To calculate the energy needed to make a planet shake, we need to consider what we mean by "shake." For simplicity, let's assume we want to induce planetary vibrations similar to those caused by seismic activity, like earthquakes, but on a global scale.
### Assumptions and Simplifications:
1. **Seismic Energy**: We'll base our calculations on the energy released by large earthquakes.
2. **Uniform Shaking**: We assume the energy is evenly distributed throughout the planet.
3. **Planet Similar to Earth**: We'll use Earth as a model, with a mass of approximately \(5.97 \times 10^{24}\) kilograms.
### Calculation Steps:
1. **Gravitational Binding Energy (GBE)**: This is the theoretical maximum energy needed to overcome the gravitational forces holding the planet together. For Earth, GBE is approximately \(2 \times 10^{32}\) joules. Shaking the planet would require a fraction of this energy.
2. **Energy of a Large Earthquake**: The 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake released about \(5 \times 10^{22}\) joules of energy. This caused significant shaking locally but was far from shaking the entire planet.
3. **Scaling Up Earthquake Energy**: To shake the entire planet, we might consider needing an energy magnitude orders higher than a single large earthquake. If we arbitrarily say that shaking the planet requires 1,000 times the energy of the largest earthquake, we get \(5 \times 10^{22} \times 1000 = 5 \times 10^{25}\) joules.
4. **Comparison with GBE**: This energy is still several orders of magnitude less than the Gravitational Binding Energy, but it gives a rough estimate of what might be required to induce global shaking.
### Conclusion:
This calculation provides a very rough estimate. The actual energy required could be much higher, especially considering the complexities of planetary structure and dynamics. In any case, the amount of energy required is far beyond current human capabilities.