Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[Derpmaster9000]

“Rom’s maximum speed is Mach 4 and flying at that speed for too long destroys his external sensors”

Ngl

These official statements would have been funny to use against Dork Lock when he was wanking Rom here

DeadLock tries to wank his favorite character.

You or anyone else, knowing exactly what'll piss him off:

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Might Guy vs. Minato

The two speedsters of the Leaf fight for the title of fastest shinobi alive. Rules: Fight to KO/incapacitation/death Fight takes place in the Ten Tails battlefield Fighters start 50 meters apart No summons No Kurama Mode for Minato Round 1: 6th Gate Guy vs. Minato Round 2: 7th Gate Guy...

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SB literally cannot help themselves into not making stupid threads and then saying stupid shit like:

Base Minato was still compared to KCM2 Naruto, when the latter moved fast enough to deflect several Bijuu Bombs. That's a feat Guy was about to open the 8th Gate to replicate.

Minato wins.

Minato was never compared to any version of KCM Naruto(Hell, I'm not even sure why someone else said he was compared to KCM1 Naruto when he wasn't, Raikage was compared to Minato and it was Naruto fully trying is when he outstripped Raikage and thus his dad and that was still in KCM1).

If you allow Guy to open the 8th gate, can Minato still win by hiding and running away till it runs out?

I can never understand SB doing shit like this...
"Well, X Character can just run away until it's done" or "Y Character can just regenerate infinitely and is immortal, thus they always win" as if that's how VS. topics work at all. Minato isn't running away from Gai and to be frank, he wouldn't be able to in the first place.

How so why does Minato need to stay and fight him seems like a dumb dumb strategy when the bulk of his tactics is teleporting himself or enemies away at vast distance and never trying to tank or go head to head.

When in the fuck does Minato run away like a coward like it's in character for him?! I never understand this retarded purview of SB debaters(and some Reddit debaters) acting like a character being prepared or leading people into an ambush(the former only Minato did) = running away like a bitch.
I can understand Minato using his tags as a defensive tool to avoid 6/7th Gate Might Guy but that will be to open his ass up like everyone else.
I don't remember anyone trying to run away from Might Guy or Rock Lee when they used Gates, they ALWAYS tried to fight back despite knowing about The Gates in the first place. Even Madara Uchiha after being pushed didn't run away, he just created a damn barrier Guy couldn't do anything about without help.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

One time war dalek (Dr who) vs Remnant (RWBY)

Potentially, for context Dalek shielding (and armour etc) can be modified on the fly to better counter specific threats. For instance the Dalek fighters in this instance were making use of Molecular Dissolution Virus laden bullets that tear about the molecular structure of the target and the...

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I like how Page 2 is just debunking every single "Here's how Remnant can still win" argument when even the arguments themselves stretch believability(Like they go with Cryogenics due to one type of Dalek having that weakness but then they just immediately assume Ice Dust can hit that same temperature from nothing. It's like going with Mantle must be as cold as Antarctica because Grimm can't live in those temperatures when most Humans and Animals not suited for the Cold can freeze at temps nowhere near Antarctica's level)

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Fate : Argonauts vs Round Table Knights

Yeah, why not? Anyone with a worthwhile name has a chance of beating Gilgamesh with something as arbitrary as "a good master" under unknown conditions. You do know he's a jobber who loses for his carelesness time and again, correct? Artoria having more firepower than Mordred is nice if beam...

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Finally reading through this topic... was a mistake.
I haven't seen so much downplay, overall stupidity and wank in a long ass time and very well exceeds Beast's Lair's retarded take of "Dead Apostle Ancestors are clearly at the level of the Gods and no Servant is at that level... ignore the Servants that are at that level and ignore that an Authority is not a level of powerscale but simply just that"

Alcides
Dioscuri
Medea
Atalanta
Caenis
Asclepius

Lancelot (Saber)
Gawain
Mordred
Tristan
Bedivere
Percival
Gareth

>Dioscuri and Caenis are at the level of the Gods, they win
Ignore the times where other weaker Servants can keep up with them and Musashi in particular ultimately refuses to fight Gawain at his best. Let's also ignore Jason explicitly states Caenis wasn't even the strongest in the Argonauts and Dioscuri isn't even given anything to show they are better than Heracles. This is also hilarious considering that multiple times, High Tier/Top Tier Servants have been explicitly stated to be on the level of Divine Spirits, if not stronger since Fate/Extra CCC if not earlier.

>Literally tries to downplay Caenis as if she's only that strong in the Atlantis Lostbelt
Ignores how she's able to bypass the Lostbelt's Storm Walls is precisely because of her Divinity from Poseidon...

>No one is Chaldeas is Divine Spirit level
Completely ignore that in Brynhildr's Interlude, Da Vinci explicitly rates off all of the Divine Spirit Servants in Chaldeas and Christmas 3 explicitly has Da Vinci realize half of Quetzalcoatl manifesting and running off with the Grail is immediate bad news despite Quetzalcoatl herself trying to play it off. Hell, ignore that Brynhildr herself in LB2 as just her Servant self is consistently stated to be a Goddess/Divine Spirit herself(Which makes Sigurd being held back and Surtr barely knowing how to use him push her back hardcore even more absurd)

They even started going around and downplaying Achilles, Jeanne D'Arc and even Karna without understanding at all the entire point of why the KOTR are seen as the best of the best(It's because they are strong as shit compared to most Servants, not all of them).
Like if you want to be frank, this is legit a pretty close matchup, especially with Heracles being removed and Alcides is placed in instead as there's no Artoria here to be able to rinse him but Alcides has more shit under his sleeve.

 

[Masterblack06]

Ohma Zi-O (Kamen Rider) Runs the Gauntlet

Gauntlet: Round 1: Shirou Emiya and the girls from Fate stay/night, specifically Saber, Rin, and Sakura who have feats from all of their routes. Round 2: Issei Hyoudou and his girls from his personal harem from High School DxD Round 3: Hajime Nagumo and his girls (Arifureta) Round 4: Shidou...

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@Xhominid The Apex
Oma Zi-O is bout to bully the absolute fuck outta some people

 

[Paxton]

Ohma Zi-O (Kamen Rider) Runs the Gauntlet

Gauntlet: Round 1: Shirou Emiya and the girls from Fate stay/night, specifically Saber, Rin, and Sakura who have feats from all of their routes. Round 2: Issei Hyoudou and his girls from his personal harem from High School DxD Round 3: Hajime Nagumo and his girls (Arifureta) Round 4: Shidou...

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@Xhominid The Apex
Oma Zi-O is bout to bully the absolute fuck outta some people

Literally only round 9 is a discussion and even then I have no idea

 

[Masterblack06]

The Beyonder (Marvel) vs. Chaos Gods (Warhammer 40k)

The Beyonder VS Chaos Gods Information: Location: 40k universe. The Beyonder is at full power and receives composite feats. The Chaos Gods are at full power and receive 40k feats. Bloodlust is active. Victory condition is death of the Chaos or the Beyonder. Full knowledge of each other...

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>Beyonder
>Not folding the absolute shit out of the entire 40k setting

 

[Paxton]

The Beyonder (Marvel) vs. Chaos Gods (Warhammer 40k)

The Beyonder VS Chaos Gods Information: Location: 40k universe. The Beyonder is at full power and receives composite feats. The Chaos Gods are at full power and receive 40k feats. Bloodlust is active. Victory condition is death of the Chaos or the Beyonder. Full knowledge of each other...

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>Beyonder
>Not folding the absolute shit out of the entire 40k setting

Aleister Crowley(Toaru) vs The Chaos Gods(Warhammer 40K)

All are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Location is the Warp. Aleister has his Blasting Rod and is his strongest version. The Victory Conditions are Death, BFR, or Incapacitation.

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[Masterblack06]

Literally only round 9 is a discussion and even then I have no idea

You would basically need to tell how touma and the crew could counter every Kamen rider up till the end of Zi-O all at the same time

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

You would basically need to tell how touma and the crew could counter every Kamen rider up till the end of Zi-O all at the same time

Yeah Pax is talking out of his ass there to make them come off as a better discussion somehow than anyone else in that gauntlet.

 

[Paxton]

Yeah Pax is talking out of his ass there to make them come off as a better discussion somehow than anyone else in that gauntlet.

The hell are you on about?

 

[Masterblack06]

Oma Zi-O was just big dick energy incarnate

>Zi-O gets a new form with Grand Zi-O
>Bodies it
>Decade gets a new form in 21 Complete
>Kills the man
>Needs to get jumped by every single Kamen Rider at once
>Was still beating everyones ass

 

[Masterblack06]

Nephthys and Niang Niang (Toaru) vs Anti Spiral and Super Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann

location: Neutral Multiverse In character but willing to work together No knowledge No Prep Standard Equipment Starting Distance: 5 million light-years All Feats and scaling as long as their canon victory by death or KO

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[Paxton]

Nephthys and Niang Niang (Toaru) vs Anti Spiral and Super Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann

location: Neutral Multiverse In character but willing to work together No knowledge No Prep Standard Equipment Starting Distance: 5 million light-years All Feats and scaling as long as their canon victory by death or KO

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obvious spite is obvious

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

The hell are you on about?

The hell you going on about? You know where Z-io stands at?

 

[Flowering Knight]

A good perspective on how broken Oma Zi-O is can be as simple as saying "everything Tendou can do in Hyper Form is the least of your worries"

Dude singlehandedly boosted the absolute FUCK outta the verse.

 

[Paxton]

The hell you going on about? You know where Z-io stands at?

Where Zi-O stands has absolutely nothing to do with my point that Round 9 is the only one that's a potential discussion compared to the previous rounds.

Unless Shirou and the gang got some buffs that I wasn't aware of

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Where Zi-O stands has absolutely nothing to do with my point that Round 9 is the only one that's a potential discussion compared to the previous rounds.

Unless Shirou and the gang got some buffs that I wasn't aware of

Round 1: Shirou Emiya and the girls from Fate stay/night, specifically Saber, Rin, and Sakura who have feats from all of their routes.

Shirou Emiya who has every feat from his route alongside Saber, Rin and Sakura?
I don't think you understand at all how significant that is even if you don't include shit from other series, my dawg.

 

[Masterblack06]

Zi-o folds both verses anyway so

 

[Paxton]

Shirou Emiya who has every feat from his route alongside Saber, Rin and Sakura?
I don't think you understand at all how significant that is even if you don't include shit from other series, my dawg.

I'm just making a light jab at them dude, I'm not trying to discredit what they've done


It's just that there's a massive fucking gap between what rounds 1-8 can do and rounds 9, because round 9 includes Touma with the Invisible Thing + Othinus.


And like MB said, Ohma-Zio folds both verses anyway so that's that