have both but one of them is just in poor condition?

I technically still have 2, but I might as well have 1 because what is there is just useless flesh receiving light signals that don’t focus because my lens was ejected with the rest of the internals of the eye when it happened

Think a doll looking eye with an incredibly irritated looking sclera because the cornea has just about had it. That’s after they saved the initially deflated shell and reattached the retina.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I'm just legit amazed in that thread that apparently Tsunade, rusty as hell as she is in this image, is apparently worthless against the Upper Moons... gotta be fucking shitting me.

 

[NeloAngelo]

Weakest Primarch (WH40K) that can defeat Nothing There (Project Moon)

Now here's an ugly mug. Battlefield is a random barren wasteland with flat terrain. Starting distance is 10 meters. Victory condition is death or defeat. Let's go with more consistent feats, I guess? Standard equipment. Nothing There is in upright form. Speed is equalized to save the...

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I don't know the others

 

[Paxton]

I don't know the others

Nothing There is an Aleph-level Abnormality from the game Lobotomy Corporation and is uh... like galaxy level (maybe?) I think?

No idea about speed though

 

[NeloAngelo]

Nothing There is an Aleph-level Abnormality from the game Lobotomy Corporation and is uh... like galaxy level (maybe?) I think?

No idea about speed though

Galaxy level is way above the Primarchs, I only see mindfuck and soulfuck viable in case it's slow and has no resistance to it.

 

[Paxton]

Galaxy level is way above the Primarchs, I only see mindfuck and soulfuck viable in case it's slow and has no resistance to it.

No idea about its speed but uh, those are infact things it has resistance to. And heavy resistance at that.

White damage attacks the mind (there's a whole scaling chain regarding this but I digress), pale damage attacks the soul/induces death/paralysis, and it's the tankiest Abnormality in the game

Or at least in the top 3 anyway.

The best mind feat iirc in terms of explicit numbers was when the Pianist, a Distortion, affected the entire City with its music, which has a population of 7 billion.
Although that's pretty middling compared to what I remember of 40k in terms of sheer numbers affected

Said Distortion was said to be equivalent to a Waw-class (the 2nd highest danger classification) Abnormality according to the devs, and the higher classification Abnormalities generally scale above the weaker ones in most aspects.

 

[NostalgiaFan]

Just working inpatient Psych

It’s honestly not that dangerous, I just happened to put myself at the center of attention when potential for violence occurred.

Was focused on deescalation while blocking the double doors I knew the PT could kick through from prior experience. Didn’t bother blocking shit because neither the prior body shots or to my face hurt enough to care to shift my focus. That was a mistake because eyes are fragile and it was hit at the wrong angle.

Luckily the deflated husk with a partially detached retina, cornea holding on by a single degraded suture from 10 years ago, and now absent iris and lens can be partially fixed with surgery? At least the retina was fixed so far, it’s just a hollow shell atm moment until the big three are replaced.

Honestly not that big of a deal, just kind of miss depth perception and being able to use my left periphery.

Fuck's shake man hope to god you don't get yourself into further trouble like losing a limb and shit because you seem to have a habit of getting fucked up.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Muzan and the Upper Moons (Demon Slayer) vs Kintoki, Watanabe no Tsuna and Minamoto no Raikou (Fate)

Muzan and the Upper Moons vs Kintoki, Watanabe no Tsuna and Minamoto no Raikou (Berseker) No outside help Classic equipment For the Fate side can be used Anime, Game and Light Novel feats To the death Distance: 50 m Place: abandoned city at midnight

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The Upper Moons (Demon Slayer) vs 2 Captains (Bleach)

The combatants that are fighting in this team bout? The Upper Moons from Demon Slayer: -Kokushibo, Akaza, Doma, Gyokko, Hantengu, Nakime, Kaigaku, Daki and Gyutaro. Their Opponents? The Captains of Squads 6 and 11: -Byakuya Kuchiki and Kenpachi Zaraki. •This is Soul Society Arc Byakuya and...

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Okay seriously, what is with people making these threads now? I'm not sure if people have become this deluded or it's people just throwing them against people they would get murdered by due to tiring of the wank.
If it's the latter, I can't even blame them for it.

 

[Paxton]

the upper moons vs touma